The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
November 16th, 2008 · 35 Comments
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1 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 16, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Around this time last year, I coaxed a couple of my gayer drinking buddies into harmonizing with me on “Merry Christmas, Neighbor”.
We’ll all be making a little road trip to Palm Springs in a few weeks. Along the way, I’m gonna try to do it again this year, thereby starting a new holiday tradition.
2 Dave M. // Nov 16, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Hallelujah!
3 Knavish Rogue // Nov 16, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Approprié pour moi comme vous le savez. Merci beaucoup vous belle jeune femme. Et un Joyeux Noël à tous et à toutes une bonne nuit.
4 PeekaBooRevue // Nov 17, 2008 at 5:05 am
Personal Fav – That Horrid “Oh Holy Night” song.
5 Andre // Nov 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm
And I was just asking last night, “Mammacita, donde es April’ s crappy musica de Navidad?”
6 theFatTubist // Nov 17, 2008 at 2:20 pm
It’s been a couple years since I made a crappy Christmas compilation… I think it’s time to unleash a new horror upon the world!
7 DavidinBerkeley // Nov 17, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Andre:
And Mamacita said in return “Se dice ‘Donde ESTA’ No se dice ‘Donde ES’ Que horror, nino! De donde aprendiste hablar asi? De mi familia, no! Creo que es la hermana de tu padre, Tia Abril, ella que se pone tequila con sus Cheerios.”
8 JohnnyBoy // Nov 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I like Cheerios and Mountain Dew
Cheerios and Ginger Ale is pretty good too
but not in a bowl, that’d be ick
A mouthful of Cheerios and a swig of soda
But not Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry Vanilla, as much as I think it’s the greatest soft drink, it just doesn’t go with Cheerios
9 pal Jacky // Nov 17, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Hot and sour soup smells like my dog’s urine.
10 Rs_opinion // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:35 am
Hey, I like Christmas music, but April can sort out the clinkers in most things, not just music.
Pal Jacky, 7:45 pm- Just as long as you don’t start making a comparison based on a personal “tastes like” experience.
You know, scientifically speaking, there would have be a large “pool” of samples considered if you expect any statistically significant results- but one the other hand, there’s no accounting for tastes.
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I get those Target e-mails and I must say, this one hasn’t arrived in my “in” box. And speaking of “In” boxes…..
Opps, getting carried away now. Sorry.
I want to hear April on Marc Germain’s talkradioone.com show; and you don’t even have to drive anywhere with today’s technology.
11 jasonthegreat // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:39 am
April and John are wonderful people and beacons of hope for humanity in this dark, cruel world.
That’s all I wanted to say.
12 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 18, 2008 at 10:14 am
Speaking of amazing (or amazingly bad) music, Wikipedia deleted the entry for DJ Sharpnel, citing a “lack of notability”.
Cunts.
13 JohnnyBoy // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm
yeah, cause having such an entry might ruin their credibility
14 pal Jacky // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:49 pm
folks,
Bad christmas televison!!! tonight a repeat of Jeff Dunham’s christmas special on Comedy central. I don’t like ventriloquists to begin with(who does?) , but this turkey has gone above and beyond with this piece of shit. he spends over 20 minutes with his ‘dead terrorist’ singing christmas carols with suicide bombing lyrics!!! He makes his old crotchety doll talk ‘hip hop’!! it is jaw dropping. Also, since it is on comedy central, miss it tonight and you can catch it again, and again, and again.
15 JohnnyBoy // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I only watch The History Channel, so I’ll be celebrating Christmas with the Roosevelts
16 davidhazard71 // Nov 19, 2008 at 1:19 am
You know i notice the Christmas music starts earlier each year. I was in Walmart last week and it was on…Heck it’s not even Thanksgiving yet.
17 JohnnyBoy // Nov 19, 2008 at 7:08 am
Yeah, from what I’ve read, some people have even finished decorating their Christmas tree already
18 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 19, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Happy birthday, John. Go on and help yourself to Senior Special at Marie Calender’s, it’s on me.
19 pal Jacky // Nov 19, 2008 at 7:23 pm
even better. Larry the cable guy has got anew Christmas special this year on CMT. Last year I watched his VH1 special over and over again. This year it is on a smaller network and that only means worse. I hope he makes this a yearly thing. I can’t wait ’til 2015 when he hits public access.
20 Andre // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Did someone say “public access”?
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=J3JVKTag72Q
21 JohnnyBoy // Nov 20, 2008 at 11:12 am
I say “Pubic Access”, which is in the holiday spirit since there is No L
22 pal Jacky // Nov 20, 2008 at 8:58 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTMNE6gk7bM&feature=related
ever wonder what to get for that person who has everything? the most disturbing video game of all time. I know it is two years old, but I found my copy unopened recently and put it into my 360 and away I went. The best part is that ‘the king’ in sneak mode looks like he has just been ass-raped by a horse!!
23 Stretch99 // Nov 21, 2008 at 9:07 am
I’m looking at the Santa picture and hope that is some tasty bud in his sack. Other wise where did April find the graphic to Photoshop that …..ewww
24 DavidinBerkeley // Nov 21, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Happy Bjorkday, folks. It’s her birthday.
25 JohnnyBoy // Nov 21, 2008 at 8:16 pm
She can go Fjuck herself
26 JohnnyBoy // Nov 21, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Rasputina: “Pj + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork”
Polly Jean Harvey :
I’m so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!
Vincent :
I know you are, babe.
Polly Jean Harvey :
No, it’s quite hot in here.
Vincent :
Are you stupid?
It’s the nature of my glass house.
Oh fabulous, here’s Matthew + Bjork.
Bjork :
Hello.
Matthew :
Vincent, Polly – Good to see you.
Bjork :
I’m so excited!
I’ve never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.
The erotic re-awakening that
Matthew has brought about in me
has opened a lot of plebeian activities that I’ve not experienced before now.
I’m loving it, to do these things that aren’t necessarily elfin
Vincent :
Yea, Bjork, whatever.
I just wanna know when you two down, who’s wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?
Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent! How rude!
Could I weigh any less?
I’m really quite shy of my weight,
but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up.
Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick — it’s really quite transformative
And when I’ve thrown up everything I’ve just eaten then I feel–
Bjork :
Oh to throw up — It means what?
Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want to know so many things
I’ve got a lot of many for designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert getting my “Comme des garçons” skirt all dirty and dusty
It don’t matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.
Matthew :
I say, cappuccinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?
I’ve got the basket and the bent waiting
We could play some touch football, what do you say?
Vincent :
Hey, yea, Matthew, we’re both hot former football players
I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest tackle
let’s put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she’s banging her head against the wall and Bjork’s recording it
Bjork :
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!
Matthew :
Isn’t she a darling thing?
Vincent :
When she says ‘jelly’ it makes me think of someone’s ass, and then I think–
Matthew :
How dare you, sir! That’s my childwoman you’re speaking of!
Vincent :
Matthew, I didn’t say Bjork
I’m just thinking of any ass
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass
Like my ass is–
Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent you are an ass!
You are an ass!
Matthew :
What about my ass?
It’s hard from sports
This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of Latter Day Saints
27 N.Y. COUSIN // Nov 22, 2008 at 8:53 am
fret not dear cousin !!!
now that THEY’ve bullshitted us into accepting the fact that ALL t.v. must go digital (free radio will go “satellite” – next) there will be an entire open bandwidth/ wavelength for all old analog sets, which will most probably be (illegally?) be occupied by “ham t.v.” enthusiasts…That is where you should televise yourself…that is the FUTURE of ALL “underground” entertainment/news/televangelistic maniacs/ yae & naesayers/ terrorist propagandists/untalented garage band videos/obese pornographists/animal-human husbandry/SODOMists & GEMORRAH-ists, etc.
Get a high power transmitter and reserve your frequency—NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 pal Jacky // Nov 22, 2008 at 10:48 pm
N.Y.
that is already happened. It is known as public access. In my neck of the woods most of these are rolled up in one guy known as Mark Hopkins. recently he was reading from the Torah in his boxer briefs. There’s also Geoffrey who owns a local comic book shop who dresses in weird costumes and holds his( I hope) baby on his lap. I watch public access for hours, until I get the idea. “i Can do that’ and then turn it off, for the good of my community.
29 pal Jacky // Nov 23, 2008 at 4:00 pm
n.y.
your suggestion is even dumber than I first thought. I just heard a nineteen year old kid committed suicide on a web cam while being interactively egged on by viewers. how the fuck can any ‘one way’ media get more ‘underground’ than that?
30 jim // Nov 24, 2008 at 11:15 am
Begorrah but I’d make one hell of a fine Jew.
I’ll be at work making sweet sweet money again on Yule this year, & giving the gift of half a shift of free time to the guy on before me to not have to spend working on Xmas, as is my wont.
That’s just how I barrel-roll.
31 socalfrank // Nov 25, 2008 at 10:30 pm
I know most of you probably hate country music, so you’ll think this is a shitty song. (I love it) It’s a good ol’ boy song called Chicken Fried! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FupshBnL5OY
32 socalfrank // Nov 25, 2008 at 10:33 pm
oh, here’s another YouTube find. Davy Wavy! A cute young gay man who never wears shirts http://www.youtube.com/user/wickydkewl
33 N.Y. COUSIN // Nov 26, 2008 at 3:55 am
pal jacky – who the hell pissed in your grits ??? because my idea is “dumb” means it’ll come to pass since we are living in the “bizarro” world…I’m not talking about web cams and internet assholes – - i’m talking ’bout t.v. transmissions-wireless- a la marconi – just like people still use ham radio in this day of the cell phone…it’s a different medium, so……………………..fuck out of my grill !!!
34 JohnnyBoy // Nov 26, 2008 at 6:22 am
It’s spelled Macaroni, not Marconi, and while it may be technically “wireless”, spaghetti, and to a lesser extent, linguine, are certaily strand-like
And as for so-called “Ham” radio, it’s as much of a fraud as “Cottage” cheese.
Probably perpetuated by unicycle-riding squinty people
35 N.Y. COUSIN // Nov 26, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I was trying to make a serious prediction – not much in the mood for clever “word play”….maybe on some other day – - perhumps ???
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