Comments on: Now open on Sundays

By: John Foley

John Foley — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:51:30 +0000

Where do you think I’ve been all day?

Ira Shlamazel — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:14:45 +0000

magician5, Chocolate penis hats? Really? How does it stay on? Wouldn’t it just get lost up there? Worse, wouldn’t it melt?

And don’t get me started on yeast infections!

magician5 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:38:57 +0000

April, you usually go right to the heart of a subject, but this time you shoulda gone that last step:

joshpincusiscrying — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:35:00 +0000

Every time I see something like this, I say “THANK GOD ALMIGHTY FOR THE INTERNET!”

Ira Shlamazel — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:15:13 +0000

Penile fedora. I doubt very seriously those two words have ever been in such close proximity. I am quite proud.

Before the interwebs, these thoughts never left my head.
Well, aren’t you lucky!

Ira Shlamazel — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:10:48 +0000

If this were true, it would open the doors to a whole new world of penis puppetry that I for one could get very excited about!