April Winchell

21 responses so far ↓

• 1 DavidinBerkeley // May 18, 2009 at 11:52 am

  I usually say something sarcastic or dorky, but I just can’t this time. It’s a really nice picture.

• 2 Speedy Cerviche // May 18, 2009 at 12:32 pm

  This is so Photoshopped.

• 3 Stretch99 // May 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm

  …and she was all “YELLOW” ( with apologies to COLDPLAY)

• 4 Ira Shlamazel // May 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm

  Photoshopped only to try and reign in some of April’s mind-numbing beauty so poor dear sad old Martha could feel just a little bit less like the enormous sea-cow she is slowly becoming.

  A very tastefully coiffed sea-cow.

• 5 Ira Shlamazel // May 18, 2009 at 1:18 pm

  Stretch99:

  Apologies to Colplay?!? WTF??

  They should apologize to us!!

• 6 Gina // May 18, 2009 at 2:44 pm

  Video or it didn’t happen.

• 7 Ira Shlamazel // May 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm

  Gina, perhaps you could elucidate?

  Do you mean the photo is a video frame?

• 8 rosebud // May 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm

  Your eyelashes are so long. How dooo you do it?

• 9 Andre // May 19, 2009 at 1:04 am

  Face it, April. Her head is bigger than yours, so she’ll always be a bigger star.

  I didn’t make the rules. I just know them.

• 10 Andre // May 19, 2009 at 1:23 am

  Um…you still look great…

• 11 joshpincusiscrying // May 19, 2009 at 7:50 am

  Is Martha standing on a higher platform like a pharmacist? Great photo, though.

• 12 goofydes // May 19, 2009 at 8:00 am

  Besides being taller, Mothra is also standing in front of April and not beside her.

• 13 Scott // May 19, 2009 at 8:23 am

  Usually I have no use for Martha but I must say that it is a nice picture and Martha was gracious to send it.

• 14 bnaivar // May 19, 2009 at 9:00 am

  “SIGN the picture?!, Hell NO, I’m not going to sign the picture! I already signed that damned old book she brought.”

• 15 Stretch99 // May 19, 2009 at 10:10 am

  “Apologies to Colplay?!? WTF??”

  You steal one persons song and the public goes all ape shit…

• 16 Ira Shlamazel // May 19, 2009 at 12:24 pm

  S-99-

  Who cares about stealing, they just suck pig’s blood…

  For reasons I am unable to properly explain- I equate the quantity of suck to Oasis and The Winehouse Disaster.

  Just hearing the names makes me want to throttle the nearest hipster with piano wire.

  But I never have. Almost.

• 17 Ira Shlamazel // May 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm

  http://www.latfh.com/

• 18 Stretch99 // May 19, 2009 at 12:35 pm

  Try listening to Coldplay stoned
  I like it both ways – same with Oasis

• 19 Speedy Cerviche // May 19, 2009 at 4:16 pm

  Why would I want to ruin a perfectly good buzz by listening to Coldplay or Oasis? Way I see it, if I don’t like shitty music when I’m straight, I probably won’t like it when I’m stoned either.

• 20 Ira Shlamazel // May 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm

  I agree with Speedy. It’s contrived shit sober or not.

  Speaking of sobriety, as you pull that bottle of Popov down from the shelf tonight, remember to slug one back for Mickey. And then another for his widow, Minnie.

  Sad.

• 21 Speedy Cerviche // May 19, 2009 at 7:59 pm

  And just because this needs to be said every time Oasis is mentioned: Blur was far superior. Neither was very good, but Blur was clearly the better of the two. This is completely due to Damon Albarn, who is a minor musical genius.

  Shit, that’s sad about Wayne Allwine. I met him when I was a small child. It always sucks when a cartoon character dies. We can take a small comfort, however, in the fact that his final IMDb credit will probably turn out to be the greatest work of his career. That’s called going out on a high note, people.

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