April Winchell

9 responses so far ↓

• 1 Ira Shlamazel // Jun 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm

  Ha!

  I needed that!

• 2 John Foley // Jun 4, 2009 at 4:04 pm

  That oughta do it!

• 3 pal Jacky // Jun 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm

  actually my 12 year old nephew does something that has convinced me that there is a good probablity. Not that he acts like a skinny eric cartman or stuart from ‘mad TV’, though there is that element.
  Every video game where you have to choose a character, he always chooses a girl. In guitar hero he’s banging away as a little joan jett clone. In super mario kart he’s princess peach. street fighter he’s Chun Li. Many games will have like one token girl and that is the one he chooses, always.

• 4 Auntie Vera Charles // Jun 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm

  Why did that make me hot?

• 5 Gunner13 // Jun 4, 2009 at 7:19 pm

  WTF indeed! I figured out what a castrato is, but anyone who can’t tell the difference between that and a tenor is deeply stupid (thus the question in the first place?).

  Listen to this and tell me what you think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-S3uoeTXg

  The reply made the whole thing however – thanks!

  Jacky, yeah, he has a problem. Auntie, you’re loosing it!

• 6 coasterboy // Jun 4, 2009 at 8:30 pm

  Jacky, sounds like he might be transgendered, not gay. Unless he’s sucking cock while playing the video games….

• 7 bnaivar // Jun 5, 2009 at 4:42 am

  …and if he’s too busy eating pussy, he’s a lesbian.

• 8 pal Jacky // Jun 5, 2009 at 10:29 am

  nonetheless, I’ll be proud of him no matter what… as long as he appears at least once on ‘the jerry springer show’.

  and a castrato is a soprano. church music from the Renaissance was filled with those. Now they just molest the kids, but leave their junk intact. I guess it is a form of progression.
  there are some extremly high voiced squealing pigs known as ‘counter tenors’ which usually sing those roles these days.
  of course Leonard bernstein used a real life ‘boy soprano’ in his last recording of mahler’s 4th. He was a dying genius so no one dared mention how uncomfortable it made everybody.

• 9 Noodling_Appendage // Jun 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm

  Jacky, among video gamers, selection of a female character is not a good method to determine sexual preference . If you’re going to spend a lot of time staring at a screen playing a game, it might as well have something interesting to look at. After all, have you ever seen a video game with female characters that weren’t anatomically exaggerated fap material?

  Although, 12 does seem a little young for this.

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