Since we’re coming up on Father’s Day, I’d like to begin this post by directing you to this track. It’s not as good as The John Tesh Father’s Day Message I like to post every year, but I can’t find that right now, and I can only do so much without Codeine.
And speaking of Father’s Day, Marc Germain and I have managed to choke out yet another podcast!
Of course, this podcast has absolutely nothing to do with Father’s Day. I mean, Marc is a father, and I used to have one, but that’s about it.
Fortunately, we do talk about Ed McMahon, people who want to cut their hands off and the grade Z celebrity I saw in the food court at the mall. So don’t think of this as 44 minutes wasted.
I mean, it is, clearly. But don’t think of it that way.
Marc and April talk about dick-all for almost 45 minutes [44:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
29 responses so far ↓
1 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 10, 2008 at 9:20 pm
I’m suffering from Phantom Comment Syndrome.
2 Scott // Jun 11, 2008 at 4:42 am
I like chihuahuas!
3 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 7:13 am
so I haven’t listened to the podcast proper but the question in the father’s day song, I think I know the answer. The kid is a whiny, sniveling little repugnant yard monster, and if I was his father I wouldn’t come home either.
4 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 7:31 am
Those bible prophecies just keep happening. I just found out that they are making a live action version of ‘akira’ with leonardo D.Crapper. All that is left is for the Antichrist to appear. I think it is Dr. Laura. no one has shown me where it has to be a man. Why would somebody act so much like the Antichrist if they were not the antichrist?
5 JohnnyBoy // Jun 11, 2008 at 8:40 am
When I first proposed the notion of the Bizarro Antichrist on another forum, I received unsatisfactory answers, mostly that the Bizarro Antichrist was, y’know, like Christ.
Which I cannot accept as an answer.
Speedy, your help is requested…palJacky too…and JohnFoley also
6 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 9:48 am
http://www.shareintl.org/maitreya/Ma_main.htm
a lot of people are convinced this guy is the real antichrist. His spokesman, benjamin creme, has been interviewed on ‘coast to coast’ and denies it, but he sounded really creepy. Furthermore, why would someone want to be such a antichrist stereotype?
PS finally got rid of antivirus 2008. god it was horrible, maybe I do need a mac
7 bnaivar // Jun 11, 2008 at 9:56 am
Oh no. The genuine anti-christ would be charismatic, a great orator, a person who would promise “Change” and “Hope” and…
wait a minute…….
8 bnaivar // Jun 11, 2008 at 10:01 am
BIID = Dr. Strangelove disease.
9 socalfrank // Jun 11, 2008 at 11:32 am
If you want an iPhone and hate AT&T, you can unlock it to work on T-Mobile by using the free software at http://www.ziphone.org . I did this and am sooooo happy. Check out YouTube for videos on how easy it is.
10 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Matraya is those things. take a listen to some of matraya’s messages. Check the link from the above website He would give obamama a run for the money. Though the best antichrist in the history of film is Micheal York. Sorry damien, I saw part of ‘megido-omega code II’ on the bible network and he really knows how to handle his pillars of fire. Awesome, I remember him babbling on and on about the FX when april interviewed him in ‘01.
11 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 2:28 pm
furthermore, there was a strange artistic motif coming out of england during the 1970’s which put the christ of the bible really being the devil. It could easily be seen in some of the pieces of Peter Maxwell Davies An example is the ballet ‘vesalii Icones’ where the stations of the cross are danced by the antichrist. Literature had anthony ‘a clockwork orange’ burgess weigh in with ‘earthly Powers’ and some others I can’t think of now. And it was a subtheme of many of Ken Russell’s films including ‘tommy’ though it is obscured by other imagery.
Note Maxwell davies provided the incidental soundtrack to russell’s ‘the devils’ . With David Monrow providing the ‘authentic’ music performed on screen.
12 clevelandphil // Jun 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Depressed doctors. Do they ask them what number depression they have? 1 to 5?
13 clevelandphil // Jun 11, 2008 at 2:41 pm
On those commercials with the new drugs that stop depression. And they say “Tell your doctor”. Does that mean the depressed doctors tell themselves?
14 clevelandphil // Jun 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Christmas For The Jews wasn’t gay humor.
15 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 11, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Wait, what?
Live action Akira? Leonardo DiCaprio?
Who does he play, Kaneda? Are they at least going to change the names to, oh I dunno, something a little less ethnic? And no, I’m not going to Google it. I do NOT want Leo DiCaprio in my browser history.
Okay, so who else will be in that stinker? Will Ferrell as Tetsuo? Frankie Muniz as Akira? I simply can’t wait.
16 Infinite monkey // Jun 11, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Did he kiss his mother with that…..?
http://www.doyoukissyourmotherwiththatmouth.co.uk/
17 JohnnyBoy // Jun 11, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Thanks Infinite Monkey, this will add to my stream of vitriol while driving
18 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 6:29 pm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1134795/
speedy check that out, After spending time with my computer in ’safe mode’ today, I completely understand, But I really don’t think searching ‘leonardo dicarpio’ will result in a virus searching ‘ben Affleck’ I wouldn’t recommend. I went off half cocked again, because moments later I discovered is a live action ‘ghost in the shell’ in the works with Spielberg’s name attached to it.
19 Xanadude // Jun 11, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Speaking of suicidal doctors…my dentist blew his head off with a shotgun to the mouth but right before he did it he called the police to let them know what he was about to do AND he left a generous tip for the cleaners. Could there be such a thing as a thoughtful suicide?
20 pal Jacky // Jun 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm
my mom had a vet that put himself to sleep.
21 jim // Jun 12, 2008 at 10:29 am
Live action Akira?
I can do better than that.
April got a Bluetooth headset.
I need no further proof.
These ARE the real End Times.
Be getting that “666″ barcode tattoo any time now, I reckon.
Anyone know a good deal on lead wallpaper for my bomb-shelter?
Hey pal Jacky, get Avast & Spybot S&D (both free). For a while there, I was pretty sure that Norton Antivirus WAS the Antichrist. But it CAN be defeated, & you don’t even need to scarf down on some dead hippy’s blood & flesh to beat it. Stay on The Dark Side - we have cookies!
22 John Foley // Jun 12, 2008 at 12:12 pm
jim-
We only got Bluetooth (Blueteeth?) because it’s the law. If there was some way around it, we would opt out.
23 joshpincusiscrying // Jun 12, 2008 at 1:41 pm
April,
The movie you were trying to think of was “Hands of Orlock” which was a remake of a 1935 Peter Lorre film called “Mad Love”.
On another note, I recently had to call a doctor’s office to get results of a test and the receptionist told me she would “triage” my call to the doctor. Why are the using medical industry lingo to patients? I had to look up the usage of “triage” to find out what she meant.
24 JohnnyBoy // Jun 12, 2008 at 5:11 pm
maybe she was trying to get a triage a trois going
25 Lips and Hooves // Jun 12, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I like how when Marc is talking about replaying the last part of the Harvey Levin “going inside the cunt” gaff, he says, “Let me just get the last fart…”
That was the icing on the cock. I mean….
26 jim // Jun 12, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Yeah, John, I know.
But I’m STILL going to be scanning the skies for those giant flying scorpions with the breasts of women, as foretold in the Book Of Revelation.
I’m just sayin’.
27 blackcat888 // Jun 12, 2008 at 9:25 pm
About the Harvey Levin clip. I’m not trying to defend him but to me it sounded like he might have said “cont” as in the beginning of contract. If you listen carefully the person he is interviewing says “she signed the contract” just before his slip up. It sounded like he said” going inside the cont” just after the woman said contract. Just a thought.
28 Lips and Hooves // Jun 13, 2008 at 10:36 am
You don’t actually HAVE to get a Bluetooth. There’s always the old wire earbud/mic that connects right to your phone. Of course, that may be no better in some respects, and now you have a wire coming out of your ear. But that’s what I use, because I am just too lazy/cheap to get a Bluetooth. Also, I keep hearing people complaining about the sound quality on their Blueteeths, and how they cut out at times. Maybe they got cheap-ass ones. Well, gimme a good, solid, reliable cord any day. That’s what she said.
Alternatively, isn’t it possible for a speaker phone function to be loud enough for the car? I don’t know; I haven’t read my cell phone manual. I honestly don’t even know if it has a speaker phone function. I’ve heard that some phones can link right to your car’s stereo system (I think you may need a special stereo system) so the whole thing acts as your speaker phone.
I’m no Leo LaPorte — obviously — so I don’t know why I am running on about all this.
Oh, and blackcat888, you’re probably right, you party-pooper, you.
29 guy133 // Jun 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm
How come my iTunes didn’t pick up this podcast?
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