REGISTER or log in
-
www.flickr.com 
More of aprilwinchell's photos
send me an email
MY GAY AGENDA
Amazon gateway
Anything you buy through this gateway will benefit Project Angel Food. You don't have to actually buy Glitter. You probably already have it anyway.
62 responses so far ↓
1 Andre // Dec 22, 2008 at 5:51 pm
The best part was when he caught fire.
2 klabenz // Dec 22, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Priceless.
3 Bitsey // Dec 22, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I’m still trying to figure out what went wrong with the Midas post. Apparently it leaked over here onto that Santa.
As far as singing Santas go, that one isn’t as annoying as others I’ve seen.
On another note, here’s some more Christmas cheer, as seen in a parking lot:
http://tinyurl.com/74bdzb
Warms the cockles.
4 nix // Dec 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm
The head exploding is my favorite part.
5 JohnnyBoy // Dec 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Krispy Kringle !
6 Mr Pete // Dec 22, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I’m guessing this is in celebration of the traditional Dutch holiday figure “Cinderklaas”…
7 Knavish Rogue // Dec 23, 2008 at 8:38 am
I hate myself for loving this.
8 JohnnyBoy // Dec 23, 2008 at 9:12 am
On Comet, On Cupid, On FIRE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 Knavish Rogue // Dec 23, 2008 at 10:01 am
ah ha hahahahahahaha!
10 joshpincusiscrying // Dec 23, 2008 at 11:15 am
Now THAT’S what I call a REAL festival of lights!
11 TW // Dec 23, 2008 at 11:37 am
Santa, you’re FIRED!
12 obscenemom // Dec 23, 2008 at 2:36 pm
What!? No writhing, screaming ball of electronic pain?!
Well, I guess the exploding head was OK.
13 Stretch99 // Dec 23, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Boy his chestnuts were roasting on an open fire
What do you have when you see nuts on your wall? WALNUTS
What do you have when you see nuts on your chest? CHESTNUTS
What do you have when you see nuts on your chin?
…a dick in your mouth
14 pal Jacky // Dec 24, 2008 at 12:01 am
Burning toys just doesn’t cut it once you’ve seen uncle Goddamn. I have the whole DVD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa0ZCTHqvFw
15 pal Jacky // Dec 24, 2008 at 12:05 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTYLgul5Gsg&feature=related
The reason I stay sober is because I have a 12 year old nephew who loves ‘uncle goddamn’. And would just love it if I passed out drunk.
16 socalfrank // Dec 24, 2008 at 1:14 am
Elmo was first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnTZ8-9Oa2Q
17 Here For The Bun Exhibit // Dec 24, 2008 at 8:08 am
Paris says, “That’s hot…”
18 Stretch99 // Dec 24, 2008 at 11:17 am
Stretch and the Burbank Chorale will be on PBS today 12/24 between 3:20 and 3:35 pm today
19 pal Jacky // Dec 24, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I can’t find the clip on Youtube, but on the DVD there’s a segment where a two year old kid on his mom’s knew watches while they ignite uncle goddam yet again.
Cinema verity at its finest.
20 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 24, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Ah, Christmas Eve. The tree is trimmed, the eggnog is properly juiced, and the whole fam-damly is ready to celebrate the birth of everyone’s favorite Jew-zombie by eating rich food, getting wasted on mulled wine, and spending vast amounts of money on things we don’t need.
So, what’ll Santa be bringing you folks? I’m getting some computer parts (vid card, some RAM and a couple of HDDs) and some gun parts (a Stag lower and a classic ‘Nam-style stock). And probably some books I’ll never have time to read.
Oh, and probably a 1 lb box of See’s from my great-aunt… man, life is good.
21 pal Jacky // Dec 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm
My 96 year old grandpa died on Saturday, so it has been kind of tough for me this year. (next year when my inheritance comes in it’ll be another story) and of course, my great grandpa’s colt 45 in a memorial case, he was killed in action in Waco, Texas in 1915.
If you are having trouble getting into the christmas spirit, I suggest watching ‘married with children’holiday show when Santa parachutes into new mall and doesn’t quite make it. They have been showing it all week on Ch 11, tbs and Spike and yet, I still need to pull out my dvd set of MWC season 2 to get the full effect.
22 eBayEnigma // Dec 25, 2008 at 9:39 am
@pal Jacky
Please accept my condolences on the passing of your grandpa. May he rest in peace.
23 jandu // Dec 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
can we light Dane Cook on fire before he makes another movie?
24 Gunner13 // Dec 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
jandu // can we light Dane Cook on fire before he makes another movie?
Oooh, don’t start with that one – there are SO many people who fall into THAT category. We could heat the LA area for a whole week on the fire that would generate.
25 clevelandphil // Dec 25, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Santa Baby—Yes Santa has taken Eartha Kitt in his sleigh to the great beyond.
26 Andre // Dec 26, 2008 at 12:17 pm
So sad. I saw Eartha Kitt perform twenty-some years ago at the Vine St. Bar and Grill. She was drunk and so was I. It was magic!
27 Mr Pete // Dec 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm
It was very sad to hear this yesterday. She seemed like she could go on forever. I found this clip from the Today show from 2 years ago when she was appearing on Broadway at almost 80 years of age (the song she sings at the end seems a fitting tribute and farewell to this amazing woman):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADTgnYA3gv4
28 PeekaBooRevue // Dec 26, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I hope you got better seats than the toilet
29 Jersey Mahoney // Dec 26, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Given what happened in Covina, this clip isn’t the knee-slapper it might have been otherwise.
30 Happy4LA // Dec 26, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I agree Jersey, very eery now to see this clip after that disgusting and disturbing act by that loser in Covina. Ugh!
31 pal Jacky // Dec 27, 2008 at 3:40 pm
C’mon, just because covina is part of L.A. county doesn’t mean isn’t one of the most fucked up places in the state. Everywhere around there is screwy, covina, Azuza, the city of industry. From east L.A take Colima road over the hill into the heart of darkness. That’s the scenic route because it takes you past Nixon’s alma mater, Whittier college. A few years ago there was a nut with an AK47 shooting up a schoolyard in some butt fuck northern Ca town. Yep he was born and bred in the boonies, Hacienda heights.
32 eBayEnigma // Dec 28, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Unfortunately, pal Jacky, you are right about my home town. That’s why I live elsewhere now!
33 pal Jacky // Dec 28, 2008 at 6:14 pm
of course the most ingenious murderers this year are george and Cindy anthony. Not only did the kill off their bratty little grandchild they framed her mother their oen daughter for the crime. This is the best since hugh hefner killed Dorothy stratten and her husband and got off scott free.
34 JohnnyQuest666 // Dec 28, 2008 at 10:05 pm
@Bitsey: I agree about the Midas post being screwy. Not to be off-topic, but does everyone else’s password work? Because I can’t get nothin’…
Is the post funny? Scary? Worth pursuing?
@Jacky: Right on. Even after you get past Azusa and Industry, things stay weird. It’s a little better over the next hill, but then you have Pomona, Fontana, and after that begin the freakish desert towns…
35 pal Jacky // Dec 30, 2008 at 7:16 pm
johnny Q,
you are right. For things to happen in Vegas, one has to get to Vegas. I think the winds were from the northeast during the atomic tests during the 50’s and 60’s.
36 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 30, 2008 at 7:28 pm
And not a word about San Berdoo?
I see some things are too distasteful even for you, Jacky.
37 pal Jacky // Dec 30, 2008 at 10:50 pm
With the exception of a popular ski resort, San Berdoo county is the worst. Actually, in the summer time Big bear is pretty bad as well. Roll up your windows and don’t stop for anything. As i tried to say before, the biggest gamble in vegas is getting their without becoming somebody’s dinner.
38 jim // Dec 31, 2008 at 1:15 am
I spluged on a fancy new laptop for Ye Olde Yule, so this warm salutation is just my way of trying to get the shiny new beast to eat my password:
Merry Time-Off/Holiday-Pay to one & all!
Look out, 2009’s coming – grab a bucket!
39 Andre // Dec 31, 2008 at 12:21 pm
jim – use a towel when looking at internet porn and you won’t spluge on your fancy new laptop.
Happy New Year!
40 Stretch99 // Dec 31, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Andre gets a big Scooby Doo laugh and a Scooby Snax
41 pal Jacky // Dec 31, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Bitsy,
‘Midas’ is just another one of thoseshort porn pieces April is known for. This one has everything that John foley’s spooge touches turns to gold. It’s not as good as the threeway they did with the ‘tard from Toys R’ us. I’m looking forward to the next one. April with a strap on, anally intruding the ‘free credit report dot com’ guy. The minstrel for the service which claims to be free until you log on and they grab your credit card number and start sucking down your net worth.
42 Doug // Dec 31, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Happy New Year, April. It must be amazing to be above Times Square at this moment, looking down at the revelers. You lucky girl. Party down!
43 pal Jacky // Jan 1, 2009 at 3:35 pm
For those interested in seeing those videos just log onto X-tube and search the usual key words like ‘pus’ or ‘lampanelli’ and look for ones where the perverts are wearing cybil shepherd wigs. I can’t be certain the are april and john, but really who else could recreate the diving board scene from ‘the last picture show’ with such authenticity.
44 DavidinBerkeley // Jan 1, 2009 at 7:45 pm
5 points to Andre.
And to everyone, we really need to get our heads together to figure out a gift for Ms. Winchell. We bagged off Christmas and Hanukkah, but we can’t let her birthday (coming up!) pass.
45 DavidinBerkeley // Jan 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
How about a timeshare in Dubai?
46 JohnnyBoy // Jan 1, 2009 at 8:31 pm
a parakeet
47 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 1, 2009 at 10:11 pm
A fag detector.
48 Stretch99 // Jan 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm
5 points to Kathy Griffin
on New Years when she yelled off camera to a male heckler that “she was working” and that she doesn’t go to where he works and ” knocks the dicks out of his mouth”
BRAVA BRAVA
49 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Would’ve been funnier if she said it to Anderson Cooper.
50 DavidinBerkeley // Jan 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
“A fag detector.”
Pointless, Spee. She’s already a magnet.
51 DavidinBerkeley // Jan 2, 2009 at 5:58 pm
2 parakeets would be better. They’d be as noisy as heck and drive her nuts, which would in turn, drive her to comedy. Which she would post here.
Win-win.
52 JohnnyBoy // Jan 3, 2009 at 11:15 am
We can’t name the parakeets Win-win….sound like Panda Bear names
53 pal Jacky // Jan 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
anderson cooper doesn’t have dicks in his mouth on the job. However, he had dicks in his mouth to get his job, honest mistake I guess.
54 pal Jacky // Jan 3, 2009 at 4:52 pm
my friend Milo is a diabetic and in recovery. He’s got a class action lawsuit going. If you are an diabetic addict in your 40’s to 50’s, you too can sue Julie Andrews. her horrific worldview that ‘A spoonful of suger makes the medicine go down… in the most delightful way’ has ruined too many people to be ignored any longer.
55 pal Jacky // Jan 3, 2009 at 6:08 pm
for the real sick fucks out there, Criterion has re-released ’salo-the 120 days of Sodom’. new packaging and perhaps transfer(i lent my original copy to a person who never spoke to me again) It was out of print for a long time. what the world needs now is films where children are boiled in stew pots filled with shit that just look wonderful in flat screen technology.
56 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 3, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Great minds think alike, Jacky… I downloaded that sumbitch off of Demonoid a couple of months ago. 14 gigs, if you can believe it. The extras make it worth a second go-round, though.
Also, amazon.com’s reviews of this film are wonderful. Click on the one star category and be entertained for hours!
“The imagery of the two men kissing with excrement on their faces has been difficult to erase, not to mention the child rapes…” Yeah, you’re tellin’ me, sister.
57 pal Jacky // Jan 3, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I was surprised to see it in the ‘criterion’ section at Borders. I haven’t bought a lot of DVD’s lately, since I’m planning to upgrade to ‘blu-ray’ soon(okay I’ve been saying that for a while) but heck It was on sale, and I haven’t been able to get a copy of it since that small minded person. It’s got the same packaging as Fassbinder’s ‘berlin, alexanderplatz’ and I don’t know if they are repackaging other back catalog items. ‘BA’ being 16mm original, and out of circulation for 20years, I just don’t think it is going to be the film that is raced to blu-ray.
58 pal Jacky // Jan 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I stayed up late with ’salo’ last night and it is the first time I’ve seen it on widescreen since I first saw it in the theater when I was a pup. Numero uno, the wedding feast gives the one in ‘freaks’ a run for the money. Okay, they are totally different, but gosh. Secondly, I’m taken back to how much it looks like the films of Kubrick. Objective camera work and lots of symmetry. Instead of breaking a glass and growing older like in ‘2001′, we have a girl breaking a glass then getting ass-raped for it. I need to rewatch ‘a clockwork orange’. Here’s something subtle, the latin chant that fills much of the final scene is from the nazi composer orff. It is part of ‘carmina burana’ yes it lasts a bit longer than the ‘o fortuna’ used everywhere.
59 JohnnyBoy // Jan 4, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Orff wasn’t a nazi
60 pal Jacky // Jan 5, 2009 at 1:43 pm
actually, it is a little less cut and dried than that. But a lot more interesting. Orff took a few positions held by R. Strauss in 1936 when Strauss’ conscience got too much for him. Hence the case for denazifying strauss has been rather simple. But doesn’t ‘prove’ he was a nazi. It does seem that orff wanted his ‘vaterland’s’ approval and after the trionfi(carmina buranan, catuilli carmina and triononi di aphrodite) he composed two ‘folk opera’s ‘der mond’ and ‘die Kluge’ which earned him much praise from the third reich even though they are really more or less harmless fairy tales and tot real propaganda. After the war he devoted his time to working with children creating music for them to perform. Some of which is rather fascinating and is excellent ‘art phony’ bait because unless told what it is they think it is early minamalism. I like to think that he became so disgusted with adult behavior during the hitler years that he turned his attention to the only innocent things around, the kids.
61 pal Jacky // Jan 5, 2009 at 1:58 pm
one other thing. When it came to musicians. Bernstein wouldn’t conduct orff’s works becuause of his ties to the nazi party but Solti didn’t have that problem. However, lenny was a bit of a loudmouth sir george became the greatest conductor of Wagner in the stereophonic era while not promoting the fact his was Jewish and much of his family died in the camps.
62 pal Jacky // Jan 5, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I suppose writing noncontroversial works that keep one in the the good graces with a rotten regime could be considered better than shostakoitch with his seething resentments and hiding real music(like his symphony #4) and then putting out propagandist drivel like his symphonies 2 and 3. I could go on and on about this, but I think I already have.
You must log in to post a comment.