April Winchell

15 responses so far ↓

• 1 pal Jacky // Sep 21, 2008 at 1:17 pm

  i’m tellin’ ya, start brushin’ and yappin’ off about how Crest fights spooge breath.

• 2 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm

  Spicy, that is quite the soul patch you have going on.

• 3 SpicyD // Sep 21, 2008 at 3:37 pm

  How can you talk about my soul patch when there is a war in Iraq?

• 4 joshpincusiscrying // Sep 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm

  As long as you guys keep brushing your teeth, the terrorists are winning.

• 5 JohnnyBoy // Sep 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm

  He is wearing the soul patch as a disguise so the terrorists won’t recognize him

• 6 pal Jacky // Sep 21, 2008 at 6:29 pm

  If anyone isn’t watching the emmys tonight, I recommend the Sci-Fi channel. They have a Basic cable TV movie premiere starring Tara Reid. I forget what it is called but it is about snakes. It looks like all that summer stock, studying brecht and doing shakesphere in the park has really paid off for her.What she spent her summers drinking and getting plastic surgeries? from robert altman to the sci-fi network woooo.

• 7 pal Jacky // Sep 21, 2008 at 7:10 pm

  that talk from christopher Nolan about having Cher play catwoman in the next ‘batman’. I think it is just so Tara reid doesn’t show up at his house drunk, in costume and purring.

• 8 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 21, 2008 at 7:17 pm

  I didn’t even know the Emmys were on tonight. I have never felt such pride in my level of pop culture detachment.

  Soon, I shall reach Nirvana.

• 9 JohnnyBoy // Sep 21, 2008 at 7:21 pm

  Not even in an attempt at levity did I call the Grammys the other day, the Music Emmys.

  So now I’ve taken to say the Movie Emmys and the Broadway Emmys as well

• 10 pal Jacky // Sep 21, 2008 at 9:29 pm

  http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1480107689?bctid=1396506378

  I finally watched this clip and all I can say is the guy is a crashing bore. Sean Young should be sitting next to Ann Martin right now at the ‘powerhouse’ around the corner from the Chinese theater, they both have they right to bitch and moan.

• 11 Andre // Sep 21, 2008 at 10:37 pm

  Watching the Emmys tonight, I finally understand what people mean when they say “slow-motion train wreck”.

  It’s wonderful.

• 12 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 21, 2008 at 10:45 pm

  Hm. Maybe I should have watched it after all.

  Unfortunately, the closest I came to watching it was when, through the TV in the next room, I heard The Muppet Show theme song being sung by Josh Groban. Which is interesting, seeing as how I’ve always thought he sounded like a muppet.

• 13 Andre // Sep 22, 2008 at 1:32 am

  “The Muppet Show theme song being sung by Josh Groban.”

  You make my point for me, Speedy.

• 14 davidhazard71 // Sep 22, 2008 at 9:02 am

  it’s amazing i still have this account!… anywho that was brilliant. More important things and so on. Hey I like the entry where the guy was totally spaced out. Anyways hope you win!

• 15 Xanadude // Sep 22, 2008 at 11:53 pm

  emmys, shlemmys.

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