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Wing it

May 20th, 2009 · 10 Comments

Sing along, won’t you?

 
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Dey tol him doan you eva come aroun heeyah
Doan wan to see your faye betha dissapea
Deffiyah in de sigh and de worst a rearry cree
So bead it, juss bead it

You betta run you betta dooo what you ken
Doan wanna see no butt, doan be a metal man
You wanna be top betta dooo what you ken
So bead it, but you wanna be bed

Juss beatty, beatty
No one want to be deep-heated
Show in den how funky and straw is yo fright
It doesn’t matta who is wrong or rye
Juss beady, juss beady
Juss bead it, juss beatty

We ought to gay you, betta leeeeve while you ken
Doan wanna be a boy, wanna be a men
You wanna stay ally, betta dooo what you ken
Juss bead it, juss beady

You have to surround dat you really not scare
You playing wit yo lie, diss ain’t no true or dare
Dey will paint you den dey beat you den dey tell it’s fair
So bead it, but you wanna be bed

Juss beatty, be it
No one want to be dee fee tit
Show in den how funky and straw is yo fright
It doesn’t matta who is wrong or rye
Juss beady, beady
No one want to be defeatty
So in den how funky is straw is yo fie
It doesn’t matta who is wrong or rye
Juss beady
Beady, beady, beally, beatty
Billy, beanie, beanie, beanie

Tags: MP3s · Terrible Music · WTF

10 responses so far ↓

  • 1 ListenerJustin // May 20, 2009 at 11:06 am

    Wing’s voice in an incredible instrument, reminiscent of a crazed derelict playing a handsaw in the park. I hope her career spans another 10 years. I’m praying like hell for her to peak, retire temporarily to “find herself,” and then release a series of comeback albums before going on a reunion tour with all of her voice coaches, performing a medley of tracks from “Rent.”

  • 2 Auntie Vera Charles // May 20, 2009 at 11:08 am

    You’re killing me. I adore you.

  • 3 Gunner13 // May 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Damn, that was umm, something. Not certain what it was precisely, but Lord it wasn’t good.

    She sounds like she’s 1000 years old – can’t she just shut up and go away?

    ListenerJustin, you have her “voice” pegged. Do you think we could get her to sing for Kim Jung Mentally Ill, Achmadinijad and Osama Bin Ladin?

    Or does that constitute torture? I am SO not sure.

  • 4 Scott // May 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    She has more albums out that all of us put together. :-)

  • 5 Andre // May 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Oh Christ, I need a glass of Jesus Juice…now!

  • 6 DavidinBerkeley // May 20, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Her website says she had a live concert in SF, at the Castro Theater. http://www.wingmusic.co.nz/

    ON NEW YEAR’S FREAKIN’ EVE!

  • 7 Stretch99 // May 21, 2009 at 10:38 am

    I listened to the whole track and now feel all dirty… much like a young boy after a Michael Jackson sleepover

  • 8 Gunner13 // May 21, 2009 at 11:10 am

    Hey DavidinBerkeley,

    That just goes to show you that some people have nothing better to do on New Year’s Eve (personnaly I stay home or hang out a friend’s place, but suum cuique.

  • 9 clyderob // May 22, 2009 at 6:30 am

    Even my cat was disturbed by this.

  • 10 Catman51 // May 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    She’s outdone herself.
    My ears are bleeding….

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