Pam Anderson is auctioning off her 2000 Viper to benefit People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
A portion of the proceeds from the sale of this car will be donated by Pamela to PETA. PETA ~ People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, has more than 1.8 million members and supporters, and is the largest animal rights organization in the world. PETA works through public education, cruelty investigations, research, animal rescue, legislation, special events, celebrity involvement, and protest campaigns.
This baby is loaded with all the extras; a soft top convertible roof, front spoiler and racing pin striping remote control anti-theft protection, 5 speaker Alpine stereo system, air conditioning, full dashboard and floor center console with sport seats and head restraints, remote power locks, power windows, power steering “and just for the boys, a cigar lighter”.
And Pam’s Pussy Wagon comes with one more thing animal lovers are sure to appreciate:
Hey, at least it’s not veal!
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13 responses so far ↓
1 thefifthbeatle // Jun 10, 2008 at 10:22 am
HA! The irony is just too much for me to bear.
And “Pam’s Pussy Wagon” sounds like an erotic Americana restaurant, does it not?
2 joshpincusiscrying // Jun 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I’m just gonna sit on the seats. I ain’t gonna EAT them.
3 Letty Cruz // Jun 10, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Pam Anderson also claims she didn’t know it took sheeps to make Ugg boots. She wore those nasty toe jam warmers for eons and didn’t know it, seriously.
4 Mavis // Jun 10, 2008 at 12:27 pm
“A portion of the proceeds”
Where is the rest of the money going?
5 bnaivar // Jun 10, 2008 at 12:37 pm
“I’m just gonna SNIFF the seats. I ain’t gonna EAT them.”
Fixed it for ya.
6 Syr Paine // Jun 10, 2008 at 12:45 pm
What a DOUCHE! Irony not withstanding, how does she justify her choices in such a contradictory manner? I am SOOOOO done with her and PETA.
Kudos to you, April, for enlightening us to the ridiculousness of PETA, their members, and their policies.
And now…I’m off to get drunk!
7 JohnnyBoy // Jun 10, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Their name Acronym and their actions are two different agendas.
In fairness though, they DO euthanize nearly all animals given to them, so at least that part matches the “Ethical Treatment” part
8 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 10, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“And “Pam’s Pussy Wagon” sounds like an erotic Americana restaurant, does it not?”
I want to see bowed heads and clasped hands all around PRAYING that no one with money and entrepreneurial experience takes this idea and runs with it.
9 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 10, 2008 at 1:36 pm
“Fixed it for ya.”
Excellent fix, BN! Unfortunately, you just burned an unpleasant image into my brain.
10 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 10, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Pam’s Pussy Wagon® Cantina and Grill.
Try our famous roast beef Pam-wich. Now for a limited time, served on sourdough!
And don’t forget about those once-a-month Bloody Mary specials!
11 pal Jacky // Jun 10, 2008 at 7:35 pm
i’m thinking of Peggy from PA. She used to be a zoo tramp. That is where she hung out by the monkey cage watching them masterbate until a guy notices her and they have sex behind the Rhinos. The L.A. county zoo was filled with zoo tramps during the 1880’s. Then she got pregnant but lost her child when he was two he was killed by a drunk driver. Peggy joined MADD and was soon promoted to president of her chapter until they found out it was she when backing out of the blotto. “I told im to stay on the grass and he just didn’t listen’ was the only thing she said about it.
12 pal Jacky // Jun 10, 2008 at 7:52 pm
What I like is the stupididy of the copy writer. It would have been just as easy not to mention the upholstery at all.
PS for those concerned Peggy is real however, I made up some stuff. What is true is I met her in AA and she would rub tuna oil on her clit and play with her cat. I was just extrapolating on how she gotto aa(17-1/2 years for me the only thing I really miss is the robotussin)
13 JohnnyBoy // Jun 10, 2008 at 8:03 pm
First InterFear, now Robo-Tussin
damn, this is the best place ever
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