April Winchell

Well, it’s that time of year again! The joyous celebration of something or other, when we dip things in salt water and complain about how dry the brisket is.

What better way to celebrate the angel of death passing over your condo than with an all-new category of MP3s? Just click over to my Mp3 Library, and help yourself to a steaming Seder plate of Jew-tracks I’ve affectionately called, oyTunes.

I’ve uploaded 16 very special selections to get you started. That’s enough for a full-length CD! Yes, you can rip them and burn them, just like the kids do. And think what a hit you’ll be at Tante Esther’s when you bust out these borscht beats. Talk about a Groyse Macher!

Best of all, these MP3s are free! A metsieh fun a ganef!

Here’s what you get:

1. Hava Nagila (Johnny Puleo & his Harmonica Gang)
2. Stayin’ Inside (Two Live Jews)
3. Knish Doctor (Mickey Katz, also known as the father of Joel Grey)
4. Kosher Disco (Benny Bell)
5. Throw the Jew Down the Well (Borat Sagdiyev)
6. Theme from The Muppets (in Hebrew)
7. Satisfaction (Sam Chaplin)
8. The Afikomen Mambo (Rabbi Joe Black)
9. How Much is that Pickle in the Window (Mickey Katz)
10. Matzoh Ball Soup (Slim Gaillard)
11. Far From the Home I Love (The Barry Sisters swing Fiddler on the Roof)
12. Pincus the Peddler (Benny Bell)
13. Crazy Jew Rap (Unknown)
14. Matzoh Number 5 (Lou Bagel)
15. Hi Digga Dig Dig Dum (The Chai Lo’s)
16. Shalom Alechem (Meshugga Beach Party) From Twenty Songs of the Chosen Surfer

So go ahead! Grab a CD and fardrai zich dem kop!

I’ll just sit here in the dark.