I can’t even believe this gorgeous man comes home to me every night.
And here’s the thing. He’s beautiful all the way through. Just an incredibly warm, loving, decent, smart, kind, funny, sweet, patient, generous man.
Whatever. He’s hot as shit.
Woof
September 3rd, 2008 · 37 Comments
Tags: Body Parts · Happiness · Love
37 responses so far ↓
1 John Foley // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Whatevs, looks like an evil Jooooo to me.
2 ListenerJustin // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that was John at this year’s Burning Man? On another note, it seems that enduring years of Wing, Harold Green and croissants for all of your listener produced some good kharma after all. I wish you both vapid, giggly happiness.
3 Wheeze // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’d do him.
4 BigFatBob // Sep 3, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Gay?
5 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Those sunglasses are fabulous.
6 kweeah // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Dammmmn! Wait, does he shave his legs?
7 April // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm
No, he’s just good with the manscaping.
8 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Is “manscaping” not shaving?
Oh God, you mean he waxes?
9 April // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:42 pm
No he doesn’t wax! My God Speedy, if you have no idea what manscaping is, I don’t want to see your shower drain.
10 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Kindly enlighten me. I thought manscaping was the removal of unsightly male body hair. As far as I know, there’s only a handful of ways to do this…
11 April // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Manscaping isn’t total removal of body hair, it’s more like management. For example, you wouldn’t wax the inside of your nose, you’d just kind of trim whatever’s hanging out.
Well, maybe you wouldn’t, but that’s the general idea.
12 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 3, 2008 at 3:57 pm
…so he shaves his legs.
OK.
13 phoebefigalilly // Sep 3, 2008 at 4:01 pm
oh lordy…I’m imagining what’s under the towel…he is sex on a stick!
14 John Foley // Sep 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Grooming is not waxing. There’s a difference between getting a haircut and looking like Moby, right?
Besides, it was freaking hot in that desert. You have to be prepared.
15 April // Sep 3, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Take your pants off.
16 bnaivar // Sep 3, 2008 at 4:37 pm
*Musical interlude*
“Boom Chacka wow-wow”
17 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm
You guys went to the desert? Awesome. Whereabouts?
It wasn’t palm springs, was it? Tell me it wasn’t Palm Springs.
18 John Foley // Sep 3, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Palm Springs? No, that’s a kind of gay you don’t come back from.
I went to Burning Man. That’s…um…way more straight than Palm Springs.
Yeah.
19 jasmith31 // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Girl, he is a tasty cake…..
I’d hit that…fo’ sho…
But that’s your boo…
Go on, gurrl!
20 Gina // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I’m getting the vapors over here.
Wow.
21 Xanadude // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:45 pm
yum
22 Mr Pete // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Aw, you are BOTH hot as shit… all the way through.
Lucky people, you are.
23 gary // Sep 3, 2008 at 11:36 pm
What’s that ? The bad trip tent?
24 davidhazard71 // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:03 am
I’m glad you two bring joy into each other’s life. That’s what it’s all about.
25 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:47 am
Hot DAYUM! Post more of these from time to time, huh? Maybe some “just getting out of the shower shots”… oh there, HAPPY!?!? I have just worked myself up into a lather… well… I hope that’s lather…*muah*
26 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:50 am
oh you kid!
27 coasterboy // Sep 4, 2008 at 6:23 am
Yowza!
If you ever need money again, you can have him pose for Playgirl!
28 njcaaz // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:37 am
April:
“For example, you wouldn’t wax the inside of your nostrils…”
I would, and I do, for $35 at the salon, and I wish to God my husband would do it, too. It’s virtually painless, and when I check my lipstick in the rear view, I am moved to tears at the sight of my sweet sweet prepubescent nostrils.
29 njcaaz // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:38 am
BTW, what a hunk o’man!!!
30 April // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:46 am
@ njcaaz: Seriously??? I thought that was dangerous!
I remember reading that you shouldn’t pluck nose hairs because you risk infection that could spread into the brain. Maybe waxing is a different story.
Brain infection notwithstanding, I’m totally impressed by your grooming.
31 njcaaz // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:03 am
Any place you wax, shave or pluck can become infected, and there are Brazilian wax horror stories all over the web. As for me, I’ll bet the salon wax is more sterile that my nose hair scissors, and a raging brain infection just might be the thing to pull me out of my middle-age funk.
32 naughty zoot // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:47 am
(long wolf whistle)
Well, since you’re a totaly hot little number, he’s a lucky guy!
So good to see you’re happy!
33 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:16 am
How WAS Burning man? Never been.
34 jim // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Hey, are you trying to make me switch teams here or something?
I’m secure enough in my straightitude to say with all sincerity: if I was a girl (or non-hetero), I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.
You did indeed hit 3 cherries on the Stud-Muffin Slot-Machine … so, I hear tracking-chips are quite cheap now, & insertion is almost painless. Just sayin’.
35 ShannonS // Sep 4, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Now that’s what momma calls a Burning Man.
If it’s not too much trouble April I would like to suggest that John be given his own page:
The hotness that is John
John as a firefighter
John as a cowboy
John doing dishes in a lacy apron
John serving breakfast in bed
John holding shopping bags outside of the dressing room
The video would be John demonstrates manscaping for hetero men. (Yes women do like it and we don’t think it makes you gay. Done properly it makes us really hot.)
I can see a calendar with all profits going to “Help April buy goodies for her man candy, a 501C3 nonprofit.”
But I guess the thing that is hotness for me is that the boy has skillz.
The video computer theater stuff?
Photoshoping?
Your website?
I worship at your alter of Godessness and will show my man a equal “hot” photo of you to assuage the guilt.
36 Kandi // Sep 6, 2008 at 2:20 am
He may be dreamy… but the hat + sunglasses + bandanna make me question his fashion sense darling.
37 John Foley // Sep 6, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Hey there’s nothing wrong with my fashion sense. In the real world I clean up perfectly well.
That’s just the way you’re supposed to dress at Burning Man. I was tame compared to some. The way I was dressed was practically formal wear.
You must log in to post a comment.