April Winchell

Emo contacts

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Haven’t spent enough time on the phone with someone in India trying to get your printer to work?
Why not send a singing telegram from TajTunes?
For only $5, you can send a horribly composed and heavily accented song to anyone you choose. All the songs on TajTunes are original, so there’s no familiar melodies or [...]

 

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What in God’s name is this?
I’ll tell you what it is. it’s Madonna, looking like Jackie Stallone’s older sister.
What a fucking mess. She looks like a scarecrow on meth. Amy Winehouse wouldn’t leave the house looking like this.
I’ve often heard that Madonna only drinks holy Kablahblah water that’s been blessed by Rabbis. I [...]

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