April Winchell

32 responses so far ↓

• 1 gary // Aug 11, 2008 at 8:09 am

  Alright, I apologize, ok?
  I’m sorry that you have to work so hard of your money.

• 2 April // Aug 11, 2008 at 8:10 am

  Too late for apologies. He went back to the peaceful village of Africa.

• 3 PeekaBooRevue // Aug 11, 2008 at 8:48 am

  Dammit April, you beat me to it.

• 4 John Foley // Aug 11, 2008 at 9:47 am

  I used to think that Africa was a continent twice the size of the U.S., comprised of 53 countries and almost a billion people, speaking hundreds of different languages. Now I have been made to realize that Africa is but a peaceful village the size of Colonial Williamsburg.
  And why didn’t I realize any of this before? Because the racist mainstream media covered it up, that’s why!!! Those media are SOOOO lame. I like to call them “the LAME-stream media!” Isn’t that great?

• 5 ListenerJustin // Aug 11, 2008 at 9:48 am

  Being dead and all aside, I’m just relieved that ole Bernie can’t ruin any more movies. The whole token, bug-eyed, “Daaaaaayyyyymmmmn!” character is so played out. Sorry you’re dead Bern, but if that’s what it took to keep you off the big screen…

• 6 clevelandphil // Aug 11, 2008 at 9:48 am

  RIGHT ON BROTHA!!!!YOU TELL IT LIKE IT T I IS!!!!!!!!!

• 7 bnaivar // Aug 11, 2008 at 10:13 am

  It is NOT ok to contact this poster with offers of a GED.

• 8 eBayEnigma // Aug 11, 2008 at 11:17 am

  Gosh, comparing a comedian to a leader of the free world…who knew Bernie Mac had the same responsibilities as Ronald Reagan? I can see where you’d want to go back to a country where half the people are poor and starving and some are still under dictatorial rule. Yeah, let me start packing my bags right now!

• 9 steve // Aug 11, 2008 at 11:54 am

  I hate when I leave my grape soda sitting on my caps lock key.

• 10 John Foley // Aug 11, 2008 at 12:12 pm

  steve-
  It was strawberry soda today. Goes well with fried shrimp+hot sauce.

• 11 steve // Aug 11, 2008 at 12:33 pm

  let’s not open this can of Arizona Watermelon.

• 12 steve // Aug 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm

  oops, I meant can of worms.

• 13 David // Aug 11, 2008 at 12:39 pm

  Wow. It just had to be in all caps.

• 14 ListenerJustin // Aug 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm

  Just to head off any potential flame war here, I want to clarify that I don’t like a lot of the stereotypical roles that actors like Bernie tend to fill. I don’t have anything against Bernie personally, but if you’re being slapped in the forehead repeatedly with a flyswatter, it’s annoying but you don’t have any anger towards it. You just want it to stop slapping you and go away.

• 15 EverybodysLittlePony // Aug 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm

  This has to be a troll post. It has to be. Right? Right?!

• 16 thefifthbeatle // Aug 11, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  Methinks he and Slimothy would get along SWIMMINGLY.

• 17 Xanadude // Aug 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm

  Sounds like a white guy wrote this.

• 18 JimTheFlash // Aug 11, 2008 at 2:56 pm

  Get used to being a racist… Obama is coming! No criticisms of him, lest you be a bigot.

• 19 jandu // Aug 11, 2008 at 3:26 pm

  HHmmmmmm….I wonder what suit they’ll bury Bernie in. The mustard color is too obvious, I’m betting on purple. I wonder who got to close his creepy, big eyes.

• 20 Gunner13 // Aug 11, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  “bnaivar // It is NOT ok to contact this poster with offers of a GED. ”

  Or a dictionary?
  How about a basic spell check program?

  Wait! What about a heat exchanger? Just think of all the electricity that could be generated by all that fiery vitriol!

  Or would the miasma of stupidity this person is enveloped in cancel that all out???????

  Life is just so hard and unfair!

• 21 DavidinBerkeley // Aug 11, 2008 at 4:36 pm

  I was away from this site for a week, but I’m back now to be the grain of grit in the oyster of Ms. Winchell’s brain and remind her that she hinted that she would do one of those Skype-cast thingies like Mr. K so we can have pearls of comedy.

  For free. Because this is the internet.

• 22 DavidinBerkeley // Aug 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm

  “It is NOT ok to contact this poster with offers of a GED.”

  5 points to BN for making me laugh.

  *Ding!*

• 23 Doug // Aug 11, 2008 at 6:51 pm

  Xanadude beat me to it. A white guy wrote that bit, hadda be. He hits on too many racial issues, and I doubt any black American would admit to wanting to go back to Africa.

  Racism FAIL.

  But CL is still cool, of course.

• 24 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 11, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  I’M BLACK
  SON OF A BITCH CAUCASIAN
  CAUCASIAN IS PIG
  DO YOU WANT ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT?
  DO YOU WANT THE WIRE?
  CAUCASIAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
  RONALD REAGAN IS A MURDERER
  FUCKING WHITEY

• 25 Osafp // Aug 11, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  don’t get this fool started on Isaac Hayes…and the Morgan Freeman crash must’ve been a conspiracy, too…

• 26 pal Jacky // Aug 11, 2008 at 9:39 pm

  actually Bernie Mac does have the same responsibilites that ronald reagan had. The GOP wouldn’t ever stoop[ to running a celebrity, would they?

• 27 pal Jacky // Aug 11, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  what I meant was reagan was out of the loop on everything. when nancy told the world he had olt-timers disease my first reaction was ‘The wife is alawys the last to know”.

• 28 gary // Aug 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm

  No word on whether Miss Daisy was in the car with him.

• 29 JohnnyBoy // Aug 12, 2008 at 1:43 pm

  i think it’s a fruad

• 30 Mavis // Aug 13, 2008 at 11:19 pm

  No news?

  Does he not watch those hard hitting centers of responsible journalism called Hard Copy? or Entertainment Tonight?

• 31 JohnnyBoy // Aug 14, 2008 at 8:09 am

  YOU SAY HARDCOPY WHEN YOU MAEN CARBON COPY FUTHER INSULTING THE BALCK MAN AS IF HE IS HRE FOR YOUR ENTERTNMET TONIHGT RAICST EAM SO SICK FCUKYFUCK

• 32 Matthew Dickens // Aug 16, 2008 at 2:42 pm

  “I can’t stand those damn kids, America!”

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