In a few hours, I will be sitting in a dentist’s chair, loaded up on horse tranquilizers and getting 4 teeth pulled. They’ll also be taking out some kind of weird cyst thing that has been growing quietly under one of those teeth, which may or may not be a conjoined twin.
The important thing is that I’ll be eating Vicodin and ice cream all week. Yes, this year I truly have something to be thankful for.
While I can’t be with you all this Thursday, and probably won’t even be able to focus on my keyboard, it doesn’t mean I’m not with you in spirit. Almost nothing matters more to me than your happiness, and by that I mean I don’t give a shit.
To that end, I present this lovely mp3 for your holiday listening pleasure. It’s an oldie but a goodie, just reminding you to be grateful for all the little things.
I hope that you’ll play it as you sit down to your drink your Thanksgiving dinner.