April Winchell

21 responses so far ↓

• 1 Infinite monkey // Jun 5, 2008 at 10:22 am

  should these arrive on cooking shows, I am going in for shock treatment….

• 2 JohnnyBoy // Jun 5, 2008 at 10:36 am

  I want this

  One time I took a “Back to School Sale” sign from one store and put it on the window of the Gun store

  it stayed up for a few days

• 3 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 5, 2008 at 10:53 am

  Right up there with the Butter Butler.

  I will also register a little queasiness at the choice of picture used in this post. I wish you’d found something based less on a real death.

• 4 JohnnyBoy // Jun 5, 2008 at 11:04 am

  That’s the one I used for “Poodle”, so I’m somewhat to blame for opening the door

• 5 joshpincusiscrying // Jun 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm

  Could someone rob a McDonald’s with this?

• 6 thefifthbeatle // Jun 5, 2008 at 12:15 pm

  No gravy Uzi?

• 7 OLDFART // Jun 5, 2008 at 12:33 pm

  I will send one of these to everyone on this site. Just point it at any cop at night and let the fun begin. Or, point this at the acne-faced turd at the Micky Dee’s drivethru and get yer fries for free.

• 8 ira_shlamazel // Jun 5, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  A picture of that fat politician Budd Dwyer blowing his brains out on live TV would have been interesting, don’t you think? Fucked up on many, many levels. (Food as bullets etc.)

  And if you like your weenies spicy you must also have http://www.2dsecurity.com/mace_peppergun

  That’s a tasty nosh.

• 9 ira_shlamazel // Jun 5, 2008 at 4:12 pm

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer

• 10 JohnnyBoy // Jun 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm

  don’t you you that….happiness….is a warm bun…yes it is

• 11 JohnnyBoy // Jun 5, 2008 at 4:40 pm

  don’t you know, rather

• 12 David Caruso // Jun 5, 2008 at 9:54 pm

  Speedy Cerviche is dead. But no one knows what killed him. Maybe April should…

  *Puts on sunglasses*

  …check her email.

• 13 Roger Daltrey // Jun 5, 2008 at 9:55 pm

  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

• 14 JohnnyBoy // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:21 am

  Probably died because I asked if there were any Belgiums in it

• 15 bnaivar // Jun 6, 2008 at 5:22 am

  All you need to be fully armed is a Salad Shooter.

• 16 JohnnyBoy // Jun 6, 2008 at 5:57 am

  a spurtin’ dildo filled with mayo !

• 17 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 6, 2008 at 11:57 am

  “Could someone rob a McDonald’s with this?”

  Post of the day! Five points to Josh!

  *Ding!*

• 18 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 6, 2008 at 11:58 am

  “One time I took a “Back to School Sale” sign from one store and put it on the window of the Gun store

  it stayed up for a few days”

  Prank of the year! Five points to JohnnyBoy!

  *Ding!*

• 19 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 6, 2008 at 11:59 am

  “That’s the one I used for “Poodle”, so I’m somewhat to blame for opening the door”

  I’m sorry, JohnnyBoy, I have to take away five points for that.

  *BZZZZ!*

  You’re back to zip.

• 20 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm

  “All you need to be fully armed is a Salad Shooter.”

  I have to give this one five points, too.

  *Ding!*

• 21 socalfrank // Jun 7, 2008 at 9:53 am

  I wonder if this would be allowed on a plane.

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