I can only wonder what a Scientology ad like this would be like? I mean think about it: if only Tom Cruise had been there, he could have used his mystical KSW powers to help this poor guy, and then fire his Criminon rays from his armbands, or whatever they do, and turn the attacker into a productive member of the Church.
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1 theFatTubist // Aug 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm
If other companies used PETA’s tactics?
They wouldn’t be a company for very long. Yay for privately funded entities!
2 EverybodysLittlePony // Aug 8, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I can only wonder what a Scientology ad like this would be like? I mean think about it: if only Tom Cruise had been there, he could have used his mystical KSW powers to help this poor guy, and then fire his Criminon rays from his armbands, or whatever they do, and turn the attacker into a productive member of the Church.
Ah, well, chalk one up for Xenu.
3 Gunner13 // Aug 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm
HA HA HA HA! Way to go April!
I just love the sacastic irony of it all. : )
4 bnaivar // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Keep in mind that the Hertz spokesman used to be O.J. Simpson.
5 eBayEnigma // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:40 pm
This is sheer brilliance!
6 masimond // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Finally, advertising that works.
7 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 8, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Hey April, you’re pretty good at this whole “ad writing” thing.
8 Doug // Aug 9, 2008 at 8:29 am
Yeah, maybe she should try it professionally…she might be able to make some money off it.
9 mkf // Aug 9, 2008 at 1:54 pm
ok, that was good.
10 Bitsey // Aug 9, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I found some potential good ones.. link
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