Comments on: Story of my life

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:05:04 +0000

Yes, there’s a concern whether the midget could handle even one dog, not to mention four.

Perhaps we’ll just have a midget laugh while the dogs are taking a shit ala Werner Herzog

By: Stretch99

Stretch99 — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:05:30 +0000

Midgets will only walk Chiuauas and short hairs puppies

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:08:13 +0000

here’s a happy story. I was taking my dogs for a walk. The one with the surgery is on a collar instead of a harness . The other one is 7 1/2 yo and a cancer survivor and tends to get nervous collitus at the drop of a hat ever since chemo. Furthermore, he is very co-dependent on the older dog. So naturally he gets the runs on the walk, while I’m trying to clean it up, my dog who thought was dying yesterday slips out of her collar and decides to go on t he normal route by herself . FAST. It was a horrible moment. I had to grab the shitty one, and catchup with her, he got his ass all over my shirt and it just was a fucking mess. But I’m happy cause my bitch is gonna be fine.

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:50:33 +0000

it is wed and the bitch wants a walk. She is not supposed to have one until tomorrow. Hovering by the front door and all that. Okay, just a few houses, I’ll carry her home if need be. I think it is a pride thing.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:59:50 +0000

hey, Doug, don’t get short with me !!!

or I’ll hire you

Interesting thought though, getting Midgets from the appropriate homeland to walk the respective dogs

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:31:50 +0000

Johnny, how can a midget from Denmark be called a “Great Dane”? Hello, he’s a midget! And what kind of language do midgets from New Foundland speak? French? Or NewFoundish? Or Lilliputian? Isn’t their a language barrier to overcome?

By: Speedy Cerviche

Speedy Cerviche — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:13:46 +0000

Naaaah. Jacky, most cats are very loving and affectionate. Your sister’s cats just happen to be dicks.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:57:01 +0000

I think it’s real…….I may actually go through with hiring a midget to walk the dogs. (depending on the price, of course).

So if I ever do, I’ll be sure to report back

By: TalkinHorse

TalkinHorse — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:28:36 +0000

I must put in a good word for cats. I was raised by dogs, but life has tilted me towards cats. If you've got a herd or want a herd, then you need a dog. If you want a pal who'll be your excellent friend but doesn't merge his life with yours, then look to a cat. A dog is either your slave or, if you screw it up, your master; a cat is your equal. Each has its place. Gosh, is that HireAMidget.com site on the level? Or is it another DogCondoms.com?

By: jim

jim — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:26:37 +0000

When I lived out in the boonies, the best view on the whole property was the one from the outhouse. No door with a moon cut in it or any of that hokum – given the view, & total absence of neighbours, a door would’ve been sacrilege.

Ass frozen to the seat in the winter, & menaced by hornets in the summer – but that view made up for it. Sort of.