April Winchell

27 responses so far ↓

• 1 DavidinBerkeley // Dec 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm

  Please let’s not lose track of the most pressing issue of what to get Ms. Winchell for Christmas.

  Another possibility is the dog poop calendar: http://www.monthlydoos.com

  And I did find a stripper pole alarm clock but not a transgendered lesbian lap dancer one. Can anyone help?

• 2 joshpincusiscrying // Dec 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm

  As Ed McMahon would say - “HI-YOOOOOO!”
  (That IS what he would say, right?)

• 3 April // Dec 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm

  He’ll say anything for a couple of bucks.

• 4 goofydes // Dec 16, 2008 at 2:44 pm

  And what if you have someone else’s “sweat” on your middle finger? O.o

• 5 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 16, 2008 at 3:05 pm

  I think you’re all sidestepping the real question here: in China, is there really a difference between the driving patterns of the drunk and the sober?

• 6 theFatTubist // Dec 16, 2008 at 3:15 pm

  So, in the future, you will need to finger your car to turn it on?

• 7 Dave M. // Dec 16, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  It is nice she is using her middle finger for the demo, add some soft sound effect with the insertion and we have some real ergonomic joy!

• 8 JohnnyBoy // Dec 16, 2008 at 5:50 pm

  It’s one of those Chinese finger traps, I’m certain of it

• 9 socalfrank // Dec 16, 2008 at 11:43 pm

  Soon, this is what we’ll have to do to start a car:

  Clip 1: 1.47 min from some non watched miniseries http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g36lYOdlZ-k&feature=related

  Clip 2: 4:36 min from Dune the movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOXa9RdeaPE&feature=related

• 10 Nusa // Dec 17, 2008 at 12:48 am

  I sense an opportunity here! I bet I can create a kit to transfer a fingerprint to a plastic finger. Or a cigar tube, for that matter.

• 11 bnaivar // Dec 17, 2008 at 5:38 am

  This holiday season, make sure you have at least one designated finger.

• 12 Scott // Dec 17, 2008 at 6:20 am

  Pull my finger!

• 13 Stretch99 // Dec 17, 2008 at 10:13 am

  ” was hit on by a profoundly retarded guy at Toys ‘R Us. Because I roll like that”

  was he drooling and everything?! COOL

• 14 JohnnyBoy // Dec 17, 2008 at 10:54 am

  I picture him saying something profound like ” in reality all is void, so where can the dust fall?” but, you know, in that goofy voice they use sometimes.

• 15 Jersey Mahoney // Dec 17, 2008 at 11:25 am

  “Put your finger in the box
  Put the box inside your car
  Drive your car into a highway median”

• 16 darkkommissar // Dec 17, 2008 at 11:30 am

  Dune anyone? It is the Gom Jabbar test…..

  Yes, maximum nerdage…

• 17 clevelandphil // Dec 17, 2008 at 12:54 pm

  Profoundly retarded guy wanted to get downsyndrome with April.

• 18 pal Jacky // Dec 17, 2008 at 3:24 pm

  I think I spotted April at Toys ‘R Us. I even tried to hit on her !!

• 19 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 17, 2008 at 4:00 pm

  Oh fuck you, Jacky. I came here to post that.

  Anyway, good going on the Dune references, guys. Now all we need are some Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy quotes, and we’ll finally be able to ward off the last of those pesky females.

• 20 Annemarie // Dec 17, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  42

• 21 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 17, 2008 at 5:27 pm

  ಠ_ಠ

• 22 Andre // Dec 17, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  Up next…Two Girls, One Fingerbox.

• 23 JohnnyBoy // Dec 18, 2008 at 6:57 am

  “You know,” said Arthur, “it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
  “Why, what did she tell you?”
  “I don’t know, I didn’t listen.”

• 24 darkkommissar // Dec 18, 2008 at 11:07 am

  I need to reread HHGTG again, for the 15th time…..

  MY life IS empty….

• 25 JohnnyBoy // Dec 18, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  “You guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off.”

  Zaphod Beeblebrox

• 26 Bitsey // Dec 19, 2008 at 3:10 pm

  Gmail introduced a feature that helps prevent email-while-intoxicated. Now if someone could just make one for typing while drunk on forums.

  http://blog.wired.com/business/2008/10/googles-mail-go.html

• 27 steve // Dec 20, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  nothing says “don’t have sex with me” like fan fiction.

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