April Winchell

17 responses so far ↓

• 1 JohnnyBoy // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  You’d think the chubby ankles would be enough of a deterrent

• 2 Roger Daltrey // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm

  These don’t work. One time we were playing at the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Dome in Birmingham, and some bird came in backstage with these on. It took me an’ Townshend 3 minutes to separate the girl from the trousers.

  They would work much better if they had some kind of locking mechanism.

• 3 Roger Daltrey // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm

  Oh, and SAVE SPEEDY!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  I owe him money.

• 4 JohnnyBoy // Jun 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm

  What kind of stance IS compatible with chubby ankles?

  a somewhat wide one, I’d think, which defeats the purpose

• 5 bnaivar // Jun 6, 2008 at 1:39 pm

  Do the K-Mart condoms say “Mr. Right Now!”?

• 6 pal Jacky // Jun 6, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  will how about, ‘it can’t become true love without it’. Or is that too obvious a statement.

• 7 JohnnyBoy // Jun 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm

  you can re-arrange the letters to read:

  Evil Euro Twat

  or

  Slut Weave Riot

• 8 eBayEnigma // Jun 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm

  K-Mart gets points from me for trying, but I just have a feeling that they’re not going to work. (’Ya think?)

• 9 supertec // Jun 6, 2008 at 10:46 pm

  At first I thought it said ” accidnet pants”
  Accident isle 5 please

• 10 Crash // Jun 7, 2008 at 6:54 am

  Caption Contest! On the reverse, the pants read:

  (I’ll start)
  “But friends with benefits begins in 3 minutes!”

• 11 socalfrank // Jun 7, 2008 at 10:06 am

  When is Wal Mart going to sell a chastity belt or a penis cage?

• 12 BK1 // Jun 7, 2008 at 10:08 am

  I looked them up on the kmart.com website (do people who shop at kmart have computers?), and I thought that these pants would go great with “Joe Boxer Women’s Yellow G-String with Licky Placement.”

  True love waits, and if you belong to the FLDS, apparently that is until about the age of 13.

• 13 renedrivers // Jun 7, 2008 at 7:11 pm

  At first I thought this was the most stupid ever. Then I thought about it and realized just how ingenious it really is. Think about it, what better way to make sure you never have sex with anyone, than to wear tacky pants from Kmart?

• 14 steve // Jun 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  eating half a bag of potato chips every day for a year is the best way to avoid getting pregnant. it doesn’t matter what you wear.

• 15 JohnnyBoy // Jun 8, 2008 at 12:09 am

  Especially if you rub them in your face first

• 16 jim // Jun 8, 2008 at 7:45 pm

  … because nothing says high moral standards quite like putting words across your arse.

  Find the person who came up with this trend, & neuter them.

• 17 Stretch // Jun 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm

  wearing these confirms you are a K-Mart open 9AM to 9PM with extended hours on weekends

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