April Winchell

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Kitty Lifter

July 15th, 2009 · 23 Comments

Q: What lead you to development such a unique methods as intimate gymnastics? Were there any motives?

A: After childbirth my intimate muscles weakened. And I didn’t feel what I would like to in bed. But I have always felt it is possible. At first I couldn’t keep the weight of 100 grams with my intimate muscles. But my muscles have been becoming stronger gradually, I have become more sensual, more harmonious in sexual life, began to understand men and their sexual wishes better and more deeply.

Q: Do you think woman becomes more sensual to meet her intimate wishes and her sexual partner’s wishes with the help of your exercises?

A: Of course you are going to become more sensual, you will have learnt to manage every of your muscles and every section of vagina separately. Sensual women are always more relaxed, they feel with deeply, excite man competently, they guide man according to their feelings. That’s great!

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23 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kitty Lifter | UK Web Designer // Jul 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm

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  • 2 norelpref // Jul 15, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    from country what gave us moose and squirrel nemesi boris y natasha y dostoevski; work dem Hegel muscles, don’t wanna hear word Kant.

  • 3 Nusa // Jul 15, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    So do you have some secret supply of Schlitz in the bottle?

  • 4 coedmom // Jul 16, 2009 at 12:18 am

    For wishing milk to shoot from nose, reading please.

  • 5 tear it up... // Jul 16, 2009 at 12:18 am

    With weights like that the wood eggs are going to develop patina!
    woooooooooo!!!

  • 6 bnaivar // Jul 16, 2009 at 4:36 am

    I’ve got two words for you lady….YES…MAM’N!

  • 7 Scott // Jul 16, 2009 at 6:40 am

    That’s not nearly as impressive as the Asian bar girls who can blow smoke rings. Kegel mania!

  • 8 pal Jacky // Jul 16, 2009 at 10:05 am

    If the weight was tied to a tampon, I’d be impressed.

  • 9 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 16, 2009 at 10:44 am

    “opening Schlitz bottles”

    To paraphrase Gina: Video or it never happened.

  • 10 John Foley // Jul 16, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I’d like to be delivered from this awful number of kilos.

  • 11 TalkinHorse // Jul 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I had previously thought it was only a metaphor when someone was said to have been “pussywhipped”.

  • 12 ShannonS // Jul 16, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Strong like ox. Pull plow good. With please the vagina.

  • 13 RCoA // Jul 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Lol @ Intimate muscles.

    Pfft — 100 grams? I knew a woman who dragged a 220lb man across the country with her intimate muscles. Happens alla time!

  • 14 chrisbcritter // Jul 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    April, could you and June Foray please record this?

  • 15 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 17, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    This reminds me of a comedy team I saw perform in LA.

    In a fake infomercial, they were hawking a fabric-covered spring (about the size of a lime) that did the same thing. It was called “The Pussy-Pusher.”

    The extra large one was called “The Pussy-Pusher Plus”.

  • 16 DavidinBerkeley // Jul 17, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Okay, AW is gone for the weekend. Let’s rearrange all the furniture.

  • 17 clevelandphil // Jul 17, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    It aint stopped…….Walter Cronkite dead.

  • 18 Doug // Jul 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Bullcrap….he died 15 years ago.

  • 19 pal Jacky // Jul 17, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    now it all makes sense, There was a rumor popular in the ’80’s. It stated that Liberace wanted an heir so he hired a then unknown Diana ross to get artificially inseminated with his seed.
    The product of course was Micheal Jackson.
    Hence diana ross is mentioned in his will because he wanted the kids to go to his real mother.
    Don’t bother checking snopes.com about this. they have chosen to be mum on this one as well.
    Yet again, they are afraid of printing the truth, and they have too much integrety to lie.

  • 20 yelkcub33 // Jul 18, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Soviet Life meets Penthouse Forum…

    Dear Mr. First Secretary,
    There has always been a wonder on my head that your such missives were capitalist lies. But upon what happened to my vagina by a fellow comrade worker last evening at the Glorious Revolution Smelting Facility #17 I am now believing…

  • 21 Stretch99 // Jul 20, 2009 at 11:27 am

    …I wouldn’t trade my vagina – NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA. Thats my vagina, nothing could be fina’

    MY VAGINA – MY FRIEND

    ———-April Winchell “My Vagina”

  • 22 Stretch99 // Jul 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Ask Judge Judy to shake her booty

  • 23 Gunner13 // Jul 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Great, now I have another reason to find Slavic women unattractive.

    Terrifying, simply terrifying (and nauseating, weird and not wonderful at all). Worse, her website is dull and goes on forever.

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