April Winchell

Do you remember that story from years ago, about that supermarket that was selling old, tainted meat?

They were giving the steaks a little bleach bath to freshen them up, and then throwing them right back out in the store again, hoping people wouldn’t smell how old they were.

Well that’s exactly what’s going on here today! Old, shows, carefully trimmed to hide the bad parts, and profesionally repackaged to make you think you haven’t been down this aisle before. Genius!

So go ahead. Slap on a bib on and dig in to 4 steaming planks of well marbled radio. Fatty, gamey, bloated and a little saucy – just the way you like it!

Sunday, April 1, 2001
The April Fools Show
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Saturday, April 7, 2001
Brad Garrett tells the joke that got him banned from The Tonight Show
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Saturday, April 14, 2001
Skinhead personals and a chat with Larry Thomas, The Soup Nazi*
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Sunday, April 15, 2001
The Easter Show, featuring the world’s first radio call-in egg hunt
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In other news, 10 new eBay auctions start at 7:00 tonight!

This round has some good stuff in it, like signed Mark Ryden Art, a rare piece of Kevin Spacey memorabilia, autographed movie posters, Disney cast exclusives and a terrifying Carol Channing doll that must be seen to be believed.

And speaking of April 1st shows, I’m selling an assortment of memorabilia from my appearance on Martha Stewart last month; a signed photo, Martha’s autographed cookbook and the yellow rain slicker I wore on the show! And how perfect is a Land’s End slicker for exposing yourself at the bus stop? It’s even got my name tag on it!

Come back later for links, or just go here starting at 7:00 PM. Everything will be up by 7:45.

*Look for a special Soup Nazi/April Winchell/Best Friend Roy/Kevin Spacey eBay auction at 7:40 PM tonight!