April Winchell

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• 1 EverybodysLittlePony // Apr 18, 2009 at 5:24 pm

  “I have this great idea for a piece of code that scans the page for keywords and then places a banner ad based on the results! Whaddaya think?”

  “It’s brilliant! What could possibly go wrong with that?”

• 2 clevelandphil // Apr 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm

  If you watch Brokeback Mountain backward it’s about a gay guy who comes back from the dead, gets buttfucked by a co-worker who swallows his own spit then turns straight.

• 3 Davezilla // Apr 18, 2009 at 9:48 pm

  I used to be an art director for a chain of local newspapers. I got reamed one time for placing a 1/2 page smoking ad on the same page as the obituaries.

• 4 Andre // Apr 18, 2009 at 11:30 pm

  I like it.

  Don’t forget the part where he gives the co-worker one of his two favorite shirts.

• 5 coasterboy // Apr 18, 2009 at 11:55 pm

  Congrats ! A Wedding! Fab!

• 6 Erik no longer in Santa Monica // Apr 19, 2009 at 12:01 am

  HOOOOORAY!!!!

  Congratulations April!!!!

  Who’s gonna be the bridesmaid?

  Does Wing do weddings??

• 7 chrisbcritter // Apr 19, 2009 at 1:59 am

  AT LAST!!! Congratulations, Mazel Tov, and endless joy to you both!

  (I’d better start wrapping that autographed copy of Dr. Laura’s “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands”…)

  OK everyone, where do you think the wedding, the reception and the honeymoon should be held? (THAT should be good for about 40 more posts.)

• 8 PeekaBooRevue // Apr 19, 2009 at 7:48 am

  Congrats to you both! *hugs*

  I think the wedding will be held somewhere out of the papparazzi eye. Don’t need them spoiling everything. THATS for sure.

• 9 Merujo // Apr 19, 2009 at 9:24 am

  Nice to see you linked on Gawker just now!

• 10 Ira Shlamazel // Apr 19, 2009 at 9:26 am

  Have you told John yet?

• 11 pal Jacky // Apr 19, 2009 at 2:37 pm

  The thing about toddlers is that they are so rare you don’t want to waste eating roasted on anything less than Mesquite chips.
  Of course, when my concept of baby ranches catches on(J. swift wasn’t visionary enough), then perhaps kingsford will pay me lots of money to say their product is fabuu and i’ll reconsider.

• 12 bnaivar // Apr 19, 2009 at 3:49 pm

  So are you going to stop having sex now or wait until after the wedding?

• 13 jim // Apr 19, 2009 at 8:03 pm

  Ad-linking is a beautiful thing.

  Hearty congratulations on your impending respectablity – never fear, I hear you can remain a depraved heretic now with no fear of garrotting or burning at the stake, even after you get a ball & chain.

• 14 DavidinBerkeley // Apr 21, 2009 at 11:06 am

  The article in question is pretty horrifying on its own. Breeding unchecked by types like this makes me remember that an agency once told me that they REALLY, REALLY want me to have own a car before I could adopt a child.

  “It’s not a requirement. It’s a request,” she said, sounding too much like those mindless customer-service types that AW imitates.

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