Comments on: Woof

By: John Foley

John Foley — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:10:09 +0000

Hey there’s nothing wrong with my fashion sense. In the real world I clean up perfectly well.
That’s just the way you’re supposed to dress at Burning Man. I was tame compared to some. The way I was dressed was practically formal wear.

By: Kandi

Kandi — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:20:57 +0000

He may be dreamy… but the hat + sunglasses + bandanna make me question his fashion sense darling.

By: ShannonS

ShannonS — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:54:29 +0000

Now that’s what momma calls a Burning Man.
If it’s not too much trouble April I would like to suggest that John be given his own page:
The hotness that is John
John as a firefighter
John as a cowboy
John doing dishes in a lacy apron
John serving breakfast in bed
John holding shopping bags outside of the dressing room

The video would be John demonstrates manscaping for hetero men. (Yes women do like it and we don’t think it makes you gay. Done properly it makes us really hot.)
I can see a calendar with all profits going to “Help April buy goodies for her man candy, a 501C3 nonprofit.”
But I guess the thing that is hotness for me is that the boy has skillz.
The video computer theater stuff?
Photoshoping?
Your website?
I worship at your alter of Godessness and will show my man a equal “hot” photo of you to assuage the guilt.

By: jim

jim — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:47:25 +0000

Hey, are you trying to make me switch teams here or something?

I’m secure enough in my straightitude to say with all sincerity: if I was a girl (or non-hetero), I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.

You did indeed hit 3 cherries on the Stud-Muffin Slot-Machine … so, I hear tracking-chips are quite cheap now, & insertion is almost painless. Just sayin’.

By: PeekaBooRevue

PeekaBooRevue — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:16:57 +0000

How WAS Burning man? Never been.

By: naughty zoot

naughty zoot — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:47:19 +0000

(long wolf whistle)
Well, since you’re a totaly hot little number, he’s a lucky guy!
So good to see you’re happy!

By: njcaaz

njcaaz — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:03:50 +0000

Any place you wax, shave or pluck can become infected, and there are Brazilian wax horror stories all over the web. As for me, I’ll bet the salon wax is more sterile that my nose hair scissors, and a raging brain infection just might be the thing to pull me out of my middle-age funk.

By: April

April — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:46:25 +0000

@ njcaaz: Seriously??? I thought that was dangerous!

I remember reading that you shouldn’t pluck nose hairs because you risk infection that could spread into the brain. Maybe waxing is a different story.

Brain infection notwithstanding, I’m totally impressed by your grooming.

By: njcaaz

njcaaz — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:38:44 +0000

BTW, what a hunk o’man!!!

By: njcaaz

njcaaz — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:37:01 +0000

April:
“For example, you wouldn’t wax the inside of your nostrils…”

I would, and I do, for $35 at the salon, and I wish to God my husband would do it, too. It’s virtually painless, and when I check my lipstick in the rear view, I am moved to tears at the sight of my sweet sweet prepubescent nostrils.