off topic. But is anyone else going to see ‘tropical thunder’ only to walk through retards picketing? This has been my favorite story all week. Don’t use the ‘r’-word. Heavens to Betsy most of us haven’t in years. ‘ ‘Tard’ is much more guttural and effective and then of course there is ‘Motard’ which is a cross between ‘Moron’ and ‘Retard’. But this is best left to very severe cases of imbecility. Which reminds me of a joke
Q: what do you get when you cross George W. Bush with a monkey?
A: a monkey with a reading problem.
Ok, like the other day, when I said something was retarded, and someone told me it wasn’t nice to say that…….What am I supposed to say? Something is developmentally disabled? Something is Down’s Syndrome?
I stopped saying things were gay after saying it in a cramped NYC taxi sitting in between two gay men who started hammering me with questions, trying to prove a point or something. It was really annoying and I’m too lazy to care.
If someone has a retarded relative, do they have more of a right to say things are retarded? (I’ve got my fingers crossed on this one for a resounding yes)
You want to talk Gay?!
I grew up with the Flintstones having “a gay ol time”
then imagining Fred and Barney fellatio
Wilma and Betty cunnilingus and don’t get me started on Dino and Hopperoo!!!
38 responses so far ↓
1 gary // Aug 13, 2008 at 9:45 pm
That explains my short term…..thingy loss.
Interesting video, Rachel
2 ilander // Aug 13, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Definitely “No Way”. It’s a viral ad campaign for some bluetooth headsets by Cardo.
3 jer // Aug 13, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Untrue. It was a clever marketing gimmick by Cardo Systems, who happens to make bluetooth headets.
4 David // Aug 13, 2008 at 10:07 pm
jer beat me to it.
5 ira_shlamazel // Aug 13, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Wasn’t this like, a month ago?
H-O-A-X.
Your brain would have fried years ago- oh wait…
Gary Busey….
Never mind.
I get it now…
6 ira_shlamazel // Aug 13, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Mmmmm, popcorn.
7 bnaivar // Aug 14, 2008 at 4:56 am
I like this one best;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lROdvwnres
8 Roger E. // Aug 14, 2008 at 9:23 am
The “trying a little too hard” acting in the first one raised a red flag or two.
9 pal Jacky // Aug 14, 2008 at 9:52 am
off topic. But is anyone else going to see ‘tropical thunder’ only to walk through retards picketing? This has been my favorite story all week. Don’t use the ‘r’-word. Heavens to Betsy most of us haven’t in years. ‘ ‘Tard’ is much more guttural and effective and then of course there is ‘Motard’ which is a cross between ‘Moron’ and ‘Retard’. But this is best left to very severe cases of imbecility. Which reminds me of a joke
Q: what do you get when you cross George W. Bush with a monkey?
A: a monkey with a reading problem.
10 JohnnyBoy // Aug 14, 2008 at 10:20 am
Ok, like the other day, when I said something was retarded, and someone told me it wasn’t nice to say that…….What am I supposed to say? Something is developmentally disabled? Something is Down’s Syndrome?
11 Andre // Aug 14, 2008 at 11:46 am
No JohnnyBoy. I believe the correct phrase is “Something is gay”.
12 JohnnyBoy // Aug 14, 2008 at 11:53 am
like a gay retard? are they called Remos? Momos? It’s hard to keep up
13 JohnnyBoy // Aug 14, 2008 at 11:54 am
Tard burglar !
14 Stretch99 // Aug 14, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Andre-
That is so GAY!!!
A girl at work said that and I asked her what it ment…
she just stared at me
15 masimond // Aug 14, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I stopped saying things were gay after saying it in a cramped NYC taxi sitting in between two gay men who started hammering me with questions, trying to prove a point or something. It was really annoying and I’m too lazy to care.
If someone has a retarded relative, do they have more of a right to say things are retarded? (I’ve got my fingers crossed on this one for a resounding yes)
16 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 14, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Now, why didn’t Gina dot com warn April about this? That’s what internet-savvy friends are for!
Also, this thread needs more conversations about the use of the word “gay”.
17 clevelandphil // Aug 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I thought the word was “gat”
18 ira_shlamazel // Aug 14, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I thought the correct answer was “A retarded monkey”.
19 ira_shlamazel // Aug 14, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I just told the monkey/Bush joke to my little old mother, and her answer was “John McCain”
Wow. Snappy old woman! Beat me to the punchline!
Now I’ll have to put her in a home.
20 JohnnyBoy // Aug 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Both Gary The Retard, and Wendy The Retard, fron the Stern show, have come out in favor of the term Retard.
21 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 14, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Ugh. Retards are SO gay.
22 JohnnyBoy // Aug 14, 2008 at 6:53 pm
GAY is gay….being that they’re of alternative lifestyles, they ought to be able to come up with an alternative term so we can keep calling stuff gay
23 ira_shlamazel // Aug 14, 2008 at 8:59 pm
It’s all so het.
24 JohnnyQuest666 // Aug 14, 2008 at 10:28 pm
JohnnyBoy – #13
Very nice.
“Puns: Keeping You Mildly Amused Since The Dawn of Time”
BTW, enjoyed Tropic Thunder, but did not get to wade through retards on the way in. That’s so gay…
And to quote the late, great George Carlin, “A fag is someone who wouldn’t go downtown with you to beat up queers.”
Ahh, the good old days.
25 JohnnyQuest666 // Aug 14, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Oh, yeah – popcorn.
That’s fake.
26 clevelandphil // Aug 14, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Retards are SO gay.
They go down (syndrome) on each other.
27 JohnnyBoy // Aug 15, 2008 at 6:13 am
Now THAT’S comedy !
28 coasterboy // Aug 15, 2008 at 9:40 am
Meh.
29 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 15, 2008 at 10:26 am
Men.
30 Andre // Aug 15, 2008 at 11:18 am
As an alternative to the word “gay”, I’ve always liked “butt pirate”. It has that romantic swashbuckling sense of adventure and all.
“Arr! Prepare to be boarded!”
31 pal Jacky // Aug 15, 2008 at 11:20 am
true fact, bush first thought ‘veto powers’ was an italian who worked in the white house kitchen.
32 Stretch99 // Aug 15, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Aye Andre – that be true matey
but be sure to swab the poop deck before being boarded
Gives a whole new meaning to pieces of 8
33 Stretch99 // Aug 15, 2008 at 12:28 pm
You want to talk Gay?!
I grew up with the Flintstones having “a gay ol time”
then imagining Fred and Barney fellatio
Wilma and Betty cunnilingus and don’t get me started on Dino and Hopperoo!!!
then they added the Great “Gay” Gazoo dum dums
34 JohnnyBoy // Aug 15, 2008 at 2:51 pm
A variation on an old one:
Q: In the show The Flintstones, what did the people of Bedrock call the gay people?
A: Homos
35 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 15, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Another variation on an old one:
Q: What do you call a gay man flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you homophobe.
36 JohnnyBoy // Aug 16, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Isn’t a homophobe a word that is pronounced the same as another word but has a different meaning?
37 clevelandphil // Aug 16, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Q: What do you call a gay man riding a whale?
A: Steadman.
38 Stretch99 // Aug 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm
“DINO – Daddy’s Home”
who’s yer daddy
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