Comments on: “Abstinence Pants” at Kmart

By: Stretch

Stretch — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:23:18 +0000

wearing these confirms you are a K-Mart open 9AM to 9PM with extended hours on weekends

By: jim

jim — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:45:11 +0000

… because nothing says high moral standards quite like putting words across your arse.

Find the person who came up with this trend, & neuter them.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:09:25 +0000

Especially if you rub them in your face first

By: steve

steve — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 03:43:46 +0000

eating half a bag of potato chips every day for a year is the best way to avoid getting pregnant. it doesn’t matter what you wear.

By: renedrivers

renedrivers — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:11:15 +0000

At first I thought this was the most stupid ever. Then I thought about it and realized just how ingenious it really is. Think about it, what better way to make sure you never have sex with anyone, than to wear tacky pants from Kmart?

By: BK1

BK1 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:08:32 +0000

I looked them up on the kmart.com website (do people who shop at kmart have computers?), and I thought that these pants would go great with “Joe Boxer Women’s Yellow G-String with Licky Placement.”

True love waits, and if you belong to the FLDS, apparently that is until about the age of 13.

By: socalfrank

socalfrank — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 17:06:45 +0000

When is Wal Mart going to sell a chastity belt or a penis cage?

By: Crash

Crash — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:54:01 +0000

Caption Contest! On the reverse, the pants read:

(I’ll start)
“But friends with benefits begins in 3 minutes!”

By: supertec

supertec — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:46:25 +0000

At first I thought it said ” accidnet pants”
Accident isle 5 please

By: eBayEnigma

eBayEnigma — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:32:27 +0000

K-Mart gets points from me for trying, but I just have a feeling that they’re not going to work. (‘Ya think?)