Comments on: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

By: N.Y. COUSIN

N.Y. COUSIN — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 05:59:54 +0000

I was trying to make a serious prediction – not much in the mood for clever “word play”….maybe on some other day – - perhumps ???

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 13:22:55 +0000

It’s spelled Macaroni, not Marconi, and while it may be technically “wireless”, spaghetti, and to a lesser extent, linguine, are certaily strand-like

And as for so-called “Ham” radio, it’s as much of a fraud as “Cottage” cheese.

Probably perpetuated by unicycle-riding squinty people

By: N.Y. COUSIN

N.Y. COUSIN — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 10:55:25 +0000

pal jacky – who the hell pissed in your grits ??? because my idea is “dumb” means it’ll come to pass since we are living in the “bizarro” world…I’m not talking about web cams and internet assholes – - i’m talking ’bout t.v. transmissions-wireless- a la marconi – just like people still use ham radio in this day of the cell phone…it’s a different medium, so……………………..fuck out of my grill !!!

By: socalfrank

socalfrank — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:33:13 +0000

oh, here’s another YouTube find. Davy Wavy! A cute young gay man who never wears shirts http://www.youtube.com/user/wickydkewl

By: socalfrank

socalfrank — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:30:37 +0000

I know most of you probably hate country music, so you’ll think this is a shitty song. (I love it) It’s a good ol’ boy song called Chicken Fried! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FupshBnL5OY

By: jim

jim — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:15:16 +0000

Begorrah but I’d make one hell of a fine Jew.

I’ll be at work making sweet sweet money again on Yule this year, & giving the gift of half a shift of free time to the guy on before me to not have to spend working on Xmas, as is my wont.

That’s just how I barrel-roll.

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:00:17 +0000

n.y.
your suggestion is even dumber than I first thought. I just heard a nineteen year old kid committed suicide on a web cam while being interactively egged on by viewers. how the fuck can any ‘one way’ media get more ‘underground’ than that?

By: pal Jacky

pal Jacky — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 05:48:26 +0000

N.Y.
that is already happened. It is known as public access. In my neck of the woods most of these are rolled up in one guy known as Mark Hopkins. recently he was reading from the Torah in his boxer briefs. There’s also Geoffrey who owns a local comic book shop who dresses in weird costumes and holds his( I hope) baby on his lap. I watch public access for hours, until I get the idea. “i Can do that’ and then turn it off, for the good of my community.

By: N.Y. COUSIN

N.Y. COUSIN — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:53:21 +0000

fret not dear cousin !!!
now that THEY’ve bullshitted us into accepting the fact that ALL t.v. must go digital (free radio will go “satellite” – next) there will be an entire open bandwidth/ wavelength for all old analog sets, which will most probably be (illegally?) be occupied by “ham t.v.” enthusiasts…That is where you should televise yourself…that is the FUTURE of ALL “underground” entertainment/news/televangelistic maniacs/ yae & naesayers/ terrorist propagandists/untalented garage band videos/obese pornographists/animal-human husbandry/SODOMists & GEMORRAH-ists, etc.
Get a high power transmitter and reserve your frequency—NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:17:03 +0000

Rasputina: “Pj + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork”

Polly Jean Harvey :
I’m so fucking, fucking, fucking, hot!

Vincent :
I know you are, babe.

Polly Jean Harvey :
No, it’s quite hot in here.

Vincent :
Are you stupid?
It’s the nature of my glass house.
Oh fabulous, here’s Matthew + Bjork.

Bjork :
Hello.

Matthew :
Vincent, Polly – Good to see you.

Bjork :
I’m so excited!
I’ve never been on such an artistic and exclusive double date before.
The erotic re-awakening that
Matthew has brought about in me
has opened a lot of plebeian activities that I’ve not experienced before now.
I’m loving it, to do these things that aren’t necessarily elfin

Vincent :
Yea, Bjork, whatever.
I just wanna know when you two down, who’s wearing the clovenhoof strap-on?

Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent! How rude!
Could I weigh any less?
I’m really quite shy of my weight,
but I like to take on characters for performing with the use of make-up.
Eye make-up and lipstick and some more lipstick — it’s really quite transformative
And when I’ve thrown up everything I’ve just eaten then I feel–

Bjork :
Oh to throw up — It means what?
Also, everybody, what is the definition of disingenuous?
I want to know so many things
I’ve got a lot of many for designer clothes
I can just trudge through the desert getting my “Comme des garçons” skirt all dirty and dusty
It don’t matter
If hopping into a live volcano feels right, I say do it.

Matthew :
I say, cappuccinos are fine with me on the downtime, but what do you kids say to a picnic?
I’ve got the basket and the bent waiting
We could play some touch football, what do you say?

Vincent :
Hey, yea, Matthew, we’re both hot former football players
I know Bjork can fight like a motherfucker, but Polly would snap like a twig at the smallest tackle
let’s put her on a hook and do some minnow fishing
Polly?
Oh look, she’s banging her head against the wall and Bjork’s recording it

Bjork :
The rhythm! It moves my insides like sunshine jelly!

Matthew :
Isn’t she a darling thing?

Vincent :
When she says ‘jelly’ it makes me think of someone’s ass, and then I think–

Matthew :
How dare you, sir! That’s my childwoman you’re speaking of!

Vincent :
Matthew, I didn’t say Bjork
I’m just thinking of any ass
Not even necessarily a woman, it could be my own ass
Like my ass is–

Polly Jean Harvey :
Vincent you are an ass!
You are an ass!

Matthew :
What about my ass?
It’s hard from sports

This repulsive celebrity double date has been brought to you by the Church of Latter Day Saints