April Winchell

30 responses so far ↓

• 1 JohnnyBoy // Jun 4, 2008 at 10:26 am

  She’s just GOTTA smell

• 2 thefifthbeatle // Jun 4, 2008 at 11:03 am

  She brings the term HOT MESS to a whole other level.

• 3 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 4, 2008 at 11:21 am

  “Morning after: Lily hid behind dark glasses as she headed out in London today”

  How do you hide behind dark glasses when you have fluorescent pink hair blowing in the wind?

• 4 jim // Jun 4, 2008 at 12:25 pm

  I like the dress … but that’s not necessarily a point in its favor.
  I’m too many light-years out of the loop to know who Lily Allen even is.
  I’ll just crawl back under my big flat rock now.

• 5 JohnnyBoy // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm

  I bet she’s clueless about the political significance of Bambi, and how that movie’s influence led to deer overpopulation, with the proliferation of Lyme Disease from deer ticks, and contaminated deer swimming (yes, they do !) from Plum Island (CDC) to Long Island.

  You Westcoasties have it easy with just wildfires and earthquakes and mudslides and gangs of lizards to worry about

• 6 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:21 pm

  Plum Island was where they were going to move Hannibal Lecter before he escaped in Silence of the Lambs. Apparently terns nest there.

  Oh, I’m talking about the book. I don’t remember enough about the movie to say whether or not that was part of the adaptation.

• 7 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm

  Big flat rock? Jim, that’s no excuse for being ignorant of the all-important knowledge of Lily Allen’s daily life!!!

  My cute little Emp Mr. Panderome just crawled out from under his big flat rock, and I think even he knows who Lily Allen is.

  However, he’s much too busy vomiting digestive juices onto a cricket, then using his chelicerae to slowly tear it apart and consume it. So he currently can’t make any witty comments or cutting remarks.

  Of course, clever repartee was never really his specialty. His skillset leans more towards the “sting-and-pinch” areas of the life skills spectrum. Oh, and he can code in Ruby on Rails.

• 8 JohnnyBoy // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  Spot on, Speedy. There was an audible gasp from the audience here on Long Island when Silence Lambs was shown in the movie theatre and Plum Island was mentioned, before Lechter let on that he knew exactly what it was.

• 9 joshpincusiscrying // Jun 4, 2008 at 1:38 pm

  Maybe soon we will see Bambi wearing a dress decorated with bleeding Lily Allens.

  DING!
  Her fifteen minutes are officially up.

• 10 theFatTubist // Jun 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm

  That’s some pretty edgy shit right there! And that hair? Damn, that’s a rebellious shade of pink!

  She sure showed them! She sure showed them all!

• 11 Gunner13 // Jun 4, 2008 at 3:42 pm

  No, this does NOT have Glamor written anywhere near it. I saw better dressed (and looking) girls in Afghanistan.

  Yes theFatTubist , she sure did show us all something. Of course, WHAT she showed us is still an open question (not anything I want and that’s for certain sure).

  joshpincusiscrying is also so right - her time is so over.
  Didn’t we just have a discussion of clueless celbs and the stuff they wear?

• 12 adrock // Jun 4, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  Hey, don’t fuck with Lily Allen. That bitch stoly Gary Busey’s bracelet!

• 13 pal Jacky // Jun 4, 2008 at 4:38 pm

  actually lily allen almost looks like a real women here. His adam’s apple is far to noticable in other photos. For those who don’t know, he is the love child of Tim Allen and Kim Basenger. In other words half brother to that dirty little pig girl we all love to hate.

• 14 pal Jacky // Jun 4, 2008 at 4:43 pm

  I meant ‘too’ instead of ‘to’. I am hopefully going to pitch may script idea to george lucas this week. ‘indiana Jones and nero’s violin’ it Follows indy and his kid having to give ‘father/son shave/rape specials’ in Venice Italy in order to get their hands on this famous relic. Twist ending, it is really a lute. Look for Karen allen undercover as ‘Faghag faye’.

• 15 JohnnyBoy // Jun 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm

  Gunner13, as always, I was only being half-serious about the cluelessness

• 16 bnaivar // Jun 4, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  Don’t feel bad Jim. Apparently I’ve been out of it so long I no longer know what “Glamour” means.

• 17 Infinite monkey // Jun 4, 2008 at 5:36 pm

  …her shoes are ready for Zen!

• 18 Gunner13 // Jun 4, 2008 at 6:08 pm

  JohnnyBoy // Jun 4, 2008 at 5:12 pm

  Gunner13, as always, I was only being half-serious about the cluelessness

  Sorry did not mean to revisit that and dump on anyone. What little Miss Lilly is wearing is another subject.

  While I am on that, I think her shoes are ready something (not Zen), but at least they don’t match her non-existent handbag!

• 19 David Caruso // Jun 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm

  Seems like April deleted her last post. I guess she didn’t want to be…

  *puts on sunglasses*

  …”dogged” for that horrible movie.

• 20 Roger Daltrey // Jun 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm

  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

• 21 JohnnyBoy // Jun 4, 2008 at 8:25 pm

  Probably got deleted because I asked if there were any Belgiums in it

• 22 pal Jacky // Jun 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

  perhaps april was hacked by carlos azaraquai(if that is spelled right that is a miracle), He plays deputy Garcia in ‘reno 911′ but in a previous life he was known for a certain taco bell mascot. He also has done several video game soundtracks. You know april another ‘kingdom hearts’ is coming to america Disney + final fantasy means good voice over opportunities. Christopher Lee did the last one(well so did zack braff). Here is a promise, when april does voice work in a a video game I will ‘cosplay’ that character.

• 23 pal Jacky // Jun 4, 2008 at 9:06 pm

  http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/42967/drunk-lily-allen-carried-out-of-glamour-awards

  actually there was more to the evening than the dress.

• 24 Doug // Jun 4, 2008 at 9:22 pm

  Once upon a time I thought Lily Allen was cute. I must been high.

• 25 Doug // Jun 4, 2008 at 9:29 pm

  Oops, must remember to type “must have been” instead of “must been” next time.

  Q: What’s it all about, Alfie? Is it all about love? Is it about helping out your sister after she’s made a mess of herself with drugs and booze at a public event?

  A: Both. Yes. Whatever. After this embarrassment she’d better write a *better* song about me, one that doesn’t make me out to be a video game nerd. Argh, the humiliation.

• 26 coasterboy // Jun 5, 2008 at 3:28 am

  Blue fingernails? BLUE FINGERNAILS?

• 27 Crash // Jun 5, 2008 at 6:57 am

  Seriously– who is she?

• 28 JohnnyBoy // Jun 5, 2008 at 7:35 am

  I like the way Wikipedia phrased this:

  Allen attended 13 schools in all, including Prince Charles’s junior alma mater, Hill House School, Millfield and Bedales School, and was expelled from several of them for drinking, smoking and performing fellatio.

• 29 TalkinHorse // Jun 5, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  The weird thing about the Wikipedia article is that the “drinking, smoking and performing fellatio” note appears in her “Early years” segment, sandwiched between her father abandoning the family at age 4 and the moment when a teacher applauded her singing talent at age 11.

• 30 eBayEnigma // Jun 5, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  It is interesting that in there is more written about Lily Allen in her Wikipedia article than there is in the article about Jonas Salk, a man that literally saved countless lives, and saved hundreds of thousands of people from living their lives paralyzed. That’s sad.

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