April Winchell

17 responses so far ↓

• 1 eBayEnigma // Aug 18, 2008 at 9:57 am

  Huh? This person thinks $19 is lucrative???

• 2 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 18, 2008 at 10:03 am

  Uh, hello? Did you overlook the perm and/or color?

  It’s all about the benefits.

• 3 jim // Aug 18, 2008 at 10:32 am

  Ah yes.
  Midget beatdowns.
  Where else but in Florida?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi6WKfUjHDE

  (mental soundtrack: “Moving To Florida” – Butthole Surfers)

• 4 Dave Copeland » Blog Archive » Midget beatdowns // Aug 18, 2008 at 11:58 am

  [...] Via April Winchell: [...]

• 5 joshpincusiscrying // Aug 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm

  Damn! I wish I was under three feet tall. I pay $40 bucks to have my hair colored.

• 6 Stretch99 // Aug 18, 2008 at 12:55 pm

  midgets get all the breaks. I’ll bet the guy will throw in a free tossing as a perk

• 7 JohnnyBoy // Aug 18, 2008 at 1:36 pm

  there is actually a hireamidget.com, where you can actually hire a midget

• 8 Xanadude // Aug 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  the midgets I know wouldn’t do this for a penny under $200 plus a perm, color and full body massage with full release.

• 9 JohnnyBoy // Aug 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  According the the LA TIMES: “Across the nation, little people are being hired as party greeters, ring bearers, bartenders (who stand on the bar), tribute bands, celebrity impersonators and entertainers. They’ve even been hired to show up at corporate events as mini-CEOs.”

• 10 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 18, 2008 at 3:57 pm

  What’s up with all this “midget”, “dwarf”, “little person” talk that I’m hearing? Don’t you people know that these are all hurtful derogatory terms?

  Please remember, the current accepted term is “shrinky-dink”. You know, like the dangerous ’70s craft toy.

• 11 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 18, 2008 at 3:57 pm

  By the way, if any shrinky-dinks in the valley wanna hook up later, please contact me. I’m giving out free shampoos and hot oil treatments all day. Serious inquiries only. No fatties or tallies.

• 12 jandu // Aug 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm

  well, this changes the definition of “blow and set.”

• 13 DavidinBerkeley // Aug 18, 2008 at 6:00 pm

  Ms. Winchell has time on her hands, clearly, ’cause I don’t know of a service that hands out this kind of information for free. You gotta go look for it.

• 14 DavidinBerkeley // Aug 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm

  Back on topic:

  Is this how the posting person is spending their stimulus money?

• 15 Doug // Aug 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm

  Remember, Ms. April has a long history with people of the stature-challenged. She’s probably an Authority.

• 16 gary // Aug 18, 2008 at 10:38 pm

  JohnnyBoy // Aug 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm

  According the the LA TIMES: “Across the nation, little people are being hired as party greeters, ring bearers, bartenders (who stand on the bar), tribute bands, celebrity impersonators and entertainers. They’ve even been hired to show up at corporate events as mini-CEOs.”

  Oh how the tiny have fallen

• 17 JohnnyBoy // Aug 19, 2008 at 10:00 am

  just not so far to fall is all

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