I just joined Twitter. I’m sure, like me, you’re very excited about that.
I put a little widget up in the right hand corner there, so you can see what I’m up to. Won’t that be fun?
For example, I’ve already thought about cereal this morning. In fact, I even had some.
Of course, I can’t put everything on Twitter. A girl has to keep some of her mystery!
So I’ll probably save toilet stories for the web site.
23 responses so far ↓
1 coasterboy // Sep 17, 2008 at 11:37 am
Wow! I’m all a-twitter at the news!
2 pal Jacky // Sep 17, 2008 at 11:56 am
High fiber cereal is supposed to taste like shit, that how you know it is working.
This reminds me of a joke.
Q) how can you tell if your roommate is gay?
A)If his dick tastes like shit.
3 pal Jacky // Sep 17, 2008 at 12:06 pm
folks, stephanie edwards is back on the KTLA rose parade this year!! It sounds like a full fledged sitting next to bob eubanks gig. Now I never watch the rose parade and could give a rat’s ass about Stephanie edwards in general, but as long as she and bob eubanks are still breathing, she needs to do the parade. However, I do hope they keep that idiot Micahla on their morning news. It is the only morning news I watch because it is so incompetent. How incompetent? the entertainment reporter is Sam Ruben, and he is the most qualified for his job there.
4 coasterboy // Sep 17, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Umm Jacky….
He could be doing anal with his girlfriend….
5 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 17, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I pride myself in not knowing what Twitter is.
People have actually tried to explain its function to me. I remedy this problem by sticking my fingers in my ears and shouting “LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA” at the top of my lungs until the offender gives up and goes back to Hot Topic to shop for shirts bearing the logos of bands that they have never listened to.
6 April // Sep 17, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Speedy, don’t be in such a hurry to use your funny imagery that you apply it to the wrong situation. Save this for a Facebook joke.
7 Stretch99 // Sep 17, 2008 at 1:05 pm
…and farm animals involved
8 ListenerJustin // Sep 17, 2008 at 2:15 pm
That green wig from the Nick Nolte shoot IS rather fetching.
9 Egregious // Sep 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Will you be twittering to us from the American Film Renaissance Institute Festival?
10 April // Sep 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm
That would entail my leaving the house. So . . . no.
11 JohnnyBoy // Sep 17, 2008 at 7:34 pm
entail….hehehehehe
12 SoCalFKK // Sep 17, 2008 at 8:14 pm
I give it six days. Anyone still twittering after a week is clinically bored.
13 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 17, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Oh April, you talk like I know the difference between Facebook and Twitter.
I’m sorry that I’m not as practiced as you when it comes to distinguishing between different flavors of shit. My world is very black and white; Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Livejournal… they’re all just kernels of corn in the same steaming, gradient-shaded Web 2.0 turd.
Oh, and thanks for mentioning my funny imagery. It’s a real jolly-rocker for ol’ Speedy when someone notices him.
14 coasterboy // Sep 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
He could also smear his own shit on his dick. I’m not quite sure what that fetish would be called. But I’m sure there are people into it. Anybody know what that would be called? Any suggestions for a name? Anybody?
15 JohnnyBoy // Sep 18, 2008 at 1:33 am
cockydoody
16 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 18, 2008 at 6:15 am
When does the webcam come into play?
17 Bitsey // Sep 18, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I’m sorry, here I am interjecting humorless reality again: I actually use my Twitter account a lot. It can be worthwhile… like when traveling it’s an easy way to update people where you are and what you’re seeing. It’s also a great time-waster. When you’re in the car for hours it’s fun to send random thoughts to the world using your cell phone. For me it’s like blogging in 140-word bursts.
18 socalfrank // Sep 18, 2008 at 10:56 pm
If I twitter, I’m going to have to come up with a new screen name because I don’t want my real friends to know when I’m taking a nasty dump, or picking my nose and wiping boogers under the sofa cushions
19 citybuddha // Sep 19, 2008 at 5:55 am
I had Jello today.
20 citybuddha // Sep 19, 2008 at 5:55 am
I like Jello
21 citybuddha // Sep 19, 2008 at 5:57 am
I used to have jello for desert at the chinese restaruant
22 JohnnyBoy // Sep 19, 2008 at 8:06 am
I usually have sand for desert
23 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 19, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Maybe they served it there because of all those Chinese babies that liked it?
Obligatory semi-racist 1960s Jello commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCKxWQCs3f0
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