April Winchell

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• 1 Ed Haskell // Jun 30, 2009 at 2:03 am

  I am just so damned amazed that there is indeed a camel on the hill – allaluja

  A Camel named ‘Benny Hill’

  Here’s a car called a Camel on a hill in England

  Here’s a hill in China shaped like a Camel.

  And who knew there’s a wild animal park at a winery in the Napa Valley

  And of course how can we leave out ‘racing camels down a hill.’

  A town in England called Camel Hill

  A rock on a hill in the desert that arguably may look like a camel.

  Then, finally I found it – your plain old camel on a hill.

• 2 Scott // Jun 30, 2009 at 6:26 am

  She don’t hold a candle to Wing.

• 3 thefifthbeatle // Jun 30, 2009 at 7:32 am

  That video is FANTASTIC. He’s such a diva.

• 4 thefifthbeatle // Jun 30, 2009 at 7:34 am

  …and possibly related to Wing if his pronunciation is any indication.

• 5 Scott // Jun 30, 2009 at 12:18 pm

  That’s a he?! Oh God, I DO need new glasses.

• 6 Stretch99 // Jun 30, 2009 at 3:13 pm

  ****ROAD TRIP*****

  Michael Jackson’s body will be taken to Neverland Ranch in California for a public viewing on Friday, CNN has learned.

• 7 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm

  If The April Winchell Show were still on the air, I wouldn’t have to find these things for myself:

  http://www.neatorama.com/2009/06/28/prostitute-traded-sex-for-frito-lay-chips/

• 8 DavidinBerkeley // Jun 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm

  Stretch: I would love to have the Sno-cone concession for THAT event.

• 9 pal Jacky // Jun 30, 2009 at 4:23 pm

  http://www.hollywoodcelebgossips.com/2009/06/28/michael-jacksons-brain-kept-for-medical-examination/

  So is it going to be stored with Einstein’s or John Wayne Gacy’s?

• 10 RCoA // Jun 30, 2009 at 7:01 pm

  I love gay ESL music.

• 11 Gunner13 // Jun 30, 2009 at 8:08 pm

  WTF indeed!
  @RCoA: I am not dead certain that WAS English (or Engrish either).

  @Stretch99: So sad I will be out of state that day (I don’t care what day they hold it – I’m gone).

• 12 Gunner13 // Jun 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm

  Anyone have ANY idea what the actual lyrics might have been?

  Just wondering. Probably still cra*ppy, but you just never know.

• 13 Stretch99 // Jul 1, 2009 at 9:50 am

  I wouldn’t touch his BARRAH with PAL JACKY’s camel

  I think the language is called CHANGLISH

• 14 Twitted by TheWonderdogs // Jul 1, 2009 at 12:17 pm

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• 15 clevelandphil // Jul 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  Yet another one——-Karl Malden.

• 16 pal Jacky // Jul 1, 2009 at 2:43 pm

  Karl malden?
  I had ten bucks the next would be Patrick Swayze.

• 17 goofydes // Jul 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm

  Please do not go to Neverland Ranch…I am going out of town this weekend and that horrid place is a few miles away and I do not feel like spending 2 hours trying to get through town when it takes 10 minutes (had to experience that horror during his trial).

• 18 Stretch99 // Jul 1, 2009 at 4:46 pm

  PER MJ’S WILL:
  Michael’s Mom is first choice to raise his kids
  DIANA ROSS is SECOND -INTERESTING

• 19 TalkinHorse // Jul 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm

  Re: MJ’s kids…after the family elders work their magic, how long until we see “The Jackson 3″?

• 20 Ed Haskell // Jul 1, 2009 at 8:23 pm

  Cambodian language is a riot. I worked at an ESL school that had a bunch of Cambodian pre-college kids. Their names were almost X-rated. Like ‘Pornsuck Fukduk Mylongdong’ etc.

  But this obsession April has with camels is a bit concerning. I think she may be anti-symbolic.

• 21 Doug // Jul 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm

  David, I agree completely. She would have totally glommed onto this story:

  http://theskunk.org/2009/06/surgeons-replace-mans-severed-penis-with-his-big-toe/

  Or maybe not…

• 22 Mr Pete // Jul 2, 2009 at 1:01 am

  and ANOTHER…
  Good-bye Mollie Sugden:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19AQgpsIMVY

• 23 bnaivar // Jul 2, 2009 at 4:44 am

  Since the cement truck was seen going into Neverland, has anybody seen the kids?

  I’m just sayin’.

• 24 Ira Shlamazel // Jul 2, 2009 at 10:24 am

  Famous, beloved people dropping like flies! It’s terrible!

  Thank god April is safe…

• 25 Ira Shlamazel // Jul 2, 2009 at 10:27 am

  Wow. Just channeled Don Rickles there for a sec.
  I hope that doesn’t mean anything…

  Nevertheless, I am knocking mahogany as I type this.

• 26 Stretch99 // Jul 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm

  Is it an obsession with camels – or just their TOES

• 27 mere9 // Jul 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm

  is it some universal language that one has to motion with the hand (or fingers) when one is singing an elongated note or scale?
  and for the record, the hand movement does not automatically make one in tune or on key.
  just sayin’.

• 28 Stretch99 // Jul 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

  A VIRTUAL GAY-APALOOZA!
  FROM MOVIELINE.COM

  Liza Minnelli and Delta Burke are set to play dueling sisters on Lifetime’s upcoming legal dramedy Drop Dead Diva, sources confirm

  On Diva, which premieres July 12, Minnelli plays a psychic who takes her sister (Burke) to court after she opens a competing psychic shop directly across the street from her store. Their episode airs Sept. 20 and also features an encore appearance by Rosie O’Donnell as a judge.

  Oh, and also? This show stars Margaret Cho

• 29 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm

  Stretch: TV screens are not big enough for the show you describe, so I’m thinking someone made it up.

• 30 Stretch99 // Jul 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm

  …gayer than JM J Bullock doing a Paul Lynde impression at a Liberace retrospective on the LOGO channel…

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