April Winchell

31 responses so far ↓

• 1 John Foley // Sep 18, 2008 at 3:36 pm

  Aren’t you just cute as a button!

• 2 Knavish Rogue // Sep 18, 2008 at 3:45 pm

  Yeah! Second that! And the fact that she’s foaming at the mouth like a rabies victim only adds to the luster!

• 3 ListenerJustin // Sep 18, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  I couldn’t have said it better. In fact, I splurt that same sentence every morning in the bathroom. It costs a fortune in Windex and paper towels, but it’s a small price to give myself a foamy pep talk!

• 4 linnefaulk // Sep 18, 2008 at 4:36 pm

  Beautiful!

  But didn’t PeeWee Herman do that in PeeWee’s Big Adventure?

• 5 ira_shlamazel // Sep 18, 2008 at 4:37 pm

  You missed a spot.

• 6 jasonthegreat // Sep 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm

  So hot!

• 7 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 18, 2008 at 4:56 pm

  Oh God, I just knew this would turn out to be someone’s fetish.

  April, people are probably masturbating to you right now. How does that make you feel?

• 8 joshpincusiscrying // Sep 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm

  Are you brushing your teeth IN YOUR KITCHEN????

• 9 bnaivar // Sep 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm

  Well, I really can’t argue with that.

• 10 pal Jacky // Sep 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm

  speedy,
  some of us have been masterbating to April for years. Yeah, I once strayed to Chelsea handler(in her ‘girls behaving badly’era). But, I don’t think april would hold that against me.

• 11 Knavish Rogue // Sep 18, 2008 at 5:47 pm

  joshpincusiscrying — better to brush your teeth in the kitchen than take your computer in the bathroom.

• 12 JohnnyBoy // Sep 18, 2008 at 5:49 pm

  I don’t think we should be masturbating TO…..we should be masturbating FOR …you know, like in support

• 13 Doug // Sep 18, 2008 at 5:57 pm

  Well, I for one am impressed. John, you really are hot as shit…a real man’s man. You’ve certainly raised the bar up a couple dozen notches. Kudos. I don’t think I’m up to matching that.

• 14 April // Sep 18, 2008 at 6:12 pm

  Hey! That’s dirty!

• 15 pal Jacky // Sep 18, 2008 at 7:02 pm

  C’mon johnny, it is not luike we are trying to put out a fire.

• 16 Egregious // Sep 18, 2008 at 7:12 pm

  Will this be going on your demo reel? It actually made my jaded son crack a little yellowed smile.

  I guess this means you win the prize from the pantry.

• 17 Mr Pete // Sep 18, 2008 at 8:32 pm

  From the folks that brought you those Carl’s Jr. commercials:

  “Don’t bother me…. I’m brushing”

• 18 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 18, 2008 at 8:44 pm

  Mr Pete triggered a flashback! Oh man, that terrible VO guy who sounded like he had a permanent hawker in this throat…

  “Mouthwash… Toothbrush… and some Chhhrest.”

  “Don’t bother me…. I’m brushing.”

  God, those commercials were horrible. April had some good rants on the subject back in the day.

• 19 Nusa // Sep 19, 2008 at 1:00 am

  I wish I could make out the key word in the audio so I can be amused too! Just not connecting in my brain yet, after a dozen plays.

• 20 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 19, 2008 at 5:09 am

  Now do it as Clarabelle

• 21 John Foley // Sep 19, 2008 at 8:40 am

  Craig says your blog sucks.

• 22 eBayEnigma // Sep 19, 2008 at 9:11 am

  @Nusa

  This is true art at it’s finest. If you don’t understand it, you should do what I do, just appreciate it for what it is, stand back and enjoy it.

• 23 JohnnyBoy // Sep 19, 2008 at 9:13 am

  Well, I think his list sucks

  Lists that are better:

  Schindler’s List
  The Shit List
  Franz Liszt
  Listerine
  All letter lists A-Z
  The one that Santa checks twice
  This list listing better lists

  oh, there are more

• 24 joshpincusiscrying // Sep 19, 2008 at 1:24 pm

  I am listless.

• 25 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 19, 2008 at 1:47 pm

  This thread is listing away from its original course.

• 26 eBayEnigma // Sep 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm

  You forgot the “Bucket List”.

• 27 jim // Sep 19, 2008 at 7:04 pm

  This video is totally speciesist.
  Why do you hate oral microfauna, April?

• 28 Mr Pete // Sep 19, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  “Crest’s new Whitening Expressions: They’re BRUSHALICIOUS”

  (Now, if only I were photogenic…)

• 29 Mr Pete // Sep 19, 2008 at 8:34 pm

  Now, I wanna see April try to spew out “Brushalicious” with a mouth full of foam…

  Seems like a contest winner to me!

• 30 chrisbcritter // Sep 19, 2008 at 9:52 pm

  …sounds like “Wow! It’s persimmon!”

• 31 JohnnyBoy // Sep 20, 2008 at 4:30 am

  “Gay Midget Retards”

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