April Winchell

17 responses so far ↓

• 1 mermaidkween // Sep 20, 2008 at 11:45 am

  Fuck yes I am your competition. What.

• 2 chrisbcritter // Sep 20, 2008 at 11:45 am

  Competition? Not really, but it does illustrate the difference between a talented amateur and a seasoned professional.

• 3 mermaidkween // Sep 20, 2008 at 11:47 am

  D:

• 4 mermaidkween // Sep 20, 2008 at 11:55 am

  I will reiterate:

  D:

• 5 thefifthbeatle // Sep 20, 2008 at 12:03 pm

  -50 points for using one of the LAMEST emoticons ever

• 6 April // Sep 20, 2008 at 12:07 pm

  Holy fucking cockballs, this is going to get ugly.

• 7 thefifthbeatle // Sep 20, 2008 at 12:07 pm

  …interesting getup, though.

• 8 mermaidkween // Sep 20, 2008 at 12:31 pm

  It is lame because it is sad.
  And April, you have fanpeople. Clearly.

• 9 clevelandphil // Sep 20, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  April Rules!!!

  mermaidkween drools.

• 10 PeekaBooRevue // Sep 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm

  oh that is hysterical

• 11 April // Sep 20, 2008 at 2:55 pm

  All of you giving mermaidkween a hard time should know that Crest has actually CONTACTED HER ALREADY and asked her for more information.

  Mark my words, in a few short weeks, you’ll see Emeril brushing his teeth and saying “Holy fucking cockballs, this shit is minty!”

• 12 clevelandphil // Sep 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm

  Mark my words, in a few short weeks, you’ll see Emeril brushing his teeth and saying “Holy fucking cockballs, this shit is minty!”

  He doesn’t already?

• 13 thefifthbeatle // Sep 20, 2008 at 4:13 pm

  ^^Really?

  I take back what I said.

• 14 pal Jacky // Sep 20, 2008 at 6:32 pm

  but it is only Crest, ultrabrite might be worth getting ugly over.

• 15 linnefaulk // Sep 21, 2008 at 4:12 am

  I think crest just wants to see more cleavage.

• 16 joshpincusiscrying // Sep 21, 2008 at 9:09 am

  OOOOHHHH!!!
  I thought the catchphrase was “Holy fucking cockballs! This shit is MEATY!”
  I was going to say she would totally alienate the vegetarian market.

• 17 JohnnyBoy // Sep 21, 2008 at 4:56 pm

  or the Vegans….I’ve never visited their homeworld but they’re a touchy bunch to offworlders

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