Comments on: December, 2010

By: jim

jim — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:10:18 +0000

Well, April, I know you don’t like him either, but I’m betting Obama is reeeeeeeally lovin’ him some Alaska Fried Palin right about now. The day she dropped out of the political ether, he stood at 278 seats in the electoral college polls. A very comfy lead, but it’d also been pretty flat for at least a week or so. Princess Von Mooseburger changed all that. The day after Sarahcuda’s “pitbull with lipstick” rootin’-tootin’ RNC speech? He’s at 301.

Hmm. Do Dems have the savvy to do the whole Sleeper Agent thing?
She seems too bad to be true.

By: coasterboy

coasterboy — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:04:02 +0000

Ummmm. rimming.
I’d rim Foley.

By: beetlebug

beetlebug — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:11:35 +0000

*rimshot*

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:57:08 +0000

Shannon, I drove by your Uterus but the sign said Out Of Cervix

By: beetlebug

beetlebug — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:16:33 +0000

Is it me or does the political season just the most depressing thing ever? Every year I can’t help but feel more and more dislike for homo sapiens. History tells me that none of this stuff is new, it’s a variation on a dance as old as society but it still gets me down. In a country that supposedly cherishes the “individual spirit” why do so many want to dictate to others what to believe and how to live? I know, blah blah blah. It’s the same old story. With all the problems there are why can’t we prioritize a little? I don’t think that empathy, caring, or respect will ever have a chance to be a societal foundation but how about a little logic for crying out loud? I’m going to vote for a computer.

By: coasterboy

coasterboy — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:51:39 +0000

The second funniest line that I’ve read this week is from Slate.com:

“But then the press scented the lard-fried Snickers bar that was Palin.”

Makes me giggle. I don’t know if there is enough lipstick on that pig….

By: MyMonoclePoppedOut

MyMonoclePoppedOut — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:38:51 +0000

Not to jump all over any particular person, but unborn fetus’ are not innocent babies. Innocent babies are the creatures that have already been born, and are able to breathe and move independently of another person.
The kind of creatures that get dumped into trash bins, wrapped up and thrown down the hole in outhouses (yes, years ago in Arizona some mexican broad dumped her newborn down into one of those nasty outdoor toilets), burned with cigarettes, scalded with boiling water, held underwater in the tub, starved, beaten, fatally shaken. You name the offense, people have done that to the “precious little ones” you want them to put on the planet. Do you think if women were forced to breed, forced to keep babies they don’t want, that these children would be well treated? How many serial killers and general criminals do you suppose had parents who cared about them?
And thanks to the person that mentioned the “if men were having babies” point, because that’s exactly how I feel. If men were the ones having babies, abortion would be part of medical coverage. It wouldn’t be the “moral” issue it is now. Because the general attitude is that women are either too childish or too unintelligent to control their own bodies.

By: postino

postino — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:04:27 +0000

http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/2008/09/most_accidentally_inappropriat.php

By: ShannonS

ShannonS — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:13:02 +0000

I don’t want any one near my uterus, I think you have me confused.

By: rudylarue

rudylarue — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:27:44 +0000

Is it just me or is anyone else insulted by politicians – of all people – having the balls to dictate morality? I mean, come on, they’re politicians. Even Woody Allen referred to them as “two notches below a child molester.” And he should know.

Fix the economy, make it relatively safe to be alive and stay the hell out of my uterus. Literally and figuratively. (Sorry Shannon.)