Well, I’ve done it.
I’ve gone and put some premium content on the site. Is that incredible or what?
Now you can download 9 Highlight reels, representing the very best stuff from the KFI years. Each reel is an hour or more, with a jewel case insert in PDF format. And each installment is only $1.
Now I realize this is all culled from stuff that’s already on the site for free. And if you want to waste precious years of your life looking for one actual joke, have at it.
But why bother, when longtime ex-listener Craig has already done it for you? He subjected himself to that torture, so that you could simply spend one dollar for an hour of unadulterated, unspoiled hilarity. Think of him as your comedy food taster.
And if you like these, keep an eye out for the next batch: 25 Highlight Reels from my shows with Mr. KABC!
Now I only get 75¢ per download, so I’m not looking to buy Candy Spelling’s mansion any time soon. But I hope to get a sense of whether selling digital content will work for you. If this is really a viable thing, I’ll start podcasting again and you can get new shit for your buck.
See what you think and let me know. Visit the “Premium” link at the top of the page, or just click here.
14 responses so far ↓
1 Ojoya // Apr 26, 2009 at 12:24 pm
It’s like freakin’ CHRISTMAS!! …Well, a cross between the 12 (drunken) Days of Xmas and Jingle Cats…. Pure mind-numbing heaven!!
2 dieselbreath // Apr 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm
OK, I bought the nine reels. I’d write a comment but I’m having an orgasm of the heart.
3 Ira Shlamazel // Apr 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Now THATS what I’m talkin’ about!
I’m just going to sit here with baited breath waiting for the podcast!
I would advertise, but that would just make you all accomplices, and no one wants that.
Thanks April!
4 Speedy Cerviche // Apr 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm
hello imaprilwinchell the HIGHLIGHTE Rjoin my community of HIGHLIGHTERS if you payme enough iwill give you access to a secret area of PREMIUM QUALITY
April, you’re crazy like a fool!
5 Speedy Cerviche // Apr 26, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Hmm, I don’t like that Wordpress fucked up my quote by replacing the emoticon with a friggin’ picture. Let’s try that again:
;)
Yeah, there we go.
6 pal Jacky // Apr 26, 2009 at 8:02 pm
are you going to start throwing sushi parties for fun and profit again soon?
7 pal Jacky // Apr 26, 2009 at 8:10 pm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0344236/
Here’s a recommendation for a film to sell. I don’t know how this slipped through the cracks for me, but I only found it a few months ago. I was sitting there watching ‘LMC” late one night wondering how I could have lived all these years without seeing Kirstie ally as a retard. Puts the whole Julette lewis/sean penn/Rosie O’donnell thing into prespective
8 Andre // Apr 27, 2009 at 12:48 am
My dear, your show is all highlights.
9 Ira Shlamazel // Apr 27, 2009 at 8:09 am
Thanks, Jacky! It even has Martha Burns from Slings & Arrows! What a bonus!
I will be ordering that today!
I can’t wait!
I’ve had too much coffee!
10 DavidinBerkeley // Apr 27, 2009 at 11:46 am
I can’t say I’ll be buying the highlight reels, since I agree with Andre.
I’ll have to wait for the new content.
11 Ira Shlamazel // Apr 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm
DavidinBerkeley:
Why do you hate America?
BUY THE DAMN REELS! It’s nine bucks, and until you do, no new content for you!
I think you missed Andre’s point.
It will show April that it is worth creating new content, i.e. a podcast.
12 Mr Pete // Apr 27, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I would SO pay for another sushi party!
And, I’m still waiting for the signed & numbered limited-editions of “Flashing The Butcher” to go on sale. I have a blank wall in my office reserved…
13 Ira Shlamazel // Apr 27, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Besides, April needs the money for her dowry.
14 norelpref // May 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I bought it. I imbibed, aurally. I enjoyed. Money and time well spent. Einstein and Adam Smith would be proud. Or at least mildly amused.
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