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It’s Official

February 7th, 2009 · 17 Comments

Mickey Rourke is back.

When French chicks start flashing their cans at you, you’re a star again. It’s true.

You think this happens to Billy Zabka? You think Jaleel White sees this shit when he’s coming out of Check Into Cash?

No, this is the kind of thing that only happens when you’re back in that tiny zip code of fame, basking in that nanosecond of public adoration.

Enjoy it, Mickey. We’ll be tearing you apart soon enough.

Tags: Celebutards

17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Scott // Feb 7, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Mickey Rourke, eh? I think I would rather be the butcher ar Gelsons.

  • 2 Andre // Feb 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Dammit, Scott, you beat me to it.

    This shit’s getting way too complicated for me!

  • 3 Daredevil o' Western Avenue // Feb 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Could he have a least taken the time to stop and smell the flowers? Was
    somebody filming for the Festival De Cannes?… and really, does that chick have a medical
    gown on?
    http://www.shesocrazy.com/2122389/mickey-rourkes-titty-flasher

  • 4 pal Jacky // Feb 7, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Chock this up to the ‘jerry lewis phenomena’, Ever since ‘barfly’, Mickey Rouke has been considered a dramatic icon in France. In other words, he’s never gone away there. I know it is rather repulsive, but what else is new when it comes to this third world country?

  • 5 Nusa // Feb 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Wardrobe malfunction! She’s still half-covered.

    Hey, did you notice the guy actually tipped his hat? I didn’t think anyone did that anymore.

  • 6 pal Jacky // Feb 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    tragic news. Leykis will still be on locally here in L.A.
    I knew both him and Carlos mencia getting the axe within three months was too good to be true.

  • 7 Doug // Feb 7, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    The French may suck, but ya gotta admit, their Grey Goose vodka is tops.

  • 8 clevelandphil // Feb 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Boobarazzi!!!

  • 9 Gunner13 // Feb 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Daredevil o’ Western Avenue // Feb 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    “Could he have a least taken the time to stop and smell the flowers?”
    ———————————
    How do you know that he didn’t? All we have are 2 photos here!

  • 10 dieselbreath // Feb 9, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Wrong topic, but about the twitter post where you wondered about the language: Indonesian. It seems pretty clear that they’re quoting you as the source of those lovely, lovely Obama sound bites. Also it says “Aktris” next to your name, which I suppose means “actress”.

  • 11 Stretch99 // Feb 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    the blonde seems to be a member of SAG and should get a nom as “least supported actress ” in a soft core porn

  • 12 JohnnyBoy // Feb 9, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Behold ! I am the powerful Nippelina !

  • 13 Kandi // Feb 9, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Poor Mickey… those really are some bad boobies. I’d offer mine, but they’re currently freezing cold.

  • 14 Speedy Cerviche // Feb 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    I will love Mickey Rourke as long as he plays Marv. Every other casting decision in that movie sucked major ass, but man, Marv was spot on.

  • 15 pal Jacky // Feb 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Actually, those are a cut above their normal disgusting boobs. The French are an ugly, lazy, arrogant stupid bunch of winos. They invented perfume, but perfer the smell of B.O.. They have the greatest collective of stolen art treasures in the world, it is called ‘the louvre’. They look down at tourists now matter how hard they try to pronounce the their chicken-cluck-like language even though the Frencj all speak perfect English when presented with a gold Visa card. During wars, they never put up much of a fight, probably because most of them know their country has little of value to offer. Before the ‘euro’ they graced their money with such hop-heads as Berlioz. At first it seems odd that they treat their old whores better than stateswomen, until one realizes that the stateswomen are actually nothing but a bunch of whores anyhow. They stole existentialism from the germans and started an entire movement around the works of Edgar allen poe. An old nursery rhyme seems to sum up this group of degenerates best of all “The French they are a funny race,
    they speak with their hands and fuck with their face.”

  • 16 pal Jacky // Feb 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    oh those are post 9/11 thoughts. I have actually lightened up on those frog and snail eating parasites due to all the ‘freedom fries’ bullshit that our country went through. Notice I didn’t mention how Debussy went to germany to listen to Wagner, then denouced the greatest operacomposer of all time, only to compose the boring ‘tristan und Isolde’ rip off, ‘Pellias et Misilanda’.

  • 17 Doug // Feb 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Actually those are rather nice, natural titties, with emphasis on the _natural_. In this age of silicone and saline, we tend to forget what they look like otherwise.

    Did they also get this on YouTube, by any stroke of luck?

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