April Winchell

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• 1 Matthew Dickens // Aug 16, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  That was hilarious! Thank you. Now I can go to work in a good mood.

• 2 SpicyD // Aug 16, 2008 at 3:01 pm

  I still don’t get it.

• 3 Dylan // Aug 16, 2008 at 3:53 pm

  Hahaha awesome. There was footage of her cutting herself in that episode too I guess they couldn’t fit it in.

• 4 DavidinBerkeley // Aug 16, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  Why is it people who are reduced to having their mattress on the floor can still afford a big-ass TV?

• 5 paper-hat // Aug 16, 2008 at 5:14 pm

  That poor black cat!… all the hissing noise must be Hell.

  One can only hope it would stowaway on a road trip to burning man with a mascot to slowly ease back to some semblance of reality?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZHkZPGotKE

• 6 davidhazard71 // Aug 16, 2008 at 9:40 pm

  Now I know a lot of you kids are probably tempted to do drugs. But I don’t want you to do them. Instead send them to me c/o Word Press. LMAO j/k

• 7 gary // Aug 17, 2008 at 2:29 am

  She kind of looks like Stephanie Miller.
  Hmmm.

• 8 theFatTubist // Aug 17, 2008 at 5:28 am

  Never mind the big-ass TV… each of those cans of dust cleaner cost at least $5 each (for the cheap stuff). If she is really inhaling 10 cans of this stuff a day… well you can do the math.

  That’s pretty damn expensive. I’m sure there are less expensive ways to get your kicks even while lasting longer.

• 9 JohnnyBoy // Aug 17, 2008 at 7:51 am

  What is she being arrested for? That Federal Law that prohibits the use of the product inconsistent with its labelling?

• 10 steve // Aug 17, 2008 at 7:58 am

  she needs to find a gay sidekick and switch to poppers… though she’d probably spill the little brown bottle and make her apartment smell like “incense”: http://www.rushliquidincense.com/

• 11 steve // Aug 17, 2008 at 8:15 am

  now that I clicked around on youtube a bit, I’m seeing that no one has any sympathy for this selfish spoiled brat who would mow someone down with her car if they were in the way of her getting more cans. makes this mashup clip even better!

• 12 April // Aug 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

  gary // Aug 17, 2008 at 2:29 am

  She kind of looks like Stephanie Miller.

  But funnier.

• 13 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 17, 2008 at 8:46 am

  Ooh, sick burn.

• 14 gary // Aug 17, 2008 at 8:53 am

  Thanks, for finishing my train of thought, Ape

• 15 ShannonS // Aug 17, 2008 at 10:38 am

  I don’t like watching that show. It doesn’t matter what the addiction is, I’ve got it. So it always makes me feel bad until I take another hit of something.
  Plus all those addicts are so much prettier than me when they are at their worst.

• 16 EverybodysLittlePony // Aug 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm

  “Inhalants can cause brain damage and sudden death.”

  Well, she’d half-way there. If only she’d do the world a favor and push for the goalpost.

  Am I the only one insanely angry that this person is wasting space that could be better used for… Well, anything would be a better use, actually. Someone really needs to invent the suicide booth.

• 17 TalkinHorse // Aug 17, 2008 at 2:34 pm

  I am so out of touch. I had no idea computer paraphernalia was good for any recreational purpose other than downloading pornography. (And, yeah, I assumed those duster cans were nothing but compressed air.)

  I’d heard about “whippits” (snorting whipped cream for the nitrous oxide), which seems pretty ludicrous; I’m happy enough to wait for my next dental work and get the real stuff. (I get pretty nervous when a dentist reaches for a drill; N2O is a godsend.)

  I’m flashing back to David Lynch’s “Blue Velvet”, where Frank (Dennis Hopper, of course) takes Jeffrey for a ride and then trips out on some crazy inhalant. Fun!

• 18 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 17, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  In the movie “Shooter”, Marky Mark knocks himself out by inhaling a bunch of N2O from whipped cream cans.

  That movie was pretty good. I mean, considering the star.

• 19 Mr Pete // Aug 17, 2008 at 4:13 pm

  Know what’s spooky? When I read this blog & comments today, the picture in April’s header roll was the one with her and the Reddi-Whip. Coincidence? Technically, I suppose she’s not exactly “snorting” it, but still, maybe this is how it all starts. Look how happy she looks!

• 20 JohnnyBoy // Aug 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm

  Whippet good

• 21 njcaaz // Aug 17, 2008 at 5:30 pm

  huffing computer cleaner gives you shiny shiny hair.

• 22 steve // Aug 17, 2008 at 6:44 pm

  Here’s a nice article about someone suing Wal-Mart and 3M for the “wrongful” death of their kid, since there were no warnings on the can:

  http://solventabuse.blogspot.com/2007/06/wal-mart-3m-sued-in-teenagers-death.html

  granted, this is like fat people suing McDonalds or cancer patients suing tobacco companies, but the best part is this: there are now warning labels:

  http://www.falconsafety.com/falconSafety/inhalantAbuse/warningLabel.aspx

  on all the cans, in addition to an additive called “bitteragent” that is supposed to make the stuff taste terrible. The exact cans Allison is huffing contain this bitteragent, and are emblazoned with the warning (which she “reads” for the camera).

• 23 jandu // Aug 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  Wow……Nancy Kerrigan has gone WAY downhill

• 24 JohnnyBoy // Aug 18, 2008 at 1:00 am

  Here’s a thing: Daphne Zuniga has mercury poisoning, was roommates with Jim Ward at UCLA…….Stephanie Miller has mercury poisoning, cohosts radio show with Jim Ward

• 25 Matthew Dickens // Aug 18, 2008 at 2:09 am

  How in the hell do you get mercury poisoning? I mean, besides from Jim Ward…

• 26 MichiganBob // Aug 18, 2008 at 5:43 am

  Animal control came in to take her cats away because wasn’t taking care of them. She threatened suicide, so the cops had to take her into custody, but she got to leave a few hours later when she was deemed ‘no longer a threat to herself’.

  This show is my guilty piece of schadenfreude.

• 27 JohnnyBoy // Aug 18, 2008 at 8:42 am

  MatthewDickens: the reason given is eating too much fish, so I likely have it too. Listening to old Queen albums might also be a reason.

  MichiganBob: Thanks, that other law seems to be in the same category as the mattress tag one

• 28 ira_shlamazel // Aug 18, 2008 at 8:47 am

  Mercury poison from eating fish- particularly sushi.
  Also known as “Had Hatters Disease” from inhaling mercury fumes when making felt hats. SO- DON’T MAKE FELT HATS!

  At least this creature is huffing gold paint like that other creeper, with it all over his face.

  These kids today! What happened to just smoking a joint or sniffing Elmer’s glue?

  Well- I guess the upside is her lungs are dust free!

• 29 ira_shlamazel // Aug 18, 2008 at 8:48 am

  I meant ISN’T huffing gold paint…

• 30 ira_shlamazel // Aug 18, 2008 at 8:52 am

  “And the ones that mother gives you
  Don’t do anything at all

  Go ask Allison…”

• 31 jim // Aug 18, 2008 at 10:54 am

  Pins the old creep-out-ometer just great, doesn’t she?

  Resonates with me, as I have siblings with brain damage from huffing glue. I’ve opted for a spot in the “No Huffing” section of the continuum.

  But heck, I bet her PC is SERIOUSLY dirty, because she always forgets to save it any leftovers, so at least there’s that comfort.

  Irony is my teddy-bear.

• 32 EverybodysLittlePony // Aug 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  Old Queen albums? You mean like Liberace or Mr. Blackwell? 8-ball may be in trouble…

• 33 Stretch99 // Aug 18, 2008 at 12:59 pm

  Mercury poisioning = rectal temperature + clenching

  or too much sushi and tuna

• 34 clevelandphil // Aug 18, 2008 at 2:13 pm

  She looks like Michael Phelps in a wig and dress.

• 35 Voxone // Aug 19, 2008 at 9:18 am

  Yikes! Oh look….my keyboard needs cleaning.

• 36 coasterboy // Aug 19, 2008 at 9:45 am

  Gary: She kind of looks like Stephanie Miller.

  April: But funnier

  HEY! No dissing Stephanie! At last I can get my liberal news without getting ANGRY!

• 37 Rs_opinion // Aug 19, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  …and if she used that can of duster with the right figure enhancement accessories, she could be as busty as Stephanie Miller, too. Bustier even.

  But use a reliable tire gauge. You don’t want to be flying around the room and break a lamp.

• 38 ira_shlamazel // Aug 20, 2008 at 6:02 pm

  Thank you, Coaster Boy! Stephanie rocks! NOT better than April, just different.

  And since April isn’t on radio anymore, what choice do we have? None.

  So stop dissing Steph, April- it makes you sound bitter.

  (You get the joke, right? April. Not bitter. Hahahaha!)

• 39 ira_shlamazel // Aug 20, 2008 at 6:11 pm

  BTW, I am still very bitter and angry at KFI- those fuckwads! My car has scratches from using a putty knife to scrape their fucking sticker off!

  KFI = Kill Funny Independents

  Fucking bastards! KTLK too!

  At least there is http://www.talkradioone.com

  And Wing.

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