April Winchell

58 responses so far ↓

• 1 JohnnyBoy // Nov 14, 2008 at 11:53 pm

  They all look like they can’t wait to push out a doody

• 2 AKScott // Nov 14, 2008 at 11:55 pm

  One of my eyeballs just popped out in self-defense. Kristy Hawkins is especially horrifying.

• 3 Dave M. // Nov 15, 2008 at 1:12 am

  I am feeling quite vulnerable looking at Nicole Ball!!!…
  Amazon woman my body is all yours…

• 4 linnefaulk // Nov 15, 2008 at 5:19 am

  Yikes! So glad I prefer my juice in a carton from the store!

• 5 Ira Shlamazel // Nov 15, 2008 at 8:33 am

  Dave M- if that’s attractive to you, then you have some major issues going on!

  A terrible science mishap has merged Arnold Schwarzenegger with Maria Shriver!!!!

  May God have mercy on us all!

  (Oh, shit! I think I here one scratching at my back door!!)

  AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

• 6 Gunner13 // Nov 15, 2008 at 10:05 am

  I agree with Ira! Dave, you have some issues here, as these women are deeply frightening. WTF indeed.

  Just engage them in conversation Ira, as that should slow them down a bit. Alternatively, you could tell them to do 100 bench presses with your refrigerator and then duck out.

  I am all for physical fitness, but this is a level I don’t think anyone ought to be aiming for. One wonders who exactly they go out with and what will happen to their bodies in a few years! Hey, there’s a Photo Shop project, Extreme Female Bodybuilders as they sag into the future!

  On second thought, perhaps not!

• 7 Ira Shlamazel // Nov 15, 2008 at 10:17 am

  It’s too late… Kristy Hawkins has eaten my leg. It’s ok, though, I don’t want to live in world inhabited by these freaks!

• 8 Joe Ekaitis // Nov 15, 2008 at 10:55 am

  Which burns hotter? Rubbing alcohol or gasoline?

  I need something to set the tips of a couple knitting needles on fire before plunging them into my eyeballs and pulling them out through the back of my head.

• 9 jasmith31 // Nov 15, 2008 at 12:06 pm

  That’s REALLY effing gross!!!

• 10 darkkommissar // Nov 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm

  DO NOT WANT!!!!!

• 11 Dave M. // Nov 15, 2008 at 1:36 pm

  I don’t care what you guys say, I want to wrestle with her while I gaze into those beautiful eyes… She is all Amazon woman,
  hot and gorgeous!!!

• 12 Ira Shlamazel // Nov 15, 2008 at 1:43 pm

  Dave M. reminds me of Joan Armatrading’s “I Love it When You Call Me Names”

  Big woman
  And a short short man
  And he loves it
  When she beats his brains out
  He’s pecked to death
  But he loves the pain
  And he loves it
  When she calls him names

  (Dave, your’re a baaad boy!)

• 13 Ira Shlamazel // Nov 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm

  Joe Ekaitis - FYI, a soldering iron is VERY effective compared to heated knitting needles, which cool rapidly.

  Use the corded, not the battery powered.

  Good luck!

• 14 unclemike // Nov 15, 2008 at 2:31 pm

  To Anabolic Steroids, Thank For Everything, Julie Newmar

• 15 eBayEnigma // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:06 pm

  If they didn’t have bra-tops on then I would have thought they were men! Yikes! I wonder what the steroids are doing to their bodies — long term, I mean. I’m scared…very scared. Hold me…

• 16 pal Jacky // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  A few of these broads have had boob jobs. Everyone knows 3% body fat means no tits. The first one Debbie at least had them done right. Tazi one the other hand, just seem like a Dr. 90291 after thought.

• 17 John Foley // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  I don’t see any problems here.

• 18 pal Jacky // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:22 pm

  I understand somewhat what dave is saying about Nicole. However, vickie is the one for me. From the neck up she looks like a barmaid in the type of dives I used to frequent. Her hair even ‘poofs’ on top.

• 19 naughty zoot // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:40 pm

  What HAPPENED to these women to make them choose to look like this?

  I mean, strong women are great- look at all the smoking-hot, amazing women at the Olym[ics–but this is just…ewwwwww!

  Add to that all the leathery skin, popping veins and medical issues from the juicing you KNOW they’re doing to build that bulk, and you have to figure that there’s SOME huge event or issue lurking in each of these women’s past (abusive BF, father, mugging, robbery..) that makes them long to be that freakishly strong.

• 20 Ira Shlamazel // Nov 15, 2008 at 7:02 pm

  “John Foley // Nov 15, 2008 at 3:17 pm
  I don’t see any problems here.”

  What?!? With the pictures?

• 21 jandu // Nov 15, 2008 at 7:14 pm

  jesus…I thought the prom pictures were bad……….

• 22 thefifthbeatle // Nov 15, 2008 at 8:12 pm

  Debi is at least somewhat (and I use that term loosely) attractive. The rest…well, they range from scary to downright horrifying, particularly Dayana. Jesus, what’s wrong with her eyes? She looks like she was generated by a computer.

• 23 jim // Nov 15, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  IRL mutants!
  Woo hoo!

  I used to be friends with a guy who had a yen for these sorts of photos … which wasn’t the reason for our parting of the ways, but yeah, he had some majorly serious issues - got VERY uptight when I learned of his “preference” … I’d guess at least a few of these ladies will wind up dead or as amputees from the huge doses of ‘roids (they eventually destroy your blood circulation), not to mention the inevitable onset of psychosis - & they probably need constant hormone therapy just to maintain a menstrual cycle, if they even bother, that is … Grrl Power!

• 24 SpicyD // Nov 16, 2008 at 9:00 am

  I wanted to make a joke about having a willingness to sleep with these women as long as they agreed to be the top. But I can’t because even if you put a penis and pecs on those leathery distorted bodies, it would be severely unappealing. Male or Female this sort of extreme body modification is just as disturbing as anorexia.

• 25 SpicyD // Nov 16, 2008 at 9:02 am

  and is it just me or does Christine Roth look a little bit like Katie Couric?

• 26 Knavish Rogue // Nov 16, 2008 at 10:15 am

  EPIC FAIL!

• 27 naughty zoot // Nov 16, 2008 at 12:08 pm

  My sister went through a phase of wanting to be one of these people. Apparently there’s a whole tribe of men with an absolute fetish for this thing (shudder). Bet they’re all whiny “bottoms” who secretly yearn to be picked up and carried to bed by “mommy” every night. Blecch!

• 28 booktapes // Nov 16, 2008 at 1:08 pm

  At least their penises can’t get any smaller.

• 29 JohnnyBoy // Nov 16, 2008 at 3:26 pm

  they have muscly noses even

• 30 corellia // Nov 16, 2008 at 4:55 pm

  They look like transexuals

• 31 JohnnyQuest666 // Nov 16, 2008 at 5:06 pm

  “GRRRRR! Hulk want chocolate!!”

• 32 pal Jacky // Nov 16, 2008 at 6:09 pm

  mother stands for comfort. I got into it with a friend over who the worst SNL alum of all time was. He said Jay mohr and I said Jon Lovitz. Anyone else have any ideas? It actually came down to a godawful sci-fi channel horror film where Jay Mohr was the killer dressing up like his mother(if it has been done before, we know it works). This put him ahead for me, but my friend claims Jon Lovitz made him laugh once.

• 33 John Foley // Nov 16, 2008 at 6:52 pm

  Robin Duke has to be in the running.

• 34 godzthor1 // Nov 16, 2008 at 8:03 pm

  Someone should photoshop Ronald Reagan and Sarah Palin’s faces on these women, post them over at freerepublic, and ask which those whackos lust after more.

• 35 pal Jacky // Nov 16, 2008 at 8:24 pm

  I repressed robin duke, I remember her now. Interestingly enough I know Jay Mohr was on SNL, but I can’t remember a damn thhing he did on it.

• 36 JohnnyBoy // Nov 16, 2008 at 8:49 pm

  Nora Dunce

  I like Duke and Mohr , and Lovitz, he just cracks me up just looking at him

  “tartlet” (from the Friends guest spot)throws me into convulsive laughter

• 37 PeekaBooRevue // Nov 17, 2008 at 11:57 am

  Debi Laszewski & Stephanie Kessler I thought was a before and after shot! I wonder what these “women” do for some girly fun? Grab some nail polish, and paint eachother’s… clitoris’? ENGORGED clitoris’ I mean….

• 38 Andre // Nov 17, 2008 at 1:04 pm

  I vote for Chris Elliot because they took a very funny guy and gave him nothing to do. Also Adam Sandler, but only because he bugs the crap out of me.

• 39 pal Jacky // Nov 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm

  chris elliot is one of those guys who should be funnier than he is. Almost everything I see him in a want to laugh more at him. That is not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about seeing ‘jon lovitz’ in a credits before a film and knowing it is time to turn the channel.

• 40 JohnnyBoy // Nov 17, 2008 at 6:06 pm

  I found Lovitz quite entertaining in The Producers

  Adam Sandler is semi-talented, and that’s the problem

• 41 Stretch99 // Nov 17, 2008 at 8:11 pm

  It looks like a Marvel comics casting call for “She-HULK”

• 42 Stretch99 // Nov 17, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  “Apparently there’s a whole tribe of men with an absolute fetish for this thing ”

  …and they used it as a secondary story on SHO’s “Weeds”
  where Lee Majors is a volunteer Minuteman border patrol agent who shows Andy pictures of the woman he “juiced” to the point she almost had an Adams apple

• 43 jj // Nov 17, 2008 at 11:25 pm

  Brad Hall I always found particularly annoying on SNL Weekend Update - too busy mugging to let the actual joke land…Lovitz I liked as the cartoon “Critic” alot

• 44 jj // Nov 17, 2008 at 11:27 pm

  Vicki Nixon looks like Meredith Baxter Birney, and Dayana looks like that guy from FAME.

• 45 Jersey Mahoney // Nov 19, 2008 at 6:46 pm

  All I want for Christmas is my erection back.

• 46 jaxworlds // Nov 20, 2008 at 8:46 am

  those veins look ‘leafy’ very effective..
  my SNL vote goes to Charles Rocket.

• 47 nylasor // Nov 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  Vickie Nixon warns, “This is what your Thanksgiving turkey will look like if you leave it in the oven too long.” She looks a little like Ray Walston (My Favorite Martian).

• 48 Stretch99 // Nov 21, 2008 at 9:09 am

  Would their vaginas be called “juice boxes”

• 49 April // Nov 21, 2008 at 9:16 am

  What vaginas?

• 50 JohnnyBoy // Nov 21, 2008 at 10:02 am

  They have man-jynas !

• 51 JohnnyBoy // Nov 21, 2008 at 5:55 pm

  Roid rage, and not from Steroids
  Hemorrhoids !

• 52 jeremy // Dec 2, 2008 at 10:19 pm

  I personally enjoy seeing my veins and/or arteries.

• 53 N.Y. COUSIN // Jan 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm

  Your ALL a bunch of losers, sitting around passing comments, judgments and gas on something which is, quite frankly, none of your business !!!
  Go outside, get some fresh air and be seen…escape your little virtual world of fat complacent anonymity, feeling empowered by the instant-ON publication-able computer you are living through with your delusions of grandeur and seemingly important (but NOT so) pseudonyms like the 5th Beatle ??? does that name mean you’re Murry the K, or Billy Preston, or Sir George Martin, OR are you hopelessly self-advertising your musical abilities (or lack thereof) or is it because you are living vicariously through them in the 4got10 mist of an aged-out fan club junkie !!!
  And “ira putzindrusen” - your dumb comments about others can do nothing more but bring a new air of anti-semitic pogrom to this already shaken nation !!!
  and all you other cast of thousands of characters - find something more valuable to do in your life like read a good book while taking a shit…leave the laptop in another room !!!!!!!

• 54 JohnnyBoy // Jan 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm

  Heh

• 55 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 1, 2009 at 7:44 pm

  Well, this year is off to a fabulous start.

• 56 JohnnyBoy // Jan 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm

  I’d say! I need to get with the pogrom!

• 57 N.Y. COUSIN // Jan 3, 2009 at 6:23 pm

  Yo Johnnyboy - you strike me as a pseudo-intellectual douche - gigolo-ing off a quasi celebrity - wait, let me steal your fire - quasi-celebrity… NOT “QUASIMOTO” !!!

• 58 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm

  Guess who my new favorite user is.

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