April Winchell

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I just made this

September 30th, 2008 · 28 Comments

I can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone else do this yet. I was laughing like a jackal the whole time I was making it.

My friend Gina suggests they start serving “Lipstick on a Pig in a Blanket”.

The point is, I amuse myself. And that’s all I can ask for.

PANCAKES YOU CAN BELIEVE IN™

Tags: Advertising · Photoshoppery

28 responses so far ↓

  • 1 JohnnyBoy // Sep 30, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Come Hungry…Leave Angry

  • 2 Turntablist // Sep 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    I think this is the only place you can get Obama Waffles now.

  • 3 eBayEnigma // Sep 30, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Isn’t that where a one-legged waitress works?

  • 4 JohnnyBoy // Sep 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    no, that’s Ruby Amputuesday’s

  • 5 kmel // Sep 30, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Oh my god, if you made posters of that I would so buy one. Or more.

  • 6 Stretch99 // Sep 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    “Isn’t that where a one-legged waitress works?”

    and gives a whole new meaning to tipping the waitress

    TIMBER!!

  • 7 John Foley // Sep 30, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I’m hungry.

  • 8 Speedy Cerviche // Sep 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    For CHANGE?

  • 9 MyMonoclePoppedOut // Sep 30, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Ah, you’re a darling, Miss Winchell.

  • 10 ira_shlamazel // Sep 30, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    I don’t seem to get it…

    Maybe it’s my glasses.

  • 11 naughty zoot // Sep 30, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    ira_shlamazel- it took me a minute too.
    It’s a riff on the retro-artsy-revolutionist posters of the Obama campaign. You know, the one with the 3/4 shot of Obama looking heroic and just the word “Hope” underneath?
    Like I said- took me a minute too.
    April’s too smart for me sometimes! :-)

  • 12 PeekaBooRevue // Oct 1, 2008 at 4:19 am

    Too smart for me.

  • 13 bnaivar // Oct 1, 2008 at 4:46 am

    Rootytootiefreshandfruity!

  • 14 Stretch99 // Oct 1, 2008 at 11:44 am

    “in talks for a new sex tape with Kid ‘n Play.”

    One of the commercials for her show had this whole controversy about a “boudoir” calendar she made for her boyfriend getting released and yet she has this “pre-packaged” sex tape out with Brandy’s brother. WTF?!

  • 15 Stretch99 // Oct 1, 2008 at 11:47 am

    …now a sex tape with Cloris Leachman and say Ernest “JO” Borgnine has Speedy’s name written all over it…

  • 16 JohnnyBoy // Oct 1, 2008 at 11:50 am

    CloroxBleachMan would be a good superhero/product placement

  • 17 Andre // Oct 1, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    I hear Ernie refers to her as Clitoris Leachman.

  • 18 Speedy Cerviche // Oct 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Actually, Stretch… The Leachman-Borgnine sex tape really does have my name all over it. I was the producer, director, and set designer.

    Doesn’t anyone check IMDb anymore?

  • 19 Stretch99 // Oct 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    John Crier tapped “Frau Blucher” in an episode of “Two and a Half Men - “SHE KNOWS STUFF”

  • 20 pal Jacky // Oct 1, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Leachman got an academy award for ‘the last picture show’ where she played a highschool teacher humpin’ one of her students. But always and forever, in my heart she is the mother in the evil kid who sent people to the cornfield in the greatest twilight zone ever.

  • 21 Osafp // Oct 1, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    explain, please. we too stoopid up here

  • 22 April // Oct 1, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    Good lord, where do you people live?

  • 23 JohnnyBoy // Oct 1, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Osafp, BadNaughtyZoot already explained

    which explains her zoot allures

  • 24 JohnnyBoy // Oct 1, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Honestly April, I’ve really only seen that poster when you posted it here a few months ago.

    I haven’t even seen bumper stickers either way for presidential candidates

    Long Island is an odd place indeed

  • 25 bnaivar // Oct 2, 2008 at 5:09 am

    *slaps forehead* Oooooh, we should “Hope” for pancakes. Now I get it.

    Why can’t I hope for waffles?

  • 26 JohnnyBoy // Oct 2, 2008 at 11:42 am

    I think you “Hope” for Pancakes and “Pray” for Waffles

    I like Lego Eggo, it is Eggo, shaped like Lego, yes it is real.

  • 27 mere9 // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    i get it (now). i was just wishing for a way to see a larger image (the ihope pole is in ’something’ and there is blood. i can see that much).

  • 28 mere9 // Oct 2, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    crap. ihop. not ihope.

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