Well, it’s been a tough week.
First, we lose Farrah. And as if that weren’t heartbreaking enough, now we have this second tragedy to overcome.
And of course I’m talking about Transformers 2.
I like to think that this is where I really serve a purpose. I am your cultural rodeo clown, just trying to make you laugh and keep the bull away.
So let’s all do this together. Let’s just open up a steaming bag of crap and take a big, healing breath.
Speaking of healing, let’s talk about this:
I got it at Goodwill for 99¢. Don’t hate.
It’s a 2 CD set, but the second CD is missing. That’s probably a blessing.
Here’s an 18 minute healing meditation to get you started on your road to wellness. She has a beautiful voice, don’t you think? There’s nothing more relaxing than listening to a woman who sounds like Telly Savalas after a carton of Camels.
While you’re listening, you might ask yourself how it is that Sylvia can heal you, but can’t heal her own larynx.
And as long as we’re listening to crap, another KFI show is now online for your listening pleasure. This one is from June 23, 2001, and you can listen to it here.
And in a strange coincidence, the last hour of this show is missing. I plan to ask Sylvia about that, as soon as I can get out of the silver netting.
In a remarkably fortunate twist of fate, our own Mick has donated an enormous box of crap to the cause, and his crap is actually a lot better than mine ever was. It’s kind of wonderful, really.
Not only that, but I got a brand new sewing machine this week, so the quality of the actual sacks is getting a lot better too. I can even sew my name on the back. Hell, I can sew anything. If you have a special message you want sewn on your sack, it can now be done!
I have enough crap for about 5 more bags, and then I’m out of the crap business. Hanging up my crapula, as they say. So if you’ve been thinking about it, do it now.
Regret is a terrible thing.
13 responses so far ↓
1 TalkinHorse // Jun 26, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Has anybody ever seen a headline that reads “Psychic Wins Lottery!”?
2 TalkinHorse // Jun 26, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Actually, I find listening to Sylvia Browne drone on and on in the background to be oddly soothing.
3 Glo // Jun 26, 2009 at 7:32 pm
404 on June 23, 2001 link
4 April // Jun 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Fixed. Thank you Glo.
5 pal Jacky // Jun 26, 2009 at 8:26 pm
I was in FYE today(a record/DVD/Video game store in the same building that used to house the torrance Tower). they were playing micheal jackson, of course. The man wrote lots of bad music. I was in the checkout and the clerk asked me what I thought about micheal jackson More absorbed in finding a used historic recording of Oistrakh playing ravel for $3.99. I replied ‘goodbye to bad garbage’. What is wrong with the younger generation?
I was told I could have been a little more polite. was MJ polite when he was fucking the ‘home alone’ kid while his pet monkey looked on?
6 Andre // Jun 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’ve been listening to Farrah’s “You” and weeping.
7 Andre // Jun 26, 2009 at 9:33 pm
By the way, has anyone else noticed the secondary title to Transformers…Revenge of the Fallen…works out as ROTF.
No laughing…just rolling on the floor.
I can do that at home.
8 xlistnerliz // Jun 27, 2009 at 10:46 am
Sylvia sounds like Susan Estrich having an out of body experience. Terrifying…..
9 pal Jacky // Jun 27, 2009 at 4:46 pm
anyone fucking complaining about too much micheal jackson coverage just has to bit this fact in perspective. How much John and Kate crap has anyone heard since thursday around 3 in the afternoon.
10 exit // Jun 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Anyone ever hear of Sky Saxon
11 RCoA // Jun 27, 2009 at 10:56 pm
This CD would have been perfect revenge against me; I despise Sylvia Browne. I wrote a seething blog post where I shared my ‘psychic vision’ for her death. I feel weird about linking to it, but if any sleuths are interested, the reward includes 3 videos of Sylvia fucking up pretty badly.
12 Gunner13 // Jun 28, 2009 at 11:06 am
Wow, what a weird and unnerving mix of pseudo Christianity, Buddhism, pop psychology and other assorted junk (Crystal Cathedralis a registered trademark of Reverend Schuler HyperOptimism Enterprises and not used by permission).
I don’t think that gold therapy works quite the way ol’ Sylvia thinks it does (and if my spin turns to gold I will A. Have a hard time moving around and B. Bet set upon by gold hungry thieves everywhere). Nor is her “acuity of knowledge” of physiology quite convincing. And I am not a tube (or a tuba) for God.
WTF? What might be on the missing 2nd CD is just scary as can be.
Justice is behind my butt? Well, that explains a lot.
13 Gunner13 // Jun 28, 2009 at 11:07 am
I would go on, but my will to live has been destroyed (or put to sleep, I am not sure which).
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