Miley Cyrus got into some trouble this week for making a YouTube video mocking Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez.
I don’t know who the hell Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are. I only know who Miley Cyrus is because she looks like Martha Raye.
In any event, Miley apologized to Demi and Selena in a brief interview with Pop Star Magazine. She says she’s “super sorry”, which sounds pretty sincere to me, and says she was just being funny, because being funny is “her thing”.
I had no idea that was her thing. I thought her thing was getting shit-faced and making horrible videos with her BFF Mandy. Mandy, by the way, looks like she’s way too old to be playing YouTube with a 15 year old. But I guess someone has to buy the Zima.
And I learned something else.
Watch this mercifully brief interview and listen closely to what she says at the end.
That’s right, Elvis said it. That’s his line. He also wrote the Bible and signed the Magna Carta.
Christ almighty, this girl is a fucking idiot. Billy Ray needs to spend less time combing Just For Men through his soul patch and more time in the basement, where his meal ticket is doing beer bongs with a 30 year old.
The good news is that when Hannah Montana is over, she’s guaranteed a spot on Intervention.
29 responses so far ↓
1 gary // Jul 26, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I just spent the last hour and a half watching her 3D special with my daughter.
Help………me.
2 JohnnyBoy // Jul 26, 2008 at 10:50 pm
IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY – “Usually said ironically when someone tries to gain attention by copying someone else’s original ideas. Coined by Charles Caleb Colton in 1820 in his ‘Lacon.’ First attested in the United States in ‘Malice’ (1940) by E. Cameron.
I never heard of him and I know shitloads of useless stuff like this. You can look him up on Wikipedia, it seems he said lots of stuff like that.
I know Elvis said ” ‘Cilla, a’hm passin’ out”
3 Bitsey // Jul 26, 2008 at 11:32 pm
You think that’s bad gary, I spent $ to see it in a theater with mine.
Speaking of girls too old to be hanging with Miley, April? Are you able to tell us just what the hell is up with Ashley Tisdale? Is she on that Phinneas & Ferb show? Which I think is hella funny btw. She claims Miley stays overnight for PJ parties all the time.
4 steve // Jul 26, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I was given 3 pairs of Miley Movie 3D glasses at Wal-Mart the other day, as I shopped for red light bulbs and hair goop.
5 Speedy Cerviche // Jul 27, 2008 at 2:32 am
April, “Mensa” isn’t an acronym.
6 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 2:59 am
and why do you assume she thinks that, baby einstein?
7 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 3:00 am
I guess some genius forgot that using all caps automatically means that the word is an acronym:
8 Speedy Cerviche // Jul 27, 2008 at 5:06 am
Well, I suppose she could have meant for the all-caps to signify that the word “Mensa” was being screamed…
But is April really that angry?
9 April // Jul 27, 2008 at 9:37 am
I’m getting there Speedy. The banhammer is looming.
10 bflat // Jul 27, 2008 at 10:32 am
Perhaps April was referring to Miley’s Elvis National Super-special Association.
11 Andre // Jul 27, 2008 at 10:57 am
“Imitation is the sincerest form of television.”
-Fred Allen
12 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:27 am
Mensa always sounded to me like a brand of sanitary napkin
13 Speedy Cerviche // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:31 am
Banhammer?!
Aye, I relent, I relent! MENSA is spelled in all caps! I believe! I BELIEVE! From now on, I shall spell it your way! MENSA is where it’s at! *enthusiastic thumbs-up*
(sung to the tune of the Space Ironmen Kyodain theme)
MENSA. MENSA. MENSA. Forevermore, MENSA. Serious as a fucking heart attack, MENSA. Shining like a beacon in the northern sky, MENSA. Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhh… MENSAAAAAAAA!
I believe in MENSA™
14 Speedy Cerviche // Jul 27, 2008 at 11:36 am
So, seriously: any of you peeps have any family or friends in MENSA? If so, what exactly do they do? Is it secretive? Is it like a Masonic sort of deal? Do they just sit around talking about how smart they are? It has always intrigued me in a vague, not-really-caring-enough-to-research-it kind of way.
15 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 12:09 pm
You didn’t say you were supersorry
16 coasterboy // Jul 27, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Banhammer? How cool!
Sort of like Doug Stanhope’s “Purple Meat Hammer?”
probably not. But I like saying Purple Meat Hammer.
(hehe. I said it again). Purple Meat Hammer!
17 eBayEnigma // Jul 27, 2008 at 1:44 pm
My husband qualifies to be in Mensa, and he went to a meeting one time back in the 1980’s. He never went back. He said it was waaaaay too geeky for him. He’s pretty geeky himself, so if HE thought it was geeky…it must have really been an uber-geekfest. (Wow, I never thought I could use the word “geeky” so many times in one paragraph!)
18 bnaivar // Jul 27, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Let’s see…three “like”s and three “ya know”s in less than three minutes.
Like, MENSA material all the way, ya know?
19 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I like like
or is that Ike?
I Like Ike
You know who DIDN’T like Ike?
Tina Turner
20 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 5:56 pm
She should be thankful she doesn’t live in one of those metric-system- usin’ countries….cause her name would be Kilometry
21 Mavis // Jul 27, 2008 at 7:59 pm
I always get MENSA and NAMBLA mixed up.
22 JohnnyBoy // Jul 27, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Well, yes, they both manufacture automobiles
23 joshpincusiscrying // Jul 27, 2008 at 8:39 pm
As far as Disney is concerned, Miley Cryus and Hilary Duff are both “Johhny Bravo”, just like Greg Brady….they fit the suit.
24 pixie // Jul 27, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Something in that first video dredged up a lot of horrible memories of mean teenage girls…when I was a teenage girl. Another reason to be happy I didn’t procreate. Don’t think the PTSD defense would fly after retaliating on a mean girl who was cruel to my daughter. Maybe if I would say I was super sorry, though….
25 coasterboy // Jul 28, 2008 at 11:06 am
It’s easy to tell MENSA and NAMBLA apart. NAMBLA is easy to remember. It’s a wing of the Catholic Church.
26 coasterboy // Jul 28, 2008 at 11:06 am
Hey, What happened to the vomiting Chinese chicks?
27 pal Jacky // Jul 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm
i was in Mensa for a while when I was in school. A lot of us math geeks tried out in a SAT type enviroment(this was over 25 years ago so mI don’t know if they have the same tests). Most made it.I only went to one function. None of those assholes knew how to pop a keg. I passed out in the elevator after making the graffiti, “mensa new members meeting-bring your No-DOZ”
28 jim // Jul 28, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Funny – I thought “from each according to his abilities, to each according to his need” was Elvis. My bad.
MENSA is for those too stupid to understand that IQ is both a ridiculously plastic variable, & a piss-poor criteria for one’s real worth as a human being.
Been around for decades, & I’ve yet to hear of one single solitary useful innovation, invention or accomplishment this global group of “geniuses” – all put together – has given to the world. Even the fucking Mouseketeers have done better.
29 ScottP // Aug 1, 2008 at 9:51 pm
In an episode of Ann Jillian’s show “It’s a Living,” a patron had a request for the lounge singer/pianist: “Amazing Grace.”
The response: “All right, an Elvis tune!”
I think Miley was just pulling our… our… gasoline-powered generator starter cord!
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