April Winchell

31 responses so far ↓

• 1 Doug // Nov 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  Thank G-D for the kittens…they saved me.

• 2 Knavish Rogue // Nov 30, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  Do you ever wish that you could un-see something? Someone please give me an eye-wash.

• 3 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 30, 2008 at 4:40 pm

  Well, that was unpleasant.

• 4 Censored // Nov 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm

  Oh your good.

  Suddenly a big glass of Drano is sounding rather appetizing.

• 5 Scott // Nov 30, 2008 at 5:44 pm

  Man! I just ate! WTF?

• 6 goofydes // Nov 30, 2008 at 6:27 pm

  My eyes!! Oh God i’m blind!

• 7 eBayEnigma // Nov 30, 2008 at 7:24 pm

  Wow, just wow.

• 8 Catman51 // Nov 30, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  That was digusting!

• 9 Dupuy // Nov 30, 2008 at 8:28 pm

  From burping a baby to stroking a massive dildo… Sissy Lani is a busy lady!

• 10 Doug // Nov 30, 2008 at 8:35 pm

  Think about kittens, everyone. Kittens. They are your salvation, your deliverance from the tranny-saurus.

• 11 JohnnyQuest666 // Nov 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm

  Can someone give me the capsule, non-blinding version of what’s there? I just can’t bring myself to “sign up” for yet another frigging website…

• 12 John Foley // Nov 30, 2008 at 10:06 pm

  Whatsa matter? You got a problem with Adult Babies?

• 13 jasmith31 // Dec 1, 2008 at 8:57 am

  Say, can I have one of those Darvocet…with a tequila back?

  damn…..

• 14 Stretch99 // Dec 1, 2008 at 12:15 pm

  Whatever happened to Baby Jane?!

  I guess now we know!!

• 15 CynicalKnight // Dec 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm

  After lurking on this digital tragedy for years, I have signed up specifically due to this post, to say this was utterly, wholly, altogether unneccessary.

  Even more so given that I subsequently clicked [Next].

  Then I clicked [Next] again. Why in the hell did I do that?

• 16 jandu // Dec 1, 2008 at 3:41 pm

  GORGEOUS WIGS!

• 17 pal Jacky // Dec 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm

  Just think of it as material when sitting next to Dr. Drew. “after witnessing that, what else could I do”I’ve heard that David Faustino(Bud Bundy) has been working on a spot too.

• 18 pal Jacky // Dec 1, 2008 at 7:03 pm

  After watching 4 hours of Nostradamus predictions on the History channel today, I have decided he is nothing but an errant fraud. Not because his prediction of Princess Di’s death seems forced, but because in all those quatrains this is not mentioned:
  http://disney.go.com/disneylive/highschoolmusical/
  I was hoping for Zec Efron is a deep freezer too. Nonetheless, the time of the gospel is at hand, and I’m taking horse riding lessons.

• 19 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 1, 2008 at 9:28 pm

  Jacky, I think I found a quatrain you missed. Sounds like HSM to me.

  “And the ones who masquerade as schoolchildren shall impart upon the world
  With much singing and dancing, evil the likes of which is not seen in our civilization.
  Three vicious attacks upon the screen and one upon the ice
  And yea, this shit will be even gayer than Harry Potter.”

  I still haven’t found the one that predicts Twilight, though.

• 20 JohnnyBoy // Dec 1, 2008 at 9:48 pm

  Century 3 Quatrain 7

  The gum, under the counter it hardens
  as sno-cones multiply under great duress
  the toilet seat is down as cheap perfume wafts
  if that chick don’t want to know, forget her

• 21 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 1, 2008 at 10:06 pm

  I was always partial to Nostradamus’ early quatrains.

  “And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
  And the microphone smells like a beer
  And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
  And say, ‘Man, what are you doing here?’”

  It all went downhill after “Miami 1617″.

• 22 JohnnyBoy // Dec 1, 2008 at 10:12 pm

  Déconcerté, le futurologue est chassé
  en bas des tonalités suaves de bipartisme sont niés
  les fils de la coupure d’Elmo dedans au loin
  et lixivient leur sud-est de hoquets

• 23 JohnnyBoy // Dec 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm

  The drycleaners attract unimaginable butts
  as one held with two hands is gasified
  foreclosing of the solarization burgermeister
  the flavorsome wolfhound unnoticed

• 24 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 1, 2008 at 10:36 pm

  “Oui, et vous ne quittez pas
  Oui, et vous n’arrêtez pas
  Oui, je suis de laisser l’gat à pop
  Et c’est 1-8-7 sur un policier infiltré”

• 25 Stretch99 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:10 am

  Zac Efron is such a pretty girl

• 26 Andre // Dec 2, 2008 at 10:58 am

  “Riot at the drugstore
  Calling all cars
  100 customers
  99 jars….

  Burma-Shave”

• 27 Mavis // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:24 pm

  Not as bad as tub girl, but that was something I could have never seen, and been perfectly alright.

• 28 jasonthegreat // Dec 2, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  I really think winter colors would have suited his skin tone better than pastels.

• 29 pal Jacky // Dec 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm

  I have arguments for weeks with my fellow nostrodamians. He centainly did predict ‘twilight’- however, they keeping going on and on about how ‘hister’ meaning ‘hitler’ in that quatrain and refuse to listen to reason.

• 30 JohnnyBoy // Dec 3, 2008 at 7:43 am

  Clearly, NOS-tradamus can be interpreted as NOS-feratu, which proves he predicted Twilight

  and Hister doesn’t mean Hitler, it is short for Twisted Sister if you remove the “twisted” and the “s” and substitute “H” and remember that Dee Snider’s pretty scary looking

• 31 pal Jacky // Dec 3, 2008 at 11:41 am

  nonetheless, I’ve had a falling out with those people. Of the 3 dozen or so quatrains which discuss NBC’s thursday night line up – ‘must see TV’. There are two groups, those who put Nostro’s comments about Kelsey grammer in the ‘cheers’ column and those who put them in the ‘Frasier’
  column. They seem to get along and vent all their hate towards me when I mention ’seinfeld’ is cited more than both ‘cheers’, ‘frasier’ and grammer combined.

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