April Winchell

26 responses so far ↓

• 1 Speedy Cerviche // Jul 30, 2008 at 4:36 pm

  I’m wearing a pair right now.

• 2 John Foley // Jul 30, 2008 at 4:53 pm

  Hey emo person: come over here, I’ll give you something to cry about.

• 3 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 30, 2008 at 5:57 pm

  Since this has rendered me speechless, I will announce that it is once again

  Winchell Quiz Time!

  1) Why did AW name her former dog Woody?
  2) Where did AW look to check for cancer cells on her husband?
  3) When BestFriendRoy got his own call-in segment, what was the topic he was taking questions on?

  5 points for each correct answer.

• 4 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 30, 2008 at 5:59 pm

  Clarification for #3)

  When BestFriendRoy got TO HOST his own call-in segment, what was the topic he was taking questions on?

• 5 Dave // Jul 30, 2008 at 6:17 pm

  To be combined with nipple tassels!

• 6 Xanadude // Jul 30, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  I know she named that dog woody because of his constant boners. The rest is lost in a haze of pot and booze.

• 7 Gunner13 // Jul 30, 2008 at 7:35 pm

  OK, getting back to the topic at hand, I nearly died of boredom on that one (not sure which was worse, the slow pace or the dull music)! What a stupid idea!

  After reviewing some fo the other stuff by the “artiste” that created this, ericklarenbeek, it is obvious this is some kind of cutting edge/avant garde stuff, which I don’t care about. You may now call me a stick in the mud if you wish.

  I would like to meet Kelley the model however - she looks interesting.

• 8 eBayEnigma // Jul 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm

  My only comment is WTF???!

• 9 jaxworlds // Jul 30, 2008 at 9:06 pm

  thats an eyesore/

• 10 JohnnyBoy // Jul 30, 2008 at 9:55 pm

  I have the willies AND the nellies

• 11 Spacebrother // Jul 30, 2008 at 11:08 pm

  April,

  Totally off topic: I noticed no entry for the AYDS Diet Plan commercial MP3 in the section where it would be found. Do you have it?

  Greg

• 12 SeanOboston // Jul 30, 2008 at 11:31 pm

  you must be shitting me. there is no other earthly reason that such a fashion ecoutrement would possibly exist.

  Designer: Let’s “shit” SeanOboston
  Manufacturer: OK. Let’s see..hmmm.. I know.. Let’s make a contact lens with a chandelier of fake tears hanging off it & market it. That way April Winchell will post it on her blog and Mr. Oboston will be thoroughly “shitted” and feel the need to comment because he believes everything revolves around his personal perception of what is idiotic in this the world without reflecting on how myopic his view may be.

  ~FIN~
  Designer: Brilliant!

• 13 PeekaBooRevue // Jul 31, 2008 at 4:42 am

  You know, I do think this is an interesting idea…

  DavidinBerkeley, great questions! I vaguely recall some of those topics. Wasn’t she paroozing her husband’s ass area? (with the gardener watching thru the window). Or was that just to pop a pimple? Hearing the story for the first time, I don’t think I ever laughed so hard in my life. Between that and April & Roy with the nude male maid in the studio. wow. April, you really do, brighten up my day. Everyday. Come back to the five and dime April Winchell, April Winchell.

• 14 bnaivar // Jul 31, 2008 at 7:45 am

  Emo Pirate:

  “arrrrrr”

• 15 joshpincusiscrying // Jul 31, 2008 at 1:12 pm

  wouldn’t a punch in the face create the same effect?
  josh pincus is crying wants to cry!

• 16 jaxworlds // Jul 31, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  big news of the day.. the oldest recorded joke was a fart joke.. and it came from Iraq.. where all the gas is..

  http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_nm_life/britain_joke_dc;_ylt=Am8qLg1KbynRnJOBuL8nQO8DW7oF

• 17 pal Jacky // Jul 31, 2008 at 3:59 pm

  http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1508089344/tt0093677
  I think I perfer the simple homemade stylings of Dario Argento’s homemade nonglasses eyewear.

• 18 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 31, 2008 at 4:20 pm

  Xanadude and Peekaboo get 5 points each.

  *Ding!*

  *Ding!*

  Jax get’s 5 points for making me laugh.

  *Ding!*

  Question #3 is still up for grabs.

• 19 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  I’ll also open up another forum called

  Winchell WEHT?

  First topic: WEHT the Revo hair styler?

  Last I heard she made video of it chewing on her hair, but nothing after that. Anybody know?

• 20 PeekaBooRevue // Aug 1, 2008 at 7:53 am

  RICKIE! yeeeeah…

• 21 thefifthbeatle // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:07 am

  ^I remember Rickie…some of the funniest calls from April’s KFI days.

  “WE’VE MADE A LOVE CONNECTION!”

• 22 jim // Aug 2, 2008 at 10:17 am

  Oh hemhorraging Jesus, this is like the Rolls-Royce of stupid. Yeah, if those things wind up fucking up your eyelids, like, say, if you fall down or run into something, I guarantee you’ll be plenty emo, alright - just imagine the fun & frolic of THAT corrective surgery.

  I’m hoping the damn things are made in China, preferably from recycled lighting ballasts or something equally toxic. Fortunately, there’s no odor or clean-up when the nucleus of one’s very spirit vomits.

  Emo: giving angst a bad name since 1998.

• 23 Andre // Aug 2, 2008 at 11:24 am

  Apropos of absolutely nothing, it appears Daniel Radcliffe has commissioned a private naked wax figure of himself from Madame Tussaud’s . And I say “Why not?”. Who wouldn’t love to own a naked wax figure of themselves at age 18.

  http://www.theinsider.com/news/283261_Daniel_Radcliffe_wants_private_naked_waxwork

• 24 JohnnyBoy // Aug 2, 2008 at 7:51 pm

  My wife is having us see the real thingie in person

• 25 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 2, 2008 at 8:19 pm

  Wheeeeee, Daniel Radcliffe’s going kooky! Oh, won’t this be a fun downward spiral to witness?

  I am now accepting wagers on when he’ll get his first freakish cranio-facial surgery. The over/under is set at two years.

  Smart money says he’ll have Cher-like golf balls under his eyes by 2012.

• 26 AKScott // Aug 14, 2008 at 2:00 am

  Ewww. It looks like she has stringy eye spooge.

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