April Winchell

14 responses so far ↓

• 1 yelkcub // Aug 28, 2008 at 11:22 am

  I’m wating for the Dirty Sanchez tulip

• 2 bnaivar // Aug 28, 2008 at 11:25 am

  or the “Two Girls, one Buttercup”.

• 3 paper-hat // Aug 28, 2008 at 11:42 am

  Some where, some place, there are old rusty harleys in the front yard with these crawling all over them… the moderate fragrance’ bringing back all the golden memories.

• 4 ira_shlamazel // Aug 28, 2008 at 2:35 pm

  Conserve water- pee on them.

• 5 ListenerJustin // Aug 28, 2008 at 4:04 pm

  “Virus-free [and] moderately fragrant.” But for the “golden showers” part, this sounds like a hot dating prospect!

• 6 pal Jacky // Aug 28, 2008 at 4:40 pm

  Like all those pearl necklaces given as gifts

• 7 joshpincusiscrying // Aug 28, 2008 at 7:03 pm

  This is just one step up from those squirting flowers you wear on your lapel.

• 8 davidhazard71 // Aug 28, 2008 at 11:59 pm

  LMAO@hot dating prospect.

• 9 TalkinHorse // Aug 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm

  I’m not keen on Golden Showers, but I’ve no objection to Great Tits.

• 10 JohnnyBoy // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  Oh my, there are just too many funny lines in that article….I like:

  “most Great Tits do not migrate”

• 11 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm

  “Great Tits in China, Korea, Japan and southeastern Russia are green above and white or yellow-tinged white below, and birds in India and south-east Asia are grey above and whitish below.”

  DO NOT WANT

• 12 Speedy Cerviche // Aug 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm

  In order to appreciate the above quote, one must also have a working command of mid-’60s British slang.

• 13 TalkinHorse // Aug 29, 2008 at 8:01 pm

  Actually, if Ms. Winchhell ever does it, I guess that would be April Showers.

• 14 JohnnyBoy // Aug 29, 2008 at 8:26 pm

  It is, like other tits, a vocal bird

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