Way to go, PETA!
There’s no better way to get your “go vegan” message out than piggybacking on a horrible murder. I’m sure the family of that poor bastard on the bus was delighted to see your sensitive use of their tragedy.
PETA is the Westboro Baptist Church of animal activism. Shock, horror, cruelty, insensitivity, anything to get a little press. Their tactics are repulsive.
What a disgusting fucking cult they are. And they’re stupid as hell, because no one who isn’t already an extremist would respond positively to this garbage. They’re not going to capture new hearts with this ad, they won’t change anyone’s mind or open any eyes. They’re only speaking to themselves. And we’re out here, looking in, seeing what sort of people they really are.
Fuck you, Ingrid Newkirk. I hope you choke on your fucking tempeh tonight, you disgusting, worthless piece of shit.
33 responses so far ↓
1 Scott // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:42 pm
PETA kills kittens.
2 JohnnyBoy // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:49 pm
for, it seems, the same reason “sub-humans” were gassed by the Nazis…because they couldn’t house them all
3 JohnnyBoy // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:52 pm
What’s always bothered me about them is the difference between their name , and their actual agenda.
I’m all for the “Ethical treatment of animals”…..but these nutjobs say we shouldn’t even have pets !
4 steve // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:59 pm
and then they did this:
http://blog.peta.org/archives/Amanda%20Beard_Rather%20Go%20Naked.php
the full story is here:
http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/amanda_beard
they made her look like a drag queen with implants, she’s got her goggles around her neck, and a full face of makeup.
and they hung the fucking flag wrong:
http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.html
fuck fuck fuck.
5 thefifthbeatle // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:24 pm
^I know, right?
All this talk of PETA and how cultish and sick they are has reminded me of a story involving them:
When I was in seventh grade we had to dissect frogs, and this one girl in my class (in an effort to get out of the project) got a bunch of shit from PETA - buttons, stickers, etc. and started passing it out. I looked at the pamphlet she gave me out of morbid curiosity, and the first paragraph was all about how (domesticated) dogs and cats are taken from backyards to be dissected for school projects.
I immediately threw it out.
6 ira_shlamazel // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Aunt Edna’s Roast Ingrid Newkirk
2 racks of Ingrid Newkirk, 8 chops per rack
[about 4 lb (2 kg) total weight]
1/4 cup (2 fl oz/60 ml) sunflower or canola oil
Small fresh rosemary sprigs
Garlic cloves, cut into quarters lengthwise
2 cups (16 fl oz/500 ml) full-bodied Italian white wine
[as needed to taste]
Freshly ground pepper
Salt
Lemon wedges
Using a sharp knife, score the fat on the top surface of the Ingrid Newkirk to prevent curling and shrinking. In a large frying pan over high heat, warm the oil. When hot, add a goat rack and brown on all sides, about 5 minutes. Place the rack, bone side down, in a large roasting pan. Repeat with the other rack.
Preheat an oven to 450¡F (230¡C). Place rosemary and garlic between the chops, pushing them to the bottom where the bones are cracked and using whatever amount suits your taste. Stud the scored surface with rosemary and garlic as well. Pour white wine over the chops into the pan to a depth of 1/4 inch (6 mm) and grind pepper over the racks.
Place in the center of the oven, immediately reduce the heat to 400¡F (200¡C) and roast, basting once with the wine, until golden brown, about 1 hour.
Remove the pan from the oven, baste the goat again with the wine and cover with aluminum foil. Return to the oven and continue to roast for 20 minutes. Remove the foil, baste again, and continue to roast the Ingrid Newkirk, uncovered, until the surface is deep brown and crisp, about 10 minutes longer.
Transfer the Ingrid Newkirk to a cutting board and let stand for 15 minutes before carving. If the Ingrid Newkirk becomes cool, warm in a 225¡F (105¡C) oven for 2-3 minutes just before carving. Carve into chops and distribute among warmed individual plates. Season to taste with salt and pepper and garnish with lemon wedges.
Enjoy!
7 jim // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I think this is what’s known as branding - & they’re definitely hitting on all cylinders in terms of securing their lock on that “morbid /bugfuck-insane” sector of the market.
Escargot is murder!
Mmmmm!
8 IsraeliSchmali // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:27 pm
PETA can suck it…they are shameless and you know what? I’m going to have a giant fucking steak while cursing their name. Bastards need to have some decency.
9 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I find that PETA advertisements go down easier when read to oneself in April’s Christina Aguilera voice. Somehow, it just sounds right.
Go on, try it. I’ll wait.
Am I right?
10 eBayEnigma // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:31 pm
That really needed to be said. I agree with you wholeheartedly. But I wish you’d quit beating around the bush and tell us what you’re really thinking!
11 Bitsey // Aug 6, 2008 at 11:12 pm
THANK YOU.
You might be the last broad in Hollywood that still has a brain in her head.
12 gary // Aug 6, 2008 at 11:41 pm
April, to quote the great Joe Namath, I want to kiss you.
13 John Foley // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:33 am
I want to kiss her, too.
I sure could go for some veal right about now.
14 JohnnyBoy // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:48 am
the veals on the bus go round and round…..
15 davidhazard71 // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:17 am
For years I thought that group was legit, however I did see an expose on that show “Bullshit” Damn they are terrible people and should be exposed more! Their tactics defeat the purpose of what they supposed to stand for. I have pets, geeze how exteme am I supposed to be? If I listen to this group of morons forget it. Thank you April for this post. That is just more proof of how extreme and twisted they are!
16 bnaivar // Aug 7, 2008 at 4:42 am
…and I’ve been eating every cow I can to try and stop Global Warming from cow farts………shit………..
17 CrimsonBaby // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:06 am
I’m with eBayEnigma, wow, April! Stop being prim and proper and tell us how you really feel!! LMAO!!!
Just a side note, some idiot in another blog you wrote April stated he was repulsed by what he read on this site after their way here by FARK. Well, I was directed here by another blog and you and every person here happen to be the most hilarious group I have come across in a while!
Fan for life, April!!!
18 JohnnyBoy // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:36 am
Everybody crap your pants……..crap crap crap crap crapcrapcrap !
19 beetlebug // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:38 am
April, put my thoughts into words. Thanks.
20 Andre // Aug 7, 2008 at 10:25 am
Hey ira_shlamazel,
Thanks for the recipe! I was getting tired of having Vincent Price’s “small boys” dish every night.
21 aristan // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I remember watching an episode of Penn & Teller’s Bullshit! about PETA. When one of the higher ups was confronted about her insulin, which was tested on animals and is an animal by-product, she claimed it was ok for her to use those products because she was fighting for the animals. It was then that I realized that PETA nuts have no touch with reality.
My sister’s ex-husband was a PETA nut. They’d have fights and she’d eat a big mac and then give him a big kiss in apology.
22 aristan // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm
@steve: Or they could have been trying to be sly. Hanging the US flag upside down or backwards is a distress signal.
Though, somehow I think they’re probably just retarded.
23 clevelandphil // Aug 7, 2008 at 12:44 pm
According to Mr. K’s page, April will be on his show at 8 tonight.
24 joshpincusiscrying // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Yes, I am a vegetarian.
Yes, I think PETA are a bunch of heartless assholes.
25 Gunner13 // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Wow, is this awful. April you are SO right on this one.
I once asked my cats and horses if they wanted to be free-range animals. The cats said “Not a chance!” and the horses at me as if I was crazy.
Take that you stupid bunch of fanatics!
26 clevelandphil // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Let’s do a best of in Los Angeles of good meaty meat meals
Best burgers
Best patty melts
Best chicken fried steak
Best steak
etc.
27 pal Jacky // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:01 pm
if God didn’t want us to eat meat, he wouldn’t have made it so damn tasty.
28 pal Jacky // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:04 pm
For you rosanne cash fans, I should have said SHE wouldn’t have made it so damn tasty. Though I think she only said that to piss off her father, Johnny.
29 JohnnyBoy // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I’m not no ones father
30 tcotrel // Aug 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm
to: Ira_shlamazel:
Try this, instead:
2 lbs Ingrid Newkirk, cubed to the size of the top of your pinky finger
4 tbsp chili powder
1 clove garlic
1 tbsp worcestershire sauce
2 tsp cumin OR one whole jabanero pepper, chopped finely
three 12 oz cans of pinto beans, drained
2 4 oz cans of tomato sauce
Brown the Ingrid Newkirk, chili powder, garlic and worcestershire sauce on a skillet. Put contents into dutch oven with beans and tomato sauce, and stir until combined.
Put cover on dutch over and place in pre-heated 350 degree oven for half hour.
Goes great with scrambled spotted-owl eggs.
Note: The worcestershire sauce is what makes it.
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Ideally, PeTA and Westboro Baptist Church would both show up to protest Tim McLean’s funeral. The Westboro people would be wearing leather and snacking on beef jerky and the PeTAites would be sporting rainbow-flag lapel pins. The rest kind of writes itself.
31 yelkcub // Aug 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm
About 120 moons ago, I was a reporter in a small southern city. The local Rotary Club donated fishing tackle and poles to the local library for children to check out and use in the nearby bayou. PETA was rather incensed by the pro-fish murder stance of the library and sent a guy in a fish suit and a media handler to protest. The protest attracted exactly zero supporters, but did engender a rather clever counter-protest which involved the mayor and city attorney quietly sitting on the lawn and eating tuna fish sandwiches.
I asked the guy in the fish suit’s media handler a number of questions, including whether or not all fishing should be banned. They both said yes. I then noted that a number of folks in the area made their livings by fishing in the Gulf of Mexico and along the bayous and swamps.
“They would lose their jobs if they couldn’t fish,” I said.
“Change is difficult,” was the handler’s response. “A lot of people lost their jobs was slavery was banned, too.”
32 yelkcub // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm
oops - “when slavery was banned, too.”
33 David // Aug 11, 2008 at 1:17 pm
IDIOTS! I’m ashamed.
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