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	<title>Comments on: Kitty Lifter</title>
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		<title>By: Gunner13</title>
		<link>http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/07/15/kitty-lifter/comment-page-1/#comment-10489</link>
		<dc:creator>Gunner13</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great, now I have another reason to find Slavic women unattractive.  

Terrifying, simply terrifying (and nauseating, weird and not wonderful at all).  Worse, her website is dull and goes on forever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great, now I have another reason to find Slavic women unattractive.  </p>
<p>Terrifying, simply terrifying (and nauseating, weird and not wonderful at all).  Worse, her website is dull and goes on forever.</p>
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		<title>By: Stretch99</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stretch99</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ask Judge Judy to shake her booty</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ask Judge Judy to shake her booty</p>
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		<title>By: Stretch99</title>
		<link>http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/07/15/kitty-lifter/comment-page-1/#comment-10486</link>
		<dc:creator>Stretch99</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:27:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...I wouldn&#039;t trade my vagina - NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA. Thats my vagina, nothing could be fina&#039;

MY VAGINA - MY FRIEND

                      ----------April Winchell  &quot;My Vagina&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;I wouldn&#8217;t trade my vagina &#8211; NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA. Thats my vagina, nothing could be fina&#8217;</p>
<p>MY VAGINA &#8211; MY FRIEND</p>
<p>                      &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-April Winchell  &#8220;My Vagina&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: yelkcub33</title>
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		<dc:creator>yelkcub33</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 23:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Soviet Life meets Penthouse Forum...

Dear Mr. First Secretary, 
There has always been a wonder on my head that your such missives were capitalist lies.  But upon what happened to my vagina by a fellow comrade worker last evening at the Glorious Revolution Smelting Facility #17 I am now believing...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Soviet Life meets Penthouse Forum&#8230;</p>
<p>Dear Mr. First Secretary,<br />
There has always been a wonder on my head that your such missives were capitalist lies.  But upon what happened to my vagina by a fellow comrade worker last evening at the Glorious Revolution Smelting Facility #17 I am now believing&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: pal Jacky</title>
		<link>http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/07/15/kitty-lifter/comment-page-1/#comment-10483</link>
		<dc:creator>pal Jacky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>now it all makes sense, There was a rumor popular in the &#039;80&#039;s. It stated that Liberace wanted an heir so he hired a then unknown Diana ross to get artificially inseminated with his seed.
 The product of course was Micheal Jackson. 
 Hence diana ross is mentioned in his will because he wanted the kids to go  to his real mother.
  Don&#039;t bother checking snopes.com about this. they have chosen to be mum on this one as well. 
Yet again, they are afraid of printing the truth, and they have too much integrety to lie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>now it all makes sense, There was a rumor popular in the &#8217;80&#8217;s. It stated that Liberace wanted an heir so he hired a then unknown Diana ross to get artificially inseminated with his seed.<br />
 The product of course was Micheal Jackson.<br />
 Hence diana ross is mentioned in his will because he wanted the kids to go  to his real mother.<br />
  Don&#8217;t bother checking snopes.com about this. they have chosen to be mum on this one as well.<br />
Yet again, they are afraid of printing the truth, and they have too much integrety to lie.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 02:37:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bullcrap....he died 15 years ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bullcrap&#8230;.he died 15 years ago.</p>
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		<title>By: clevelandphil</title>
		<link>http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/07/15/kitty-lifter/comment-page-1/#comment-10481</link>
		<dc:creator>clevelandphil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It aint stopped.......Walter Cronkite dead.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It aint stopped&#8230;&#8230;.Walter Cronkite dead.</p>
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		<title>By: DavidinBerkeley</title>
		<link>http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2009/07/15/kitty-lifter/comment-page-1/#comment-10480</link>
		<dc:creator>DavidinBerkeley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, AW is gone for the weekend.  Let&#039;s rearrange all the furniture.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, AW is gone for the weekend.  Let&#8217;s rearrange all the furniture.</p>
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		<title>By: DavidinBerkeley</title>
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		<dc:creator>DavidinBerkeley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This reminds me of a comedy team I saw perform in LA.  

In a fake infomercial, they were hawking a fabric-covered spring (about the size of a lime) that did the same thing.  It was called &quot;The Pussy-Pusher.&quot;

The extra large one was called &quot;The Pussy-Pusher Plus&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This reminds me of a comedy team I saw perform in LA.  </p>
<p>In a fake infomercial, they were hawking a fabric-covered spring (about the size of a lime) that did the same thing.  It was called &#8220;The Pussy-Pusher.&#8221;</p>
<p>The extra large one was called &#8220;The Pussy-Pusher Plus&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: chrisbcritter</title>
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		<dc:creator>chrisbcritter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>April,  could you and June Foray please record this?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>April,  could you and June Foray please record this?</p>
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