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38 responses so far ↓
1 phoebefigalilly // Jun 27, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Awww I think these two can make it work!
2 jim // Jun 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Ah, the magic of a summer romance.
When you’re taking a shit, & get caught taking it … that’s AMORE!
I’m getting all misty-eyed over here now.
3 John Foley // Jun 27, 2008 at 7:30 pm
What’s behind door #2?
4 socalfrank // Jun 27, 2008 at 7:45 pm
that’s a crappy way to meet someone.
5 pal Jacky // Jun 27, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Speaking of Schwulscheisse videos and then this. Couple no toilet paper with their weird no underpants thing and this is one hell of a mess. ‘but he had such a beautiful smile in the film ’shit eating grin”
6 JohnnyBoy // Jun 27, 2008 at 8:02 pm
“A turd , Mama, a TURD !”
Crackers
7 jandu // Jun 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I Just hope Hal Fishman can make it work this time
8 pal Jacky // Jun 27, 2008 at 9:58 pm
‘no one sends my mom a turd and is allowed to live’
crackers
9 pal Jacky // Jun 28, 2008 at 4:32 am
of course the sad part is I just pitched ‘harold and Kumar shit behind JR’s’ to Kingsgate and the gave me the sickest look.
10 Andre // Jun 28, 2008 at 10:59 am
Does Larry Hagman know about this?
11 jaxworlds // Jun 28, 2008 at 11:09 am
Its a DNA thing.. I keep thinking of that creepy CSI guy.. David Caruso, he would sniff this out ..real good..
12 joshpincusiscrying // Jun 28, 2008 at 12:38 pm
ah, young love. If they get together and form a relationship, they sure will have a great “meeting” story.
“oh, it was so cute. He was squatting in an alley, crapping….”
13 eBayEnigma // Jun 28, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Really makes you believe in all that is decent and moral about mankind. It seems to me, you can pretty much find anything you want on craigslist.org. But then, that’s not necessarily a bad thing…
14 rmsrmsrms // Jun 28, 2008 at 2:04 pm
My question is what was April doing reading m4m, gay personals from Washington D.C. (where this JR’s is referring to) ?????????
15 pal Jacky // Jun 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm
where does it say anything about washington dc? I was thinking northern california .’ Does a hippy shit in the woods?’ can now become ‘Does a homo shit behind JR’s?’. and everybody(but the terrorists)wins
16 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 28, 2008 at 3:15 pm
“My question is what was April doing reading m4m, gay personals from Washington D.C. (where this JR’s is referring to) ?????????”
Ha!
Even better, what did she have to enter into her search engine to get this?
17 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 28, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Winchell Quiz Time again!
To what does the following refer:
“Your left breast.”
18 rmsrmsrms // Jun 28, 2008 at 3:34 pm
“where does it say anything about washington dc?”
It doesn’t, but there is an amazing new feature on the internet called – get this – “Google”. You should try it one day.
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/733383905.html
19 jaxworlds // Jun 28, 2008 at 5:03 pm
everyone knows you find the best shit in Wash DC.. its the where the shitters shit…
20 pal Jacky // Jun 28, 2008 at 5:48 pm
You got me google. Nonetheless, I just didn’t feel the urge to research this any further. ‘maybe he lives close, maybe he would shit for me…”
21 xlistnerliz // Jun 28, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Pal Jacky
Half the shit you write makes no sense. The other half is sick. Stay out of my dog park please. Just knowing you roam around anywhere near me creeps me the fuck out!
22 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 28, 2008 at 8:23 pm
DavidinBerkeley, what is “David Guest’s favorite part of Liza Minnelli”?
Now I’ll continue with “Knowledge You Wish You Didn’t Possess” for $500, Alex.
23 pal Jacky // Jun 28, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Liz, Actually it all makes sense. I’ve probably seen you at the dog park and you may have even talked to me. When ion the real world I pass for normal. Yes I do. Have you seen a one-eyed black peke and 15 year old blond peke lately?
Dwarf dogs, well what the hell did you expect?
24 pal Jacky // Jun 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm
actually, I found out the reason they didn’t go for my ‘harold and Kumar’ proposal was Neal patrick Harris. Ever since he came out he out he refuses to be in films that depict negative gay stereotypes. No glory holes or shitting behind JR’s. Shitting in Big sur or muir woods is AO’kay since it is hippy activity.
25 pal Jacky // Jun 29, 2008 at 8:20 am
of course, the homosexual finds the most romantic place in the world to be a public men’s room, it seems rather natural that they would choose to shit behind JR’s so as not to disturb the lovemaking in the next stall.
26 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 29, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Five points to Speedy!
*Ding*
27 xlistnerliz // Jun 29, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Pal-
In the “real world” or any world, passing for normal must involve some kind of divine intervention or very strong drug for you. You are a mysoginst pig. How does one pass that off as normal? Never mind, I really don’t care. Go back and read your comments on the muslim women post….. maybe that will give you some idea of what a creep
you are.
28 pal Jacky // Jun 29, 2008 at 5:48 pm
compared to women in berkas nothing I said was mysoginst(sic). unless you are confusing that maxipad comment about ectoplasm which is child’s play compared to the ‘wings’ and other perverse commercials I’ve on TV. Furthermore, if it was a man who looked like a ghostI would said something about spooging ectoplasm. If you believe that I am misogynist(note correct spelling for future reference) then you probably also believe I am racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic. If not, then I fear you are just a little too menstral-centric for your own good. So just take some midol and cool off.
29 JohnnyBoy // Jun 29, 2008 at 6:49 pm
You can make fun of black jewish gay guys all you want, as long as they’re not chicks
30 JohnnyBoy // Jun 29, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Usually, the people on this site are not unintelligent, they “get” satire…hell, they likely even recognize Litotes !
31 pal Jacky // Jun 29, 2008 at 7:11 pm
it might have been the ’snail trail’ joke but my god, sherry flennikan ( best known for ‘trots and Bonnie’ from national lampoon) titled a book ‘why god gave women legs’ back in the 1980’s.
32 pal Jacky // Jun 29, 2008 at 8:03 pm
sherry flenniken actually illustrated the joke with women without legs and snails all leaving trails.
33 xlistnerliz // Jun 29, 2008 at 8:57 pm
So, because I didn’t care for pal-jackoff’s comments about women , I am unintelligent and told to go take midol. Real nice. Gee , i used to like it here. I didn’t know we weren’t allowed to take offense. Nobody gave me the rule book.
34 pal Jacky // Jun 29, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Liz, you took offense ONLY at the comments about women. If I would have stuck to how jews eat babies, homosexuals recruit young boys by making them play chess until they pass out, and how Italy is the Mexico of Europe, You will still like it here. And I’m the creepy one.
35 pal Jacky // Jun 29, 2008 at 10:39 pm
which of course remind me of a joke.
Sigmund Freud was examining a women suffering from an Elektra complex when he saw blood coming from her crotch. He said ‘It looks like zee mentral blood’ and dabbed his fingers in it. he raised his fingers to his nose and sniffed’It smells like zee menstral blood’. He then licked it and said ‘It tastes like zee menstral blood’.He concludes.’ Ergo it is zee menstral blood—good thing I didn’t fuck her’.
when provoked, I will just go on and on.
36 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 30, 2008 at 1:11 am
Liz, life’s a lot more fun if you don’t try so hard.
Hard and fast rule, kiddo: Never get offended by anything on the internet. Ever. Ever ever ever. Offensive comments on the internet are usually one of three things:
1. Sarcasm/irony/satire (i.e. Jacky’s shit)
2. A hard truth that offends your shitty moral sensibilities (i.e. my shit, kekeke. *polishes fingernails on lapel*)
3. The yawn-inducing opinions of a moron (i.e. every other political blog, racists, homophobes etc.)
Not one of these three things should warrant any kind of emotional response on your part. You definitely shouldn’t be so moved as to take time out of your day to pen an angry rebuttal. It’s not worth it, trust me. You either end up looking like a moron for not “getting” the joke or you end up sounding like you fall into the unsavory “I support free speech… as long as it doesn’t offend me” camp. Jacky has a point, he’s an equal-opportunity offender, and your outrage seems a bit selective. Why not be offended at all the other horrible stuff he’s said? Or more prudently, how about being offended at none of it?
My fabled ancestors, the mythical Lords of the Tubes, had an adage: “The Internet is Serious Business”. This mantra, usually uttered in an ironic fashion, has many shades of meaning. The main meaning, however, is this: absolutely nothing that you see or hear on the internet should be taken seriously, ever. Not one thing. The internet’s a fun place, but it holds no bearing over your everyday life and the real world. Or at least it shouldn’t. All the vitriol, all the tasteless jokes, all the finely-crafted political arguments… they instantly become moot once you exit your browser. No matter how hurtful something seems to be at the time, just remember: “It’s the internet. And the internet is Serious Business.”
“I didn’t know we weren’t allowed to take offense. Nobody gave me the rule book.”
You’re “allowed” to do whatever you want. But not taking offense isn’t a rule. It’s simply a common sense way to maintain one’s sanity while on the internet.
“…I didn’t care for pal-jackoff’s comments about women…”
You shouldn’t care about them. Not one bit. Because life is too short, and the real world beckons.
37 Speedy Cerviche // Jun 30, 2008 at 1:20 am
To summarize the above post: Grow a dick, Liz. You thin-skinned, weak-minded, easily-offended little fucktard.
… Oh I’m sorry, that completely crossed the line. I hope I didn’t, like, offend you or anything.
38 JohnnyBoy // Jun 30, 2008 at 6:18 am
This type of thing has been going on in this country since the Salem Bitch Trials, which began in retaliation after someone said “Nice set of Titubas you got there “
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