Comments on: Lee Iacocca’s Butter Snatch™

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:55:35 +0000

I don’t think I could pull off pretending to be a real woman. But a palsied up lezbotic in a hover-round, I think I have a shot. I’ll even eyebrow pencil between my eyebrows to give a unabrow look so no one would be surprised at any 5:oo shadow elsewhere. I could yap away about hoe lorena bobbett was persecuted for her religious practices for cleansing the marital bed defiled by a filthy man.

By: Stretch99

Stretch99 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:00:57 +0000

Here is the perfect reading material to go with this

http://tinyurl.com/2m3z9h

THE BIG PENIS BOOK!!

you can thank me later

By: DavidinBerkeley

DavidinBerkeley — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:55:06 +0000

Speedy and TalkinHorse:

I (seriously) can’t afford an mp3 player. The cd-mp3 player was a loooooooong-term loan from someone who has moved on to better technology (probably a player like you have named). I can only occasionally buy cd’s for burning.

(We could get into a discussion about whether I would actually NEED one since my listening habits don’t involve traveling with my sound files, but AW doesn’t like us to talk too much about non-post stuff….)

I did a conversion and found that if I set the specs for the conversion to the same as the original, I get a file almost the same size. So at least it won’t take more cd’s when I do The Winchell Set.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:36:53 +0000

I couldn’t pretend to be a woman, I’m having trouble enough pretending to be a grown man

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:16:45 +0000

after I win bigtime with ‘bum rap’ I think my first lifetime feature will go in a completely different direction’Framed-the andrea yates story’ Andrea yates comes home to discover her husband has killed their five children. He brainwashes her into confessing. Only in the arms of another woman behind bars does andrea find the love she deserves. I’m gonna be wheeling around and around in my scooter at the emmys real soon. If I pretend to have palsey, I can droop my head over my chin no one will see my adam’s apple-even if i drool. “how brave she is. To think she really does have a brilliant mind underneath all that palsy” they will say as a I ram into them on the red carpet. Perhaps I can hook up my catheter to one of those spraying flowers. “smee…llll flllllowwweeer Riiiiiyyyyan seeeeeecrest.

By: Speedy Cerviche

Speedy Cerviche — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:15:55 +0000

hahahaha

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:39:44 +0000

She fights the UltraPenisite with the help of the X-Menses

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:34:29 +0000

In the Lifetime SuperHero Genre…
Cuntress, starring Valerie Bertinelli as Helena Bertinelli

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:25:18 +0000

JB can you do it in three minutes by next tuesday? Since it is ‘lifetime’, I should stick to a less lofty statement hence ‘Bum Rap, the Susan Smith story’. After her ex husband kills their children and brainwashes her into believing she did it, Susan finally finds true love in the arms of a fellow inmate at the female prison. I think it would best if I went to the award ceremony in a wheelchair for the sympathy vote. “she’s ugly and crippled”

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:40:56 +0000

“Connie and Punani Smoke Estrogen”

Synopsis: After finding out that over 85% of lesbians are women, Connie & Punani embark on a road trip to find the other 15%. Hilarity ensues as they are chased cross-country byNeil Patrick Harris