April Winchell

22 responses so far ↓

• 1 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 20, 2009 at 8:56 pm

  Speaking of singing like a cow…

• 2 linnefaulk // Jan 21, 2009 at 4:58 am

  Oh thank you! I missed THE HAT but saw enough on twitter to make me curious.

• 3 bnaivar // Jan 21, 2009 at 6:27 am

  Fashion should be a statement, not a question.

• 4 Scott // Jan 21, 2009 at 11:34 am

  Thou shalt not blaspheme Aretha the sacrosanct Queen of Soul.

• 5 joshpincusiscrying // Jan 21, 2009 at 11:55 am

  Had Aretha Franklin ever heard “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” before yesterday?

• 6 Doug // Jan 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm

  RESPECT THE HAT, PEOPLE! R-e-s-p-e-c-t the hat. That’s all I’m sayin’.

• 7 pal Jacky // Jan 21, 2009 at 3:12 pm

  maybe she has gone bald. It could be worse, she could have ended up like Gladys Knight.

• 8 yelkcub // Jan 21, 2009 at 6:02 pm

  For some reason, the image reminds me of a piece of sage advice I once heard: Never eat anything bigger than your head.

• 9 clevelandphil // Jan 21, 2009 at 6:18 pm

  I’m not mincing words. She looks like Aunt Jemima Chic.

• 10 JohnnyBoy // Jan 21, 2009 at 8:28 pm

  At my wife’s business, they heard her performance on the worldwide intranet feed, and the audio would occasionally drop out, so it sounded like she sang “My Cunt”

  Urethra !

• 11 Knavish Rogue // Jan 22, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  I got news for you. She did. It went like…

  “My Cunt… (pause) …ry ’tis of thee…”

  They even played it on the Daily Show.

• 12 Andre // Jan 22, 2009 at 5:29 pm

  Reminds me of that scene in The Sound of Music (accents phoneticized):

  Maria: I cahn’t face it, Mother Superior.

  Mother Superior: What is it you cunt face?

• 13 pal Jacky // Jan 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm

  there’s a new batch of people on ‘e-harmony.com.’ ads and they all have big noses too. There is even an asian guy. I’ve never seen such a schnozz on a asian guy before.

• 14 pal Jacky // Jan 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm

  on a brand new ‘tyra’, andy dick has just come out as a bisexual. No shock there. However, he was wearing a suit, speaking calmly, and sitting next to Dr. Drew. Dr. dreew must be stopped before Gary busey ends up a boring blob.

• 15 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm

  Who the hell is Gooch?

  A quick google search tells me that it’s another word for a man’s taint, but I have a hard time believing that April would cook dinner for the area between Auntie Vera’s asshole and nutsack.

• 16 Mr Pete // Jan 23, 2009 at 9:11 pm

  Speedy, you must be relatively young, relatively straight, or both…
  Had your quick google search included both Gooch and Auntie Vera, you would have found:

  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051383/
  and
  http://www.myspace.com/auntievera
  and
  http://veraspeaks.blogspot.com/
  and 7940 others….

• 17 JohnnyBoy // Jan 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm

  Oh, now you’re just being silly

  It’s spelled Knutsack

• 18 Speedy Cerviche // Jan 23, 2009 at 10:11 pm

  I checked the IKEA catalog, and it’s actually Knütsåck.

• 19 pal Jacky // Jan 24, 2009 at 12:08 am

  the japanese ‘what a wonderful world’ video made ‘the soup’ this week. Now if they just realize the creepy voice over guy on ‘magic secrets exposed’ is Mitch Pilleggi(sp?) from the X-files, i’ll be happy.

• 20 socalfrank // Jan 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm

  I like this one of the ShamWow guy
  http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/2757-shamwow.html

• 21 clevelandphil // Jan 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm

  Or when Lucy Ricardo said, “Shit down”.

• 22 pal Jacky // Jan 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm

  auntie vera took his name from a character played by Coral browne Vincent price’s last wife… I’m tellin’ ye Mick is david croneneberg. They fell in love on the set of ‘theater of blood’ ,Price dresses as a really queeny hairdresser, along side Diana rigg in mandrag and kills browne’s character with electric curlers gone frankenstein. Kind of puts that brad and angie mr. and mrs. smith thing into a proper perspective.

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