April Winchell

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• 1 godzthor1 // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:33 am

  Is it too late for Billy Mays to jump aboard?

• 2 linnefaulk // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:38 am

  I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps Heath better let Billy drive for a while.

• 3 Gunner13 // Jun 28, 2009 at 10:53 am

  @godzthor1: Now let’s not start that kind of thing! We would need a greyhound bus right away I do believe.

  Frankly, I don’t know why the other 3 let MJ ride with them at all. I mean, he’s likely headed for Hell – specifically, Circle Eight (The Fraudulent); Trench I (Panderers and Seducers), if you follow Dante.

  I would venture to say that none of the others are going that direction. Nice little flash video however.

  Hey, where’s David Carradine? Shouldn’t he be ridding with them? Or is he dragging along behind attached to the towing pintle? That hurts just thinking about it.

• 4 steve // Jun 28, 2009 at 11:18 am

  godzthor1, you beat me to it… Billy Mays would be sloshing his drank around, not a care in the world, OxyClean tub tucked under his arm…

• 5 Andre // Jun 28, 2009 at 11:20 am

  Poor Billy Mays. I know a lot of bear lovers who will be distraught at this news.

• 6 Gunner13 // Jun 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm

  I still think it’s hilarious that in the initial rush to “venerate” the memory of MJ that his fans left flowers and other “tributes” on the star belonging to radio talk show host Michael Jackso because MJ’s was covered up by a carpet during an award ceremony (that’s irony for you).

  I guess they couldn’t tell the difference between a record and a radio microphone. Really sad and pathetic. Just like MJ’s life – and his death.

• 7 exit // Jun 28, 2009 at 4:06 pm

  With the Funeral planning now underway why not make it a green event by consolidating into one
  This would save miles of travel to cover the events just saving megawatts of energy and by having
  All the funerals take place the same time there would be equal shared coverage there could
  Be pool reporters coverage curbing the carbon Footprint makes the difference.

• 8 ShannonS // Jun 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm

  I am hoping someone can help me establish my celebutard deaths in three count.

  Is Billy Mays a 1 or a 2?

  Carradine, McMahon, Fawcett
  Jackson, Mays, ????

  Or do I have it wrong?

• 9 thefifthbeatle // Jun 29, 2009 at 8:01 am

  @ShannonS – I had it as McMahon, Fawcett, MJ. I don’t consider Billy Mays a celebrity per se, so I just left him out.

• 10 nylasor // Jun 29, 2009 at 11:24 am

  I was more shocked about Billy Mays than I was about Michael Jackson. I think it goes Carradine, McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson, Mays, Gayle Storm, and now Fred Travalena.

• 11 Stretch99 // Jun 29, 2009 at 1:05 pm

  Billy shoulda used Oxi Clean on his arteries

• 12 Stretch99 // Jun 29, 2009 at 4:23 pm

  ‘Poor Billy Mays. I know a lot of bear lovers who will be distraught at this news”

  I was so looking forward to a Richard Kearn/Billy Mays all Bear version of the Odd Couple at the Burt Reynolds dinner theatre

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• 14 aristan // Jun 30, 2009 at 10:15 pm

  @thefifthbeatle & @ShannonS -

  Billy Mays was the bonus 4th death if you ordered within 24 hours.

• 15 MyMonoclePoppedOut // Jul 9, 2009 at 6:25 am

  there’s a Starbucks in heaven?

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