April Winchell

39 responses so far ↓

• 1 Egregious // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  How could anyone cotton to such a remark? It twill tear apart the fabric of our society, plus it’s a really lamé insult.

  While it does pique my interest, it’s one of the worsted things I’ve ever seen. Chamois on them for this fabrication!

  I look forward to continuing this thread.

• 2 April // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm

  Best. Comment. Ever.

• 3 JohnnyBoy // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm

  He’s a Satin Worshipper

• 4 JohnnyBoy // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:54 pm

  They invent these stories out of whole cloth…I got a textile message that said the same thing

• 5 JohnnyBoy // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:56 pm

  I wish they’d stick to the flax and stop trying to pull the wool over our eyes

• 6 JohnnyBoy // Sep 15, 2008 at 5:57 pm

  Why do they keep knitpicking?

• 7 laffingsherry // Sep 15, 2008 at 6:02 pm

  Egregious! Ditto what April said. And that idiot can’t even spell Muslim, that’s the funniest part.

• 8 supertec // Sep 15, 2008 at 6:22 pm

  halfbreed is OK but just say no to inbreeding

• 9 ShannonS // Sep 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm

  Damn! I teld mi huzband befor he done put that there sighn out ter spellchek it ferst!

• 10 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 15, 2008 at 6:47 pm

  Oh, JohnnyBoy…

  You think you’re sew funny, but you’re knot.

• 11 JohnnyBoy // Sep 15, 2008 at 7:27 pm

  All i can say is Sham-WOW

• 12 pal Jacky // Sep 15, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  lies, obama’s full fledged muslin, he is half ‘black muslin’ which is a bit different. When school vouchers go through, I’m gonna open a muslin school.

• 13 Knavish Rogue // Sep 15, 2008 at 8:23 pm

  You guys are way too chincey with your puns. Dosen’t anyone have some better material?

• 14 yelkcub // Sep 15, 2008 at 9:01 pm

  Of the 400-count thread sheets:
  Barack got 202 count
  Hillary got 198 count
  Hillary for Pillowcase!

• 15 joshpincusiscrying // Sep 15, 2008 at 9:07 pm

  I wish people wouldn’t make blanket statements.

• 16 coasterboy // Sep 16, 2008 at 12:06 am

  Stop needling me!

• 17 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 16, 2008 at 2:52 am

  you have all struck comedy gold. Hysterical. Thanks for making my morning a little bit brighter!

• 18 bnaivar // Sep 16, 2008 at 5:14 am

  I think they’re all full of sheet.

• 19 Knavish Rogue // Sep 16, 2008 at 7:47 am

  It appears that he is trying to weave a tapestry of discontent with a yarn that is tailor-made to unravel by spinning a looming message that doesn’t really suit him.

• 20 eBayEnigma // Sep 16, 2008 at 9:21 am

  Hmmm. He must have attended a California public school.

• 21 darkkommissar // Sep 16, 2008 at 10:02 am

  I wonder what does Obama feel about the displacement of muslin by Polyester and other synthetic fabric.

  Oh fuck it, I cant make a good joke. And it is was so wide open….

  Must go punish myself….

• 22 ListenerJustin // Sep 16, 2008 at 10:11 am

  Damn, and all this time I assumed he was Hessian.

• 23 JohnnyBoy // Sep 16, 2008 at 11:48 am

  No no, Hessian is just his middle initial !

  He’s not like Rudolf Hess at all !

• 24 clevelandphil // Sep 16, 2008 at 11:53 am

  Bush is responsible for the attacks on the Wool Trade Center.

• 25 Stretch99 // Sep 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm

  Being Muslin and all – I’m sure he always looks for the Union label when he is buying some clothes, dress or blouse..

• 26 Stretch99 // Sep 16, 2008 at 12:30 pm

  I bet this means Barack has Tim Gunn’s vote. Just hope his hem is straight

• 27 nylasor // Sep 16, 2008 at 1:42 pm

  This is sew ridiculous. Let’s stick to the issues. What is his home ec policy?

• 28 JohnnyBoy // Sep 16, 2008 at 3:47 pm

  He’s for a change of clothes

• 29 DavidinBerkeley // Sep 16, 2008 at 4:13 pm

  “when he is buying a coat, dress or blouse..”

  Remember somewhere, the Union’s sewing,
  Our wages going,
  to feed the kids
  and run the house-we work hard
  but who’s complaining?
  It’s through the ILG we’re paying our way!
  So always look for
  the Union label.
  It means we’re able
  to makeitinthe [raise arms quickly] Yoo-Ess-Ay!

  (That’s all from memory folks.)

• 30 DavidinBerkeley // Sep 16, 2008 at 4:15 pm

  All these posts about trivia make me think that

  a) Ms. Winchell is still flattened by her back injury and she’s filling her time on the internet

  b) She’s planning something big and spectacular and she’s getting us distracted so she can blindside us with whatever-it-is
  or
  c) None of the above.

• 31 pal Jacky // Sep 16, 2008 at 4:36 pm

  I think it ios sort of (a). She is flattened on her back. However, I think it is less from the pain and more due to the scads of vicodin washed down with lots of generic vodka. It is obvious where I want to be right now.

• 32 pal Jacky // Sep 16, 2008 at 4:56 pm

  perhaps she is just glued to ‘Nancy Grace’ I know I have been. Despite deadly hurricannes, train wrecks and Tina Fey as pig with lipstick, nothing will get her to change her topic. I know what I’m going to be watching on election night.’The mother of little Kailey is out on bail for the 17th time tonight”.

• 33 Doug // Sep 16, 2008 at 7:29 pm

  David, what’s this about a back injury? Did I miss a relevant post? Damn, I’m out of touch. Must be all that heroin.

• 34 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 17, 2008 at 2:48 am

  Hope she still has that nada chair!

• 35 bnaivar // Sep 17, 2008 at 4:49 am

  d) She actually has a life and is living it.

• 36 Stretch99 // Sep 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

  If April is flat on her back – I hope it means she is taking full advantage of her stud muffin…

• 37 naughty zoot // Sep 17, 2008 at 12:18 pm

  I. Love. All. Of. You.
  Marry me.
  What my husband doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

• 38 nylasor // Sep 17, 2008 at 1:21 pm

  Whoever made that sign is a real tulle.

• 39 kaisercomplex // Sep 17, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  sure he’s not pun-jabi?

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